The results are in on paradise
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Gimme shelter.YellowSnow said:
Ain't no Altamont Raceway but looks cool.BearsWiin said:
Wrong Laguna I know, but the wife is doing a small project with the folks at Laguna Seca Raceway. Remodeling the Newman Building so the rich folk have more shitters when they hold their gala events there.YellowSnow said:
Free Pub! I got married on that beach in Laguna, but only invited 34 guests do to being a pour.creepycoug said:Agree completely about the Pacific for swimming, unless you are WAY south of Cali. Caribbean > US pacific coast (and Mejico for that matter) for swimming. Both nice to look at.
California is otherwise FUCKING AWESOME if you have the dough to be there (Sledog, for example, shouldn't try).
There is a fucking reason why Cali is full of people. It's not an accident folks.
If I had my druthers, I'd be in Santa Barbara or Laguna. Fuck you if you don't agree. -
Laguna beach hotel property? I owe a major portion of the bad liver to the hotel summer beach club.YellowSnow said:
Free Pub! I got married on that beach in Laguna, but only invited 34 guests do to being a pour.creepycoug said:Agree completely about the Pacific for swimming, unless you are WAY south of Cali. Caribbean > US pacific coast (and Mejico for that matter) for swimming. Both nice to look at.
California is otherwise FUCKING AWESOME if you have the dough to be there (Sledog, for example, shouldn't try).
There is a fucking reason why Cali is full of people. It's not an accident folks.
If I had my druthers, I'd be in Santa Barbara or Laguna. Fuck you if you don't agree. -
Only good things can happen if you take the advice of the Grateful Dead on concert security!!CirrhosisDawg said:
Gimme shelter.YellowSnow said:
Ain't no Altamont Raceway but looks cool.BearsWiin said:
Wrong Laguna I know, but the wife is doing a small project with the folks at Laguna Seca Raceway. Remodeling the Newman Building so the rich folk have more shitters when they hold their gala events there.YellowSnow said:
Free Pub! I got married on that beach in Laguna, but only invited 34 guests do to being a pour.creepycoug said:Agree completely about the Pacific for swimming, unless you are WAY south of Cali. Caribbean > US pacific coast (and Mejico for that matter) for swimming. Both nice to look at.
California is otherwise FUCKING AWESOME if you have the dough to be there (Sledog, for example, shouldn't try).
There is a fucking reason why Cali is full of people. It's not an accident folks.
If I had my druthers, I'd be in Santa Barbara or Laguna. Fuck you if you don't agree.
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On beach below Heisler Park. Dinner at Las Brissas thereafter.CirrhosisDawg said:
Laguna beach hotel property? I owe a major portion of the bad liver to the hotel summer beach club.YellowSnow said:
Free Pub! I got married on that beach in Laguna, but only invited 34 guests do to being a pour.creepycoug said:Agree completely about the Pacific for swimming, unless you are WAY south of Cali. Caribbean > US pacific coast (and Mejico for that matter) for swimming. Both nice to look at.
California is otherwise FUCKING AWESOME if you have the dough to be there (Sledog, for example, shouldn't try).
There is a fucking reason why Cali is full of people. It's not an accident folks.
If I had my druthers, I'd be in Santa Barbara or Laguna. Fuck you if you don't agree.
Of course, you like Laguna. It's where all old people from one of the Denas have historically gone to escape the heat in the summer. -
Chintresting. The tall guys who make their living in the paint have a foot of rope in their shorts ... allegedly. The tall guys who make their living in row boat do not, allegedly.YellowSnow said:
Unfortunately, her type is tall, slow strategy, Viking dudes, so row boat champion or bust. And even though I am a pour with lousy math n' science skillz, I have all of the aforementioned traits in spades. If only I could only find a way to monetize my Cliff Clavin (hi @Swaye ) skillz I would be rich I tell ya.creepycoug said:
Tell her nobody put a gun to her head and made her marry a row boat champion.YellowSnow said:
If my wife had her druthers we'd be neighbors down there by the bay of Monterrey. Alas, her dream of living beachfront in California has not come to pass. Life ain't fair I suppose.BearsWiin said:
Every Wednesday my wife's senior engineer ducks out for a long lunch and surfs Capitola's Pleasure Point at the end of 41st AvenueYellowSnow said:
I think the key to enjoying skiing is proximity and avoiding crowds. When I lived in Utah I could duck out of work for a few hours on a powder day and have epic conditions. Here you're driving 90 to 100 minutes to get to the slopes and waiting in lines with a bunch of other assholes on the weekends. If I could live in place like Telluride, CO, I'd do it in a heart beat.Southerndawg said:
Completely agree except I don't get the ski resort thing, well except for maybe the bar with a fireplace in the ski resort thing. Skiing is kind of fun, but got tired of Stevens and Snoqualmie as a kid. Cold water blows, but so does cold weather IMHO. Sunshine and a white sandy beach on a shore with bath warm water, laced with scantily clad women who actually give a shit about how they look, lined with huts filled with ice cold beer and cocktails that could put a first avenue bum down for a week are a whole lot more appealing.PurpleThrobber said:
Somebody is gonna have to explain this 'half mile to the beach' thing to the Throbber.UW_Doog_Bot said:Being upper middle class in California is like being mid to lower-middle class most other places. I can afford to rent a decent place but I can't afford to buy one. The truly shitty part is that the state still tax me as though I was in that 95th percentile of income earners. The upside is that it's 70 degrees year round and I'm a half-mile from the beach.
