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I want to fish with puppy.
A steelhead/sawbill cast-n-blast is one of the best ways to spend a day you can find.
Just leave the metro area to do it. Nobody on the Humptulips or Hoh gives a shit if you dunk a fucking sawbill. Fucking kayakers.
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With the PS rivers closed, you will have half of Seattle on the OP.
Kayakers are drawn to me like Sark to Patron....Those f'ers see me and have to start showing off. One guy was doing some stupid ass spin and got stuck upside down for awhile before righting himself before going down a rapid. That's one way to kill yourself. -
It's not "us" kayakers pumpy. I have a little sit on top that I paddle around high lakes with my girlfriend but that's as close as I'll ever be to a kayaker. I don't like em as a group either and I know a bunch. Insufferable, pompous, passive aggressive cunts to a man...plus a few women.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Funny story Chuck. Pup fished routine class 3 in high water, even a sections of class 4 on Sky and coast. Only crazy joe and i do class 3 on sky in drift boat on upper river.
.One kayaker on Sky floated up to me in his 30lb kayak with his helmet and REI gear from head-to-toe, cum-plug firmly in nose and after watching me come through a nasty high class-3, in a 500lb 18' driftboat and hickory shirt , spilled becks in my beer holder. Little weekend warrior fuck says....'you know state law says you need to wear a helmet and vest, and you should be in that water with that boat'... (driftboaters wear neither, well sometimes they sit on float cusions for you fucking whistle-blowing Cuntyakers)
I grabbed my spare oar and told him to get his faggy ass off my river before i drown his cunt as i slapped the water in his chops. He says 'im gonna call cops on you...' i laughed, cracked another becks and ran out the herringbone tads for another pass.
Whats up with you kayakers? I blasted a Merganser with my .22 in my backyard hole off my deck . Fucking worthless duck was fishing illegally for steelhead hatchery plants out of season. I went down to big city to party with mi amigo's that night and stayed down there. (At tucks steel2) My mom called and said a gamewarden was at my door with a dead duck. I had to leave Seattle and drive an hour and change to confront gamey.
A fucking limp wristed metro bird-loving faggot Kayaker came around corner and took bird to fish-and-game unbeknownst to me. Well i flapped with gamey, who was a steelheader and knew why i did it and actually laughed. I gave him a $150 fine and that was that. But these kayakers? Why are they all such pussies? Im still looking for this chump. Someday...
Fliat fishing kills any other method where I'm talking about. The channel, terrain, overhead veg, and need to not show yourself to fish just make it work. I'll usually carry a second rod for the few spots where a spinner or spoon can be presented properly. I've taken seriously experienced, well equipped fly fishermen in there and they all come out frustrated...of course they're all too snobby to put on an indicator, pinch on a couple of shot, and fish the ugly rubber legged stonefly I offer them. Fly guys are such fags.
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FTFYYellowSnow said:@puppylove_sugarsteel I wish you'd quit fucking around and publish a book of short stories already. You could be the Hemingway of our time.
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Only Pumpy is entertaining enough to make fishing talk entertaining. It’s a true talent.
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Pup in real life would probably be so disappointing.dflea said:I want to fish with puppy.
A steelhead/sawbill cast-n-blast is one of the best ways to spend a day you can find.
Just leave the metro area to do it. Nobody on the Humptulips or Hoh gives a shit if you dunk a fucking sawbill. Fucking kayakers.
Green Lavro with steelhead on the bow you say? I'll keep an eye out. -
I don't know who these fly fags are. I'm a fly fag and most of my biggest trout (landlocked kind) have been from dead drifting nymphs and egg and worm patterns with split shot. You just have to call your bobber a "strike indicator" so as not to sound like redneck gear chucked.chuck said:
It's not "us" kayakers pumpy. I have a little sit on top that I paddle around high lakes with my girlfriend but that's as close as I'll ever be to a kayaker. I don't like em as a group either and I know a bunch. Insufferable, pompous, passive aggressive cunts to a man...plus a few women.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Funny story Chuck. Pup fished routine class 3 in high water, even a sections of class 4 on Sky and coast. Only crazy joe and i do class 3 on sky in drift boat on upper river.
