And because I'm the only one who has done anything interesting with the last 30 years of my life I get to tell a bunch of morons everything I do all the time and even though they don't understand it they think it's incredible because I paid for everything.
FML
And by "doing something interesting" with your life I assume you're referring to you and Coker(nice of you to not give him any credit) starting a shitty little podcast with 7 listeners.
And because I'm the only one who has done anything interesting with the last 30 years of my life I get to tell a bunch of morons everything I do all the time and even though they don't understand it they think it's incredible because I paid for everything.
Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
If feel like asking for anal makes it super unsexy
Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
If feel like asking for anal makes it super unsexy
And because I'm the only one who has done anything interesting with the last 30 years of my life I get to tell a bunch of morons everything I do all the time and even though they don't understand it they think it's incredible because I paid for everything.
FML
Knowing you like I do (hardy har har) ... nothing you say about today surprised me
And because I'm the only one who has done anything interesting with the last 30 years of my life I get to tell a bunch of morons everything I do all the time and even though they don't understand it they think it's incredible because I paid for everything.
FML
And by "doing something interesting" with your life I assume you're referring to you and Coker(nice of you to not give him any credit) starting a shitty little podcast with 7 listeners.
Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
Why is it so hard for you to say that she’s putting on a strap on and giving you anal?
Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
Why is it so hard for you to say that she’s putting on a strap on and giving you anal?
Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
Why is it so hard for you to say that she’s putting on a strap on and giving you anal?
Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
Why is it so hard for you to say that she’s putting on a strap on and giving you anal?
My mom was supposed to give me contact info for my snowbird aunt and uncle in Chandler but didn't so I am alone.
But about every other year I go to Seattle, it's always fun listening to my know it all social justice warrior sister-in-law talk politics. In 2004 my drunk dad strangled (not really) my cousin's husband so that was fun. Everyone sort of just left after that. I can't say I hate hugging said blonde cousin with a big rack lol
I have an uncle that liked to recruit people to his pyramid scheme (Excel Communications or some shit). Apparently somebody pulled him aside a couple years and now he shuts the fuck up.
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But about every other year I go to Seattle, it's always fun listening to my know it all social justice warrior sister-in-law talk politics. In 2004 my drunk dad strangled (not really) my cousin's husband so that was fun. Everyone sort of just left after that. I can't say I hate hugging said blonde cousin with a big rack lol
Thanksgiving is much better.
I'm sorry you all have shit families