I'd move back to Seattle but it sounds like they are doing their best to transform that into an extension of the bay area.
The Pacific is fucking cold. It's not like the Caribbean or the Gulf bath water warm with all-you-can-drink day-resorts everywhere.
And when you do go to 'the beach', you with like 12 million otherMexicansAngelinos.
Just don't get the attraction. Would much rather be near a ski resort in the winter and some boating in the summer. But 70 degrees year round is nice. No question.
No $$ in row boat. She should have used her athletic connections and married a hoops guy who could make it in the LEAGUE. Then she could live wherever in the fuck she wanted, and had an affair with row boat on the side.
Her fault; not yours.
Your wife has unusual taste. Good for you I guess. -
Not allegedly; it's true. But we're still real pretty to look at.creepycoug said:
Chintresting. The tall guys who make their living in the paint have a foot of rope in their shorts ... allegedly. The tall guys who make their living in row boat do not, allegedly.YellowSnow said:
Unfortunately, her type is tall, slow strategy, Viking dudes, so row boat champion or bust. And even though I am a pour with lousy math n' science skillz, I have all of the aforementioned traits in spades. If only I could only find a way to monetize my Cliff Clavin (hi @Swaye ) skillz I would be rich I tell ya.creepycoug said:
Tell her nobody put a gun to her head and made her marry a row boat champion.YellowSnow said:
If my wife had her druthers we'd be neighbors down there by the bay of Monterrey. Alas, her dream of living beachfront in California has not come to pass. Life ain't fair I suppose.BearsWiin said:
Every Wednesday my wife's senior engineer ducks out for a long lunch and surfs Capitola's Pleasure Point at the end of 41st AvenueYellowSnow said:
I think the key to enjoying skiing is proximity and avoiding crowds. When I lived in Utah I could duck out of work for a few hours on a powder day and have epic conditions. Here you're driving 90 to 100 minutes to get to the slopes and waiting in lines with a bunch of other assholes on the weekends. If I could live in place like Telluride, CO, I'd do it in a heart beat.Southerndawg said:
Completely agree except I don't get the ski resort thing, well except for maybe the bar with a fireplace in the ski resort thing. Skiing is kind of fun, but got tired of Stevens and Snoqualmie as a kid. Cold water blows, but so does cold weather IMHO. Sunshine and a white sandy beach on a shore with bath warm water, laced with scantily clad women who actually give a shit about how they look, lined with huts filled with ice cold beer and cocktails that could put a first avenue bum down for a week are a whole lot more appealing.PurpleThrobber said:
Somebody is gonna have to explain this 'half mile to the beach' thing to the Throbber.UW_Doog_Bot said:Being upper middle class in California is like being mid to lower-middle class most other places. I can afford to rent a decent place but I can't afford to buy one. The truly shitty part is that the state still tax me as though I was in that 95th percentile of income earners. The upside is that it's 70 degrees year round and I'm a half-mile from the beach.
I'd move back to Seattle but it sounds like they are doing their best to transform that into an extension of the bay area.
The Pacific is fucking cold. It's not like the Caribbean or the Gulf bath water warm with all-you-can-drink day-resorts everywhere.
And when you do go to 'the beach', you with like 12 million otherMexicansAngelinos.
Just don't get the attraction. Would much rather be near a ski resort in the winter and some boating in the summer. But 70 degrees year round is nice. No question.
No $$ in row boat. She should have used her athletic connections and married a hoops guy who could make it in the LEAGUE. Then she could live wherever in the fuck she wanted, and had an affair with row boat on the side.
Her fault; not yours.
Your wife has unusual taste. Good for you I guess.
