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  • CirrhosisDawgCirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390

    Ain't no Altamont Raceway but looks cool.
    Gimme shelter.
  • CirrhosisDawgCirrhosisDawg Member Posts: 6,390

    Free Pub! I got married on that beach in Laguna, but only invited 34 guests do to being a pour.
    Laguna beach hotel property? I owe a major portion of the bad liver to the hotel summer beach club.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,903 Founders Club

    Gimme shelter.
    Only good things can happen if you take the advice of the Grateful Dead on concert security!!


  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,903 Founders Club

    Laguna beach hotel property? I owe a major portion of the bad liver to the hotel summer beach club.
    On beach below Heisler Park. Dinner at Las Brissas thereafter.

    Of course, you like Laguna. It's where all old people from one of the Denas have historically gone to escape the heat in the summer.
  • creepycougcreepycoug Member Posts: 23,839

    Unfortunately, her type is tall, slow strategy, Viking dudes, so row boat champion or bust. And even though I am a pour with lousy math n' science skillz, I have all of the aforementioned traits in spades. If only I could only find a way to monetize my Cliff Clavin (hi @Swaye ) skillz I would be rich I tell ya.
    Chintresting. The tall guys who make their living in the paint have a foot of rope in their shorts ... allegedly. The tall guys who make their living in row boat do not, allegedly.

    Your wife has unusual taste. Good for you I guess.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,903 Founders Club

    Chintresting. The tall guys who make their living in the paint have a foot of rope in their shorts ... allegedly. The tall guys who make their living in row boat do not, allegedly.

    Your wife has unusual taste. Good for you I guess.
    Not allegedly; it's true. But we're still real pretty to look at.


  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,903 Founders Club

    The word "gay" gets thrown around a lot these days...
    Go do a Bing or Google search of your sport + calendar. Your sweaty, srcumming lads are not immune from this trend in calendars either.
  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    Go do a Bing or Google search of your sport + calendar. Your sweaty, srcumming lads are not immune from this trend in calendars either.
    Do they all drape cocks on their mates' necks? Axxeing for a friend.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,404
    rowing = gay

    rugby = gay
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,903 Founders Club

    Do they all drape cocks on their mates' necks? Axxeing for a friend.
    No just the gay English rowers do that; not the American ones.
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,903 Founders Club

    rowing = gay

    rugby = gay

    You were probably a wrastler then right?
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 46,553 Standard Supporter

    I think the key to enjoying skiing is proximity and avoiding crowds. When I lived in Utah I could duck out of work for a few hours on a powder day and have epic conditions. Here you're driving 90 to 100 minutes to get to the slopes and waiting in lines with a bunch of other assholes on the weekends. If I could live in place like Telluride, CO, I'd do it in a heart beat.
    The key to skiing is finding a boarder chick who likes to partake in reverse cowgirl on the T-bar.

    They still have T-bars, right?

  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,903 Founders Club

    The key to skiing is finding a boarder chick who likes to partake in reverse cowgirl on the T-bar.

    They still have T-bars, right?

    They (T-Bars) are kind of a dying technology but there's a few here and there. I think the last time I was on one was up at the top of Blackomb.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 46,553 Standard Supporter

    They (T-Bars) are kind of a dying technology but there's a few here and there. I think the last time I was on one was up at the top of Blackomb.
    Look, I'm not opposed to a blow job helicopter skiing either - but you always remember your first.
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,896

    Looks like a nice spot to sit in the sand and read Steinbeck.
    NOth

    Agree completely about the Pacific for swimming, unless you are WAY south of Cali. Caribbean > US pacific coast (and Mejico for that matter) for swimming. Both nice to look at.

    California is otherwise FUCKING AWESOME if you have the dough to be there (Sledog, for example, shouldn't try).

    There is a fucking reason why Cali is full of people. It's not an accident folks.

    If I had my druthers, I'd be in Santa Barbara or Laguna. Fuck you if you don't agree.

    Santa Barbara is the bees queef for sure. True American Riviera. Great Beaches. And State St at night was a sight to see fow show. I was amazed at how nice the Hot chicks were there.

    They were like you would think you would find in Santa Cruz or Monterrey. Laid back down to earth. But the opposite was true of those girls. Most of them up North thought they were LA. Whereas in Santa Barbara they were cool and like 3 of them for every dude. Probably due to hardly any young(er) guys that weren't in school could afford to live there. Of course I was with GF at the time. So all that luck was wasted.
  • TurdBomberTurdBomber Member Posts: 19,999 Standard Supporter
    Swaye said:

    This is precisely why I will never move back to Seattle. It's like all the bad parts of CA, but without any of the good weather or hot chicks.
    Why return to a town full of ugly, resentful bitches who #MeToo Sherman Alexie? Seattle has officially lost any soul it ever had, and deserves to be placed on Trump's Shithole List.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 46,553 Standard Supporter

    The word "gay" gets thrown around a lot these days...
    We’re all a little gay.

    And I don’t mean that in a fuck-me-in-the-ass-like-a-prison-bitch way.

    So if you took it that way, well, you’re gay as Milos beating off to George Michael.
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