.One kayaker on Sky floated up to me in his 30lb kayak with his helmet and REI gear from head-to-toe, cum-plug firmly in nose and after watching me come through a nasty high class-3, in a 500lb 18' driftboat and hickory shirt , spilled becks in my beer holder. Little weekend warrior fuck says....'you know state law says you need to wear a helmet and vest, and you should be in that water with that boat'... (driftboaters wear neither, well sometimes they sit on float cusions for you fucking whistle-blowing Cuntyakers)
I grabbed my spare oar and told him to get his faggy ass off my river before i drown his cunt as i slapped the water in his chops. He says 'im gonna call cops on you...' i laughed, cracked another becks and ran out the herringbone tads for another pass.
Whats up with you kayakers? I blasted a Merganser with my .22 in my backyard hole off my deck . Fucking worthless duck was fishing illegally for steelhead hatchery plants out of season. I went down to big city to party with mi amigo's that night and stayed down there. (At tucks steel2) My mom called and said a gamewarden was at my door with a dead duck. I had to leave Seattle and drive an hour and change to confront gamey.
A fucking limp wristed metro bird-loving faggot Kayaker came around corner and took bird to fish-and-game unbeknownst to me. Well i flapped with gamey, who was a steelheader and knew why i did it and actually laughed. I gave him a $150 fine and that was that. But these kayakers? Why are they all such pussies? Im still looking for this chump. Someday...
Fliat fishing kills any other method where I'm talking about. The channel, terrain, overhead veg, and need to not show yourself to fish just make it work. I'll usually carry a second rod for the few spots where a spinner or spoon can be presented properly. I've taken seriously experienced, well equipped fly fishermen in there and they all come out frustrated...of course they're all too snobby to put on an indicator, pinch on a couple of shot, and fish the ugly rubber legged stonefly I offer them. Fly guys are such fags. -
Yep dredging aka bobber fishing with a fly rod as we call it is the only fly rod method that's ever caught fish for me. My friends call my casting technique the Chuck and duck.YellowSnow said:
I don't know who these fly fags are. I'm a fly fag and most of my biggest trout (landlocked kind) have been from dead drifting nymphs and egg and worm patterns with split shot. You just have to call your bobber a "strike indicator" so as not to sound like redneck gear chucked.chuck said:
It's not "us" kayakers pumpy. I have a little sit on top that I paddle around high lakes with my girlfriend but that's as close as I'll ever be to a kayaker. I don't like em as a group either and I know a bunch. Insufferable, pompous, passive aggressive cunts to a man...plus a few women.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Funny story Chuck. Pup fished routine class 3 in high water, even a sections of class 4 on Sky and coast. Only crazy joe and i do class 3 on sky in drift boat on upper river.
.One kayaker on Sky floated up to me in his 30lb kayak with his helmet and REI gear from head-to-toe, cum-plug firmly in nose and after watching me come through a nasty high class-3, in a 500lb 18' driftboat and hickory shirt , spilled becks in my beer holder. Little weekend warrior fuck says....'you know state law says you need to wear a helmet and vest, and you should be in that water with that boat'... (driftboaters wear neither, well sometimes they sit on float cusions for you fucking whistle-blowing Cuntyakers)
I grabbed my spare oar and told him to get his faggy ass off my river before i drown his cunt as i slapped the water in his chops. He says 'im gonna call cops on you...' i laughed, cracked another becks and ran out the herringbone tads for another pass.
Whats up with you kayakers? I blasted a Merganser with my .22 in my backyard hole off my deck . Fucking worthless duck was fishing illegally for steelhead hatchery plants out of season. I went down to big city to party with mi amigo's that night and stayed down there. (At tucks steel2) My mom called and said a gamewarden was at my door with a dead duck. I had to leave Seattle and drive an hour and change to confront gamey.
A fucking limp wristed metro bird-loving faggot Kayaker came around corner and took bird to fish-and-game unbeknownst to me. Well i flapped with gamey, who was a steelheader and knew why i did it and actually laughed. I gave him a $150 fine and that was that. But these kayakers? Why are they all such pussies? Im still looking for this chump. Someday...