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The word "gay" gets thrown around a lot these days...YellowSnow said:
Not allegedly; it's true. But we're still real pretty to look at.creepycoug said:
Chintresting. The tall guys who make their living in the paint have a foot of rope in their shorts ... allegedly. The tall guys who make their living in row boat do not, allegedly.YellowSnow said:
Unfortunately, her type is tall, slow strategy, Viking dudes, so row boat champion or bust. And even though I am a pour with lousy math n' science skillz, I have all of the aforementioned traits in spades. If only I could only find a way to monetize my Cliff Clavin (hi @Swaye ) skillz I would be rich I tell ya.creepycoug said:
Tell her nobody put a gun to her head and made her marry a row boat champion.YellowSnow said:
If my wife had her druthers we'd be neighbors down there by the bay of Monterrey. Alas, her dream of living beachfront in California has not come to pass. Life ain't fair I suppose.BearsWiin said:
Every Wednesday my wife's senior engineer ducks out for a long lunch and surfs Capitola's Pleasure Point at the end of 41st AvenueYellowSnow said:
I think the key to enjoying skiing is proximity and avoiding crowds. When I lived in Utah I could duck out of work for a few hours on a powder day and have epic conditions. Here you're driving 90 to 100 minutes to get to the slopes and waiting in lines with a bunch of other assholes on the weekends. If I could live in place like Telluride, CO, I'd do it in a heart beat.Southerndawg said:
Completely agree except I don't get the ski resort thing, well except for maybe the bar with a fireplace in the ski resort thing. Skiing is kind of fun, but got tired of Stevens and Snoqualmie as a kid. Cold water blows, but so does cold weather IMHO. Sunshine and a white sandy beach on a shore with bath warm water, laced with scantily clad women who actually give a shit about how they look, lined with huts filled with ice cold beer and cocktails that could put a first avenue bum down for a week are a whole lot more appealing.PurpleThrobber said:
Somebody is gonna have to explain this 'half mile to the beach' thing to the Throbber.UW_Doog_Bot said:Being upper middle class in California is like being mid to lower-middle class most other places. I can afford to rent a decent place but I can't afford to buy one. The truly shitty part is that the state still tax me as though I was in that 95th percentile of income earners. The upside is that it's 70 degrees year round and I'm a half-mile from the beach.
I'd move back to Seattle but it sounds like they are doing their best to transform that into an extension of the bay area.
The Pacific is fucking cold. It's not like the Caribbean or the Gulf bath water warm with all-you-can-drink day-resorts everywhere.
And when you do go to 'the beach', you with like 12 million otherMexicansAngelinos.
Just don't get the attraction. Would much rather be near a ski resort in the winter and some boating in the summer. But 70 degrees year round is nice. No question.
No $$ in row boat. She should have used her athletic connections and married a hoops guy who could make it in the LEAGUE. Then she could live wherever in the fuck she wanted, and had an affair with row boat on the side.
Her fault; not yours.
Your wife has unusual taste. Good for you I guess.
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Go do a Bing or Google search of your sport + calendar. Your sweaty, srcumming lads are not immune from this trend in calendars either.GrundleStiltzkin said:
The word "gay" gets thrown around a lot these days...YellowSnow said:
Not allegedly; it's true. But we're still real pretty to look at.creepycoug said:
Chintresting. The tall guys who make their living in the paint have a foot of rope in their shorts ... allegedly. The tall guys who make their living in row boat do not, allegedly.YellowSnow said:
Unfortunately, her type is tall, slow strategy, Viking dudes, so row boat champion or bust. And even though I am a pour with lousy math n' science skillz, I have all of the aforementioned traits in spades. If only I could only find a way to monetize my Cliff Clavin (hi @Swaye ) skillz I would be rich I tell ya.creepycoug said:
Tell her nobody put a gun to her head and made her marry a row boat champion.YellowSnow said:
If my wife had her druthers we'd be neighbors down there by the bay of Monterrey. Alas, her dream of living beachfront in California has not come to pass. Life ain't fair I suppose.BearsWiin said:
Every Wednesday my wife's senior engineer ducks out for a long lunch and surfs Capitola's Pleasure Point at the end of 41st AvenueYellowSnow said:
I think the key to enjoying skiing is proximity and avoiding crowds. When I lived in Utah I could duck out of work for a few hours on a powder day and have epic conditions. Here you're driving 90 to 100 minutes to get to the slopes and waiting in lines with a bunch of other assholes on the weekends. If I could live in place like Telluride, CO, I'd do it in a heart beat.Southerndawg said:
Completely agree except I don't get the ski resort thing, well except for maybe the bar with a fireplace in the ski resort thing. Skiing is kind of fun, but got tired of Stevens and Snoqualmie as a kid. Cold water blows, but so does cold weather IMHO. Sunshine and a white sandy beach on a shore with bath warm water, laced with scantily clad women who actually give a shit about how they look, lined with huts filled with ice cold beer and cocktails that could put a first avenue bum down for a week are a whole lot more appealing.PurpleThrobber said:
Somebody is gonna have to explain this 'half mile to the beach' thing to the Throbber.UW_Doog_Bot said:Being upper middle class in California is like being mid to lower-middle class most other places. I can afford to rent a decent place but I can't afford to buy one. The truly shitty part is that the state still tax me as though I was in that 95th percentile of income earners. The upside is that it's 70 degrees year round and I'm a half-mile from the beach.
