I have an uncle that liked to recruit people to his pyramid scheme (Excel Communications or some shit). Apparently somebody pulled him aside a couple years and now he shuts the fuck up.
Thanksgiving is much better.
The good thing about my family is Cambodians. So we have tons of dope egg rolls and shit and they aren’t uptight and retarded cooks.
Last year I got to hear my sister's husband brag about his bitcoin portfolio. I told him to sell it immediately, but I doubt he listened. It crashed not long after that. We will see if he brings it up this year.
My mom was supposed to give me contact info for my snowbird aunt and uncle in Chandler but didn't so I am alone.
But about every other year I go to Seattle, it's always fun listening to my know it all social justice warrior sister-in-law talk politics. In 2004 my drunk dad strangled (not really) my cousin's husband so that was fun. Everyone sort of just left after that. I can't say I hate hugging said blonde cousin with a big rack lol
I have an uncle that liked to recruit people to his pyramid scheme (Excel Communications or some shit). Apparently somebody pulled him aside a couple years and now he shuts the fuck up.
Thanksgiving is much better.
The good thing about my family is Cambodians. So we have tons of dope egg rolls and shit and they aren’t uptight and retarded cooks.
90% of my family consists of raging South African and Eastern Europe alcoholics. So thanksgiving is one big drinking competition and it gets interesting when half the family is completely blitzed.
In appreciation of giving the Indians syphilis, reservations, and firewater I did my part on Thanksgiving to pass out on the couch at 9am and save my family the grief of dealing with me.
I have an uncle that liked to recruit people to his pyramid scheme (Excel Communications or some shit). Apparently somebody pulled him aside a couple years and now he shuts the fuck up.
Thanksgiving is much better.
The good thing about my family is Cambodians. So we have tons of dope egg rolls and shit and they aren’t uptight and retarded cooks.
You're a gay, paraplegic, Cambodian that exclusively dates black dudes. Weird mix.
I have an uncle that liked to recruit people to his pyramid scheme (Excel Communications or some shit). Apparently somebody pulled him aside a couple years and now he shuts the fuck up.
Thanksgiving is much better.
The good thing about my family is Cambodians. So we have tons of dope egg rolls and shit and they aren’t uptight and retarded cooks.
You're a gay, paraplegic, Cambodian that exclusively dates black dudes. Weird mix.
I’m a black man myself. Just adoptions into my family.
I have an uncle that liked to recruit people to his pyramid scheme (Excel Communications or some shit). Apparently somebody pulled him aside a couple years and now he shuts the fuck up.
Thanksgiving is much better.
The good thing about my family is Cambodians. So we have tons of dope egg rolls and shit and they aren’t uptight and retarded cooks.
You're a gay, paraplegic, Cambodian that exclusively dates black dudes. Weird mix.
I’m a black man myself. Just adoptions into my family.
I have an uncle that liked to recruit people to his pyramid scheme (Excel Communications or some shit). Apparently somebody pulled him aside a couple years and now he shuts the fuck up.
Thanksgiving is much better.
The good thing about my family is Cambodians. So we have tons of dope egg rolls and shit and they aren’t uptight and retarded cooks.
You're a gay, paraplegic, Cambodian that exclusively dates black dudes. Weird mix.
I’m a black man myself. Just adoptions into my family.
I have an uncle that liked to recruit people to his pyramid scheme (Excel Communications or some shit). Apparently somebody pulled him aside a couple years and now he shuts the fuck up.
Thanksgiving is much better.
The good thing about my family is Cambodians. So we have tons of dope egg rolls and shit and they aren’t uptight and retarded cooks.
You're a gay, paraplegic, Cambodian that exclusively dates black dudes. Weird mix.
I’m a black man myself. Just adoptions into my family.
You lying fuck Dennis. They don't allow blacks in Kent.
My routine is the same every year. Wake up and smoke a bowl, head over to my sister's place about an hour before dinner. Stay a bit and play with my niece, then LEAVE so I can get drunk and smoke weed at my place. Last year I got to hear my sister's husband brag about his bitcoin portfolio. I told him to sell it immediately, but I doubt he listened. It crashed not long after that. We will see if he brings it up this year.
And because I'm the only one who has done anything interesting with the last 30 years of my life I get to tell a bunch of morons everything I do all the time and even though they don't understand it they think it's incredible because I paid for everything.
FML
Hanging out all day on Hardcore Husky complaining about white people = Doing something interesting with your life
Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
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They'd all sit around drinking tea in their parlor telling stories they thought were cute. Stories I'd already heard at least 3 times.
I'd excuse myself and take a sixpack of beer into their TV room to watch football.
On the drive home the ex would be mad and tell me I was rude to her parents.
I tried to explain to her that it wasn't my fault that her parents were so boring.
She didn't understand.