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Republicans vs. Democrats: The Presidents

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    For those wondering, I always throw the Black Licorice away. Those are fucking terrible jelly beans.
  • creepycoug
    creepycoug Member Posts: 24,271
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    Listen here assholes, Top Gun doesn't get made without Reagan as President and I patterned half my life after that movie, with cocaine and booze being the other half. So fuck all ya'll who aren't down with the Gipper.

    When I was a little boy growing up in the paradise of San Diego County my home was near Miramar and the F-14s used to fly over with much regularity. I used to dream of being a fighter pilot shooting down Ruskies someday. Then....20/400 vision, 6'6", and bad at Maff.
    Let me tell you the sure fire trick to being a fighter pilot...20/20, under 6'4" so the ejection seat doesn't kill you, not scared of shit, minority. Works like a champ. And I suck at maff... if you can just eek through aerodynamics like I did, you are golden, provided you got big balls and red skin. Viola.
    This thread went off track.

    That's ok. I kick out the black jelly beans too. Not for raysissm and shit. I just don't like them.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,691 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    The Official YellowSnow POTUS Top 10

    1) Lincoln
    2) Worshtington
    3) Teddy
    4) FDR
    5) Jefferson
    6) Adams
    7) Jackson
    8) Reagan
    9) Truman
    10) LBJ

    Great list. Except Jackson. Racist.
    You at least must respect the bad ass motherfucker. The top two were racists as well by virtue of slave ownership. But props to Jefferson for banging that little tart Sally Hemings.

    Gold Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
    Sold in the market down in New Orleans
    Scarred old slaver knows he's doin' all right
    Hear him whip the women just around midnight
    Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good
    Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should
    Drums beatin' cold, English blood runs hot
    Lady of the house wonderin' when it's gonna stop
    House boy knows that he's doin' all right
    You should have heard him just around midnight
    Brown Sugar, how come you taste so good
    Brown Sugar, just like a young girl should
    You know what's funny, is that as great as Brown Sugar was it's not even anywhere near the best song in rock and pop on the evils of slavery. That award goes to "Sail Away" by Randy Newman.


    In America you'll get food to eat
    Won't have to run through the jungle
    And scuff up your feet
    You'll just sing about Jesus and drink wine all day
    It's great to be an American

    Ain't no lions or tigers ain't no mamba snake
    Just the sweet watermelon and the buckwheat cake
    Everybody is as happy as a man can be
    Climb aboard little wog sail away with me

    Sail away sail away
    We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay
    Sail away-sail away
    We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay


    In America every man is free
    To take care of his home and his family
    You'll be as happy as a monkey in a monkey tree
    You're all gonna be an American

    Sail away sail away
    We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay
    Sail away-sail away
    We will cross the mighty ocean into Charleston Bay
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,691 Founders Club
    By the way, any of you fellas that don't have LBJ in your top 10 you need to go watch the HBO film "All the Way" with LBJ played by Heisenberg. Fucking outstanding performance and will give you a great appreciation for LBJ in spite of some bad policy decisions.


  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,855
    Swaye said:

    For those wondering, I always throw the Black Licorice away. Those are fucking terrible jelly beans.