OFFICIAL BYU Mormon joke thread

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• UWerentThereMan Member Posts: 3,475

  September 2018

  You tell him to LEAVE!

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• AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

  September 2018

  
  

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• Baphomet Member Posts: 1,511

  September 2018

  
  How do you get a Mormon nun pregnant.
  
  Dress her up like an alter boy.
  
  

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• Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738

  September 2018

  How many Mormons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
  
  None. Screwing is a sin.

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• southernblueblood Member Posts: 16

  September 2018

  Have you see how many kids Mormons have? Did you parents not teach you how sex works or have you never had sex? That’s it. You should try it.

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,260

  September 2018

  Do you know which other 2 states, besides Utah, celebrate Pioneer Day?
  
  Missouri because the Mormons left and California because they didn't make it that far...

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• PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,260

  September 2018

  Bring'em young ..
  
  tee hee hee

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• flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,272

  September 2018

  What do you call 100,000 mormons on the bottom of a lake?
  
  
  A good start!

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• southernblueblood Member Posts: 16

  September 2018

  Genocide, so funny. These jokes are so funny

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• whatshouldicareabout Member Posts: 12,982

  September 2018

  southernblueblood said:

  Genocide, so funny. These jokes are so funny

  @DerekJohnson

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• PineapplePirate Member Posts: 4,628

  September 2018

  
  

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• southernblueblood Member Posts: 16

  September 2018

  Now that’s funny. I’m posting this on our boards

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• UWhuskytskeet Member Posts: 7,113

  September 2018

  southernblueblood said:

  Now that’s funny. I’m posting this on our boards

  Also, this particular username is new, which suggests someone who is either plagiarizing or posing as multiple different people on the same board. I don't know the rules here, but in most communities that is a TOS violation.

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• flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,272

  September 2018

  whatshouldicareabout said:

  southernblueblood said:

  Genocide, so funny. These jokes are so funny

  @DerekJohnson

  Yeah, cuz this site is so classy and no one ever jokes about people/players drowning, dying, setting themselves on fire, etc.
  
  Please edit to say "100,000 duck fans". Now it's hilarious!
  
  It's ok, you just don't "get it"

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• flatus Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,272

  September 2018

  southernblueblood said:

  Genocide, so funny. These jokes are so funny

  LEAVE!!!

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

  September 2018

  You hear the one about the Mormon who tried to become President?

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• southernblueblood Member Posts: 16

  September 2018

  It’s like a ten year old. You need a hug?

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

  September 2018 edited September 2018

  PurpleJ said:

  You hear the one about the Mormon who tried to become President?

  He lost to a black guy! I bet he hated THAT!!! ROFL!!!!

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• MisterEm Member Posts: 6,685

  September 2018

  southernblueblood said:

  It’s like a ten year old. You need a hug?

  Nope. Just Tactown TUFF J.

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• LesGrossman Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,496

  September 2018

  I'm sure this guy fit right in...
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HHjLiRmyzw

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