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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,233 Founders Club
    salemcoog said:

    dflea said:

    dannarc said:

    dannarc said:

    If you're not a Steelheader, then get the fuck out, NOW! We get up early, drive on icy roads, stand in the rain and snow freezing our asses off, hoping the fukin grey ghost comes to life and rips 70yrs of line off. We are the same Doogs that go watch Larry Scott's night gaymes even if it's raining. I will yell at your yuppie ass for leaving early or sitting on 3rd down.

    If your going to low hole, start slow, even if it's not consensual

    Pup dont get up early, he's on deck enjoying baileys and coffee by a warm fire.. Pup lets all the gapers overfish the river with their faggy floats and jigs, loading the bases with spooked fish...then pup comes in at 11am, well rested and cozey warm batting cleanup , pulling pups mangled, teeth worned plugs and drifting the finest kenai sockeye eggs. From his heated lavro from his private launch Pup enters the batter's box and clears the bases.

    If there's a real steelheader here, Youve seen the silent assassin in the green lavro with the steelhead graphics on each side of the bow. Hes not hard to spot, just look for the net up...
    Floats and jigs are training wheels for stupid Coogs or Duck fans who can't bottom bounce.... Catch a 20+ pound Winter and then pop off!
    If you fish in Oregon, any steelhead over 14 pounds is a 20 pounder.
    True because a Sea Lion has already took a hunk out of it.
    May we call for Sea Lion genocide? FTSL's!
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,192
    Swaye said:



    Your* all fags.



    Meh. She is so skinny and flat might as well be a dude with long hair
    You sound queer. 40% chance.
    I prefer girls to not have the same body as that of an anorexic dude
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    edited February 2018

    dannarc said:

    If you're not a Steelheader, then get the fuck out, NOW! We get up early, drive on icy roads, stand in the rain and snow freezing our asses off, hoping the fukin grey ghost comes to life and rips 70yrs of line off. We are the same Doogs that go watch Larry Scott's night gaymes even if it's raining. I will yell at your yuppie ass for leaving early or sitting on 3rd down.

    If your going to low hole, start slow, even if it's not consensual

    Pup dont get up early, he's on deck enjoying baileys and coffee by a warm fire.. Pup lets all the gapers overfish the river with their faggy floats and jigs, loading the bases with spooked fish...then pup comes in at 11am, well rested and cozey warm batting cleanup , pulling pups mangled, teeth worned plugs and drifting the finest kenai sockeye eggs. From his heated lavro from his private launch Pup enters the batter's box and clears the bases.

    If there's a real steelheader here, Youve seen the silent assassin in the green lavro with the steelhead graphics on each side of the bow. Hes not hard to spot, just look for the net up...
    Poast mor fishing stories @puppylove_sugarsteel . I hope to see the silent assassin in person on the banks of the Sky some day.
    You might have to look on the queets too, or upriver in a red kohler beading 12lb kenai bows. Or down river in a skinny Wooldridge releasing 50-70lb tide kings in spare time.
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    edited February 2018
    dflea said:

    MisterEm said:

    dannarc said:

    If you're not a Steelheader, then get the fuck out, NOW! We get up early, drive on icy roads, stand in the rain and snow freezing our asses off, hoping the fukin grey ghost comes to life and rips 70yrs of line off. We are the same Doogs that go watch Larry Scott's night gaymes even if it's raining. I will yell at your yuppie ass for leaving early or sitting on 3rd down.

    If your going to low hole, start slow, even if it's not consensual

    Good luck with that move with a driftboat full or gamers.

    Never consensual.

    Always punishable by removing your trailer wheel bearings, dead-bolting and welding said trailer to anything nearby, or whatever my off-the-grid Taholah shuttle boy can think of.

    There's a reason only a handful of guys have balls to run the Calawah, Oil city road, or lower Quinault. Rivers are nasty with giant toads, but the local ghost crowd doesn't give mulligans.

    Try that move on the Sky...

    Uh dickhead i have fished all coastal rivers for 25 years...but of course you havent. The Quinalt is a tribal stream. I cant run my boat down that river dipshit. An injun guide is required. BTW Pup, and only the best forks oarsmen can run the Calawah. You'd yardsale your boat long before you'd hit a fish on that river.

    I at least give u credit for knowing something about a forks river. Btw i use my alumaweld on the Calawah. I assume u know why
    So if you sink it you can just leave it in the fucking river and go get drunk and not worry about getting it out?



    In one of pup's legendary steelhead derby's, a friend sunk his clack . Bobbed u p and down sky for a river mile. My friend grabbed starboard as it drifted by. Sunk right below me. Brought in f350 and wenched out. NEVER leave a boat. Salvage rights apply.

    That was newcomers boat steel2. Bryguy bailed out upriver
  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    edited February 2018

    salemcoog said:

    dflea said:

    dannarc said:

    dannarc said:

    If you're not a Steelheader, then get the fuck out, NOW! We get up early, drive on icy roads, stand in the rain and snow freezing our asses off, hoping the fukin grey ghost comes to life and rips 70yrs of line off. We are the same Doogs that go watch Larry Scott's night gaymes even if it's raining. I will yell at your yuppie ass for leaving early or sitting on 3rd down.

    If your going to low hole, start slow, even if it's not consensual

    Pup dont get up early, he's on deck enjoying baileys and coffee by a warm fire.. Pup lets all the gapers overfish the river with their faggy floats and jigs, loading the bases with spooked fish...then pup comes in at 11am, well rested and cozey warm batting cleanup , pulling pups mangled, teeth worned