Fliat fishing kills any other method where I'm talking about. The channel, terrain, overhead veg, and need to not show yourself to fish just make it work. I'll usually carry a second rod for the few spots where a spinner or spoon can be presented properly. I've taken seriously experienced, well equipped fly fishermen in there and they all come out frustrated...of course they're all too snobby to put on an indicator, pinch on a couple of shot, and fish the ugly rubber legged stonefly I offer them. Fly guys are such fags. -
Yep Chuck and Duck is the only way to do it. If you're chucking a double nymph rig with a bunch of weight you'll get all tangled up trying to false cast like one would with dry flies.chuck said:
Yep dredging aka bobber fishing with a fly rod as we call it is the only fly rod method that's ever caught fish for me. My friends call my casting technique the Chuck and duck.YellowSnow said:
I don't know who these fly fags are. I'm a fly fag and most of my biggest trout (landlocked kind) have been from dead drifting nymphs and egg and worm patterns with split shot. You just have to call your bobber a "strike indicator" so as not to sound like redneck gear chucked.chuck said:
It's not "us" kayakers pumpy. I have a little sit on top that I paddle around high lakes with my girlfriend but that's as close as I'll ever be to a kayaker. I don't like em as a group either and I know a bunch. Insufferable, pompous, passive aggressive cunts to a man...plus a few women.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Funny story Chuck. Pup fished routine class 3 in high water, even a sections of class 4 on Sky and coast. Only crazy joe and i do class 3 on sky in drift boat on upper river.
.One kayaker on Sky floated up to me in his 30lb kayak with his helmet and REI gear from head-to-toe, cum-plug firmly in nose and after watching me come through a nasty high class-3, in a 500lb 18' driftboat and hickory shirt , spilled becks in my beer holder. Little weekend warrior fuck says....'you know state law says you need to wear a helmet and vest, and you should be in that water with that boat'... (driftboaters wear neither, well sometimes they sit on float cusions for you fucking whistle-blowing Cuntyakers)
I grabbed my spare oar and told him to get his faggy ass off my river before i drown his cunt as i slapped the water in his chops. He says 'im gonna call cops on you...' i laughed, cracked another becks and ran out the herringbone tads for another pass.
Whats up with you kayakers? I blasted a Merganser with my .22 in my backyard hole off my deck . Fucking worthless duck was fishing illegally for steelhead hatchery plants out of season. I went down to big city to party with mi amigo's that night and stayed down there. (At tucks steel2) My mom called and said a gamewarden was at my door with a dead duck. I had to leave Seattle and drive an hour and change to confront gamey.
A fucking limp wristed metro bird-loving faggot Kayaker came around corner and took bird to fish-and-game unbeknownst to me. Well i flapped with gamey, who was a steelheader and knew why i did it and actually laughed. I gave him a $150 fine and that was that. But these kayakers? Why are they all such pussies? Im still looking for this chump. Someday...
Fliat fishing kills any other method where I'm talking about. The channel, terrain, overhead veg, and need to not show yourself to fish just make it work. I'll usually carry a second rod for the few spots where a spinner or spoon can be presented properly. I've taken seriously experienced, well equipped fly fishermen in there and they all come out frustrated...of course they're all too snobby to put on an indicator, pinch on a couple of shot, and fish the ugly rubber legged stonefly I offer them. Fly guys are such fags. -
Never was much of a freshwater fisher but I've run those parts of the sky in a cat and a raft. Pumpy got brass ones taking a drift boat down those sections.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Funny story Chuck. Pup fished routine class 3 in high water, even a sections of class 4 on Sky and coast. Only crazy joe and i do class 3 on sky in drift boat on upper river.
.One kayaker on Sky floated up to me in his 30lb kayak with his helmet and REI gear from head-to-toe, cum-plug firmly in nose and after watching me come through a nasty high class-3, in a 500lb 18' driftboat and hickory shirt , spilled becks in my beer holder. Little weekend warrior fuck says....'you know state law says you need to wear a helmet and vest, and you should be in that water with that boat'... (driftboaters wear neither, well sometimes they sit on float cusions for you fucking whistle-blowing Cuntyakers)
I grabbed my spare oar and told him to get his faggy ass off my river before i drown his cunt as i slapped the water in his chops. He says 'im gonna call cops on you...' i laughed, cracked another becks and ran out the herringbone tads for another pass.
Whats up with you kayakers? I blasted a Merganser with my .22 in my backyard hole off my deck . Fucking worthless duck was fishing illegally for steelhead hatchery plants out of season. I went down to big city to party with mi amigo's that night and stayed down there. (At tucks steel2) My mom called and said a gamewarden was at my door with a dead duck. I had to leave Seattle and drive an hour and change to confront gamey.
A fucking limp wristed metro bird-loving faggot Kayaker came around corner and took bird to fish-and-game unbeknownst to me. Well i flapped with gamey, who was a steelheader and knew why i did it and actually laughed. I gave him a $150 fine and that was that. But these kayakers? Why are they all such pussies? Im still looking for this chump. Someday...
Take yellow snow and some of you guys out to the snake and let you fish the prehistoric bastards trapped there by the damns. Tougher pulling than lots of saltwater trophy fish.
