So am already fed up with inlaws
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My routine is the same every year. Wake up and smoke a bowl, head over to my sister's place about an hour before dinner. Stay a bit and play with my niece, then LEAVE so I can get drunk and smoke weed at my place. Last year I got to hear my sister's husband brag about his bitcoin portfolio. I told him to sell it immediately, but I doubt he listened. It crashed not long after that. We will see if he brings it up this year.
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YOU should bring it upPurpleJ said:My routine is the same every year. Wake up and smoke a bowl, head over to my sister's place about an hour before dinner. Stay a bit and play with my niece, then LEAVE so I can get drunk and smoke weed at my place. Last year I got to hear my sister's husband brag about his bitcoin portfolio. I told him to sell it immediately, but I doubt he listened. It crashed not long after that. We will see if he brings it up this year.
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That's a good routine.PurpleJ said:My routine is the same every year. Wake up and smoke a bowl, head over to my sister's place about an hour before dinner. Stay a bit and play with my niece, then LEAVE so I can get drunk and smoke weed at my place. Last year I got to hear my sister's husband brag about his bitcoin portfolio. I told him to sell it immediately, but I doubt he listened. It crashed not long after that. We will see if he brings it up this year.
Send him this article.
https://www.seattletimes.com/business/washington-bitcoin-pioneer-seeks-chapter-11-protection/ -
Get to future sister in laws after prepping sides at my spot all morning with the future Mr., find them not doing anything, nobody has prepped anything, turkey still in the fridge (mind you, this is EST) so i just finished prepping the bird and getting it in the oven. They are all stuffing there face with pie and watching crazy rich Asians. Just finishing up a zpack so can’t even drink. I miss my families thanksgivings, booze and football...
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Get a divorce.
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If you get the opportunity you should kill yourselfThebourbinator said:Get to future sister in laws after prepping sides at my spot all morning with the future Mr., find them not doing anything, nobody has prepped anything, turkey still in the fridge (mind you, this is EST) so i just finished prepping the bird and getting it in the oven. They are all stuffing there face with pie and watching crazy rich Asians. Just finishing up a zpack so can’t even drink. I miss my families thanksgivings, booze and football...
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You should and make sure to mention you just bought it yesterday at the lowCuntWaffle said:
YOU should bring it upPurpleJ said:My routine is the same every year. Wake up and smoke a bowl, head over to my sister's place about an hour before dinner. Stay a bit and play with my niece, then LEAVE so I can get drunk and smoke weed at my place. Last year I got to hear my sister's husband brag about his bitcoin portfolio. I told him to sell it immediately, but I doubt he listened. It crashed not long after that. We will see if he brings it up this year.
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Drink more
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I’m just drinking and watching football with the family. Thanksgiving is the best if you have alcoholic family members.
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Just do like we do here at the guns and religion compound. Sneak off with your hot cousin and get you some.
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Jesus.PurpleThrobber said:Just do like we do here at the guns and religion compound. Sneak off with your hot cousin and get you some.
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Agreed, we haven't even left the house for my parents and we are drunk(walking over). Texted them to ask if I should bring wine or something. Mom replied that my dad is already too drunk and I should only bring booze for myself if i'm going to otherwise they already have multiple bottles open.backthepack said:I’m just drinking and watching football with the family. Thanksgiving is the best if you have alcoholic family members.
I'll post the story from last Thanksgiving in the wam this weekend. It's @Swaye worthy FS. -
It’s thanksgiving if you don’t piss off at least one member of your family, preferably an in-law, your doing it wrong.jecornel said:
That's a good routine.PurpleJ said:My routine is the same every year. Wake up and smoke a bowl, head over to my sister's place about an hour before dinner. Stay a bit and play with my niece, then LEAVE so I can get drunk and smoke weed at my place. Last year I got to hear my sister's husband brag about his bitcoin portfolio. I told him to sell it immediately, but I doubt he listened. It crashed not long after that. We will see if he brings it up this year.
Send him this article.
https://www.seattletimes.com/business/washington-bitcoin-pioneer-seeks-chapter-11-protection/ -
My brother is blasting KISW and angrily "cooking" (lol) while his stupid fucking faggot son is in the next room to me practicing his clarinet. He's a fucking CLARINET major at Central. He went to college to play fucking clarinet. He's practicing like bach. He doesn't even play jazz.
Everything my brother cooks tastes like soggy lettuce dipped in oil pressed from dog shit.
I bought some champagne because I'm a FS rich guy and don't want to totally fuck up today and my brother (who is jealously guarding space in the mold lab known as his fridge) told me I should "chill it in nature's fridge, outside" (he talks like that because he's a food rep and he thinks he really understands sophisticated solutions to all food related problems) - I ask him what temperature it is outside (incredulous) - and he, without any hesitation or self-awareness says 'it's 50!'.
Yeah, jackass, I want to chill Dom fucking Perignon down to luke warm in the yard over the course of the 8 hours it would take to change temperature from 65-50. Great idea.
