So am already fed up with inlaws
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Why is it so hard for you to say that she’s putting on a strap on and giving you anal?Ice_Holmvik said:Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
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Its Hard!Tequilla said:
Why is it so hard for you to say that she’s putting on a strap on and giving you anal?Ice_Holmvik said:Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
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That’s what she/he saidIce_Holmvik said:
Its Hard!Tequilla said:
Why is it so hard for you to say that she’s putting on a strap on and giving you anal?Ice_Holmvik said:Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
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I’m on about my 12th glass of rum and coke d tonight and coudldnt feel any better. FUCK THE COUG AND ROLL FUCKING DEAGS!
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THAT’S WHAT PETERMAN SAID HAHAHAHAHA!Tequilla said:
That’s what she/he saidIce_Holmvik said:
Its Hard!Tequilla said:
Why is it so hard for you to say that she’s putting on a strap on and giving you anal?Ice_Holmvik said:Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
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My mom was supposed to give me contact info for my snowbird aunt and uncle in Chandler but didn't so I am alone.
But about every other year I go to Seattle, it's always fun listening to my know it all social justice warrior sister-in-law talk politics. In 2004 my drunk dad strangled (not really) my cousin's husband so that was fun. Everyone sort of just left after that. I can't say I hate hugging said blonde cousin with a big rack lol -
Drink up @Fire_Marshall_Bill
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Jesus
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I have an uncle that liked to recruit people to his pyramid scheme (Excel Communications or some shit). Apparently somebody pulled him aside a couple years and now he shuts the fuck up.
Thanksgiving is much better. -
Portland pub crawl with my brother in law last night. Slept with the dog on the couch after #freshbowls and some darts. Dog performed great.
I'm sorry you all have shit families