I'd move back to Seattle but it sounds like they are doing their best to transform that into an extension of the bay area.
The Pacific is fucking cold. It's not like the Caribbean or the Gulf bath water warm with all-you-can-drink day-resorts everywhere.
And when you do go to 'the beach', you with like 12 million otherMexicansAngelinos.
Just don't get the attraction. Would much rather be near a ski resort in the winter and some boating in the summer. But 70 degrees year round is nice. No question.
No $$ in row boat. She should have used her athletic connections and married a hoops guy who could make it in the LEAGUE. Then she could live wherever in the fuck she wanted, and had an affair with row boat on the side.
Her fault; not yours.
Your wife has unusual taste. Good for you I guess.
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Do they all drape cocks on their mates' necks? Axxeing for a friend.YellowSnow said:
Go do a Bing or Google search of your sport + calendar. Your sweaty, srcumming lads are not immune from this trend in calendars either.GrundleStiltzkin said:
The word "gay" gets thrown around a lot these days...YellowSnow said:
Not allegedly; it's true. But we're still real pretty to look at.creepycoug said:
Chintresting. The tall guys who make their living in the paint have a foot of rope in their shorts ... allegedly. The tall guys who make their living in row boat do not, allegedly.YellowSnow said:
Unfortunately, her type is tall, slow strategy, Viking dudes, so row boat champion or bust. And even though I am a pour with lousy math n' science skillz, I have all of the aforementioned traits in spades. If only I could only find a way to monetize my Cliff Clavin (hi @Swaye ) skillz I would be rich I tell ya.creepycoug said:
Tell her nobody put a gun to her head and made her marry a row boat champion.YellowSnow said:
If my wife had her druthers we'd be neighbors down there by the bay of Monterrey. Alas, her dream of living beachfront in California has not come to pass. Life ain't fair I suppose.BearsWiin said:
Every Wednesday my wife's senior engineer ducks out for a long lunch and surfs Capitola's Pleasure Point at the end of 41st AvenueYellowSnow said:
I think the key to enjoying skiing is proximity and avoiding crowds. When I lived in Utah I could duck out of work for a few hours on a powder day and have epic conditions. Here you're driving 90 to 100 minutes to get to the slopes and waiting in lines with a bunch of other assholes on the weekends. If I could live in place like Telluride, CO, I'd do it in a heart beat.Southerndawg said:
Completely agree except I don't get the ski resort thing, well except for maybe the bar with a fireplace in the ski resort thing. Skiing is kind of fun, but got tired of Stevens and Snoqualmie as a kid. Cold water blows, but so does cold weather IMHO. Sunshine and a white sandy beach on a shore with bath warm water, laced with scantily clad women who actually give a shit about how they look, lined with huts filled with ice cold beer and cocktails that could put a first avenue bum down for a week are a whole lot more appealing.PurpleThrobber said:
Somebody is gonna have to explain this 'half mile to the beach' thing to the Throbber.UW_Doog_Bot said:Being upper middle class in California is like being mid to lower-middle class most other places. I can afford to rent a decent place but I can't afford to buy one. The truly shitty part is that the state still tax me as though I was in that 95th percentile of income earners. The upside is that it's 70 degrees year round and I'm a half-mile from the beach.
I'd move back to Seattle but it sounds like they are doing their best to transform that into an extension of the bay area.
The Pacific is fucking cold. It's not like the Caribbean or the Gulf bath water warm with all-you-can-drink day-resorts everywhere.
And when you do go to 'the beach', you with like 12 million otherMexicansAngelinos.
Just don't get the attraction. Would much rather be near a ski resort in the winter and some boating in the summer. But 70 degrees year round is nice. No question.
No $$ in row boat. She should have used her athletic connections and married a hoops guy who could make it in the LEAGUE. Then she could live wherever in the fuck she wanted, and had an affair with row boat on the side.
Her fault; not yours.
Your wife has unusual taste. Good for you I guess.
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rowing = gay
rugby = gay