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I’m drunkas fuck sitting on the couch poudning beers and whiskey with my uncles. THIS IS AN ELITE THANKSGIVING.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Agreed, we haven't even left the house for my parents and we are drunk(walking over). Texted them to ask if I should bring wine or something. Mom replied that my dad is already too drunk and I should only bring booze for myself if i'm going to otherwise they already have multiple bottles open.backthepack said:I’m just drinking and watching football with the family. Thanksgiving is the best if you have alcoholic family members.
I'll post the story from last Thanksgiving in the wam this weekend. It's @Swaye worthy FS. -
No poast it to the main bored or fuck off.UW_Doog_Bot said:
Agreed, we haven't even left the house for my parents and we are drunk(walking over). Texted them to ask if I should bring wine or something. Mom replied that my dad is already too drunk and I should only bring booze for myself if i'm going to otherwise they already have multiple bottles open.backthepack said:I’m just drinking and watching football with the family. Thanksgiving is the best if you have alcoholic family members.
I'll post the story from last Thanksgiving in the wam this weekend. It's @Swaye worthy FS. -
Your nephew sounds like a real faggot. Your brother just sounds stupid as a shit.Dennis_DeYoung said:My brother is blasting KISW and angrily "cooking" (lol) while his stupid fucking faggot son is in the next room to me practicing his clarinet. He's a fucking CLARINET major at Central. He went to college to play fucking clarinet. He's practicing like bach. He doesn't even play jazz.
Everything my brother cooks tastes like soggy lettuce dipped in oil pressed from dog shit.
I bought some champagne because I'm a FS rich guy and don't want to totally fuck up today and my brother (who is jealously guarding space in the mold lab known as his fridge) told me I should "chill it in nature's fridge, outside" (he talks like that because he's a food rep and he thinks he really understands sophisticated solutions to all food related problems) - I ask him what temperature it is outside (incredulous) - and he, without any hesitation or self-awareness says 'it's 50!'.
Yeah, jackass, I want to chill Dom fucking Perignon down to luke warm in the yard over the course of the 8 hours it would take to change temperature from 65-50. Great idea.
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And because I'm the only one who has done anything interesting with the last 30 years of my life I get to tell a bunch of morons everything I do all the time and even though they don't understand it they think it's incredible because I paid for everything.
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Nice humble brag.Dennis_DeYoung said:And because I'm the only one who has done anything interesting with the last 30 years of my life I get to tell a bunch of morons everything I do all the time and even though they don't understand it they think it's incredible because I paid for everything.
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I mean, it’s Kent.
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He’s still stuck in Kunt? Your family sounds pour.Dennis_DeYoung said:I mean, it’s Kent.
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And by "doing something interesting" with your life I assume you're referring to you and Coker(nice of you to not give him any credit) starting a shitty little podcast with 7 listeners.Dennis_DeYoung said:And because I'm the only one who has done anything interesting with the last 30 years of my life I get to tell a bunch of morons everything I do all the time and even though they don't understand it they think it's incredible because I paid for everything.
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Anything that varies a little is "yuppy food"....God help us if I shop somewhere else other than Super 1
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Don't knock itbackthepack said:
Jesus.PurpleThrobber said:Just do like we do here at the guns and religion compound. Sneak off with your hot cousin and get you some.
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Weird flex, but ok.Dennis_DeYoung said:And because I'm the only one who has done anything interesting with the last 30 years of my life I get to tell a bunch of morons everything I do all the time and even though they don't understand it they think it's incredible because I paid for everything.
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Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
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If feel like asking for anal makes it super unsexyIce_Holmvik said:Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
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When we win I dont have to ask.Pitchfork51 said:
If feel like asking for anal makes it super unsexyIce_Holmvik said:Im having a pretty fucking great Thanksgiving by these standards. Got a gal in Leavenworth who cant get enuff. Took Wednesday off and came a day early. Got uo this morning and partook in the late archery mile deer hunt in the Swakane unit. Didnt shoot anything, shit i didnt see anything but fuck it. Im on her couch drinking beer listening to Prince while she makes a huge dinner complete with my deceased moms butter sauce cranberry cake. Life is fucking good for this poor faggitt. Bedt part is shes a coug alum and when my Dawgs put it to the Coug tomorrow i get anal. Wont say ehat I have to do if our? Dwags failbus. Just pray for me please.
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Knowing you like I do (hardy har har) ... nothing you say about today surprised meDennis_DeYoung said:And because I'm the only one who has done anything interesting with the last 30 years of my life I get to tell a bunch of morons everything I do all the time and even though they don't understand it they think it's incredible because I paid for everything.
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It was 13 people before I semi-retiredToddTurnerLIVES said:
And by "doing something interesting" with your life I assume you're referring to you and Coker(nice of you to not give him any credit) starting a shitty little podcast with 7 listeners.Dennis_DeYoung said:And because I'm the only one who has done anything interesting with the last 30 years of my life I get to tell a bunch of morons everything I do all the time and even though they don't understand it they think it's incredible because I paid for everything.
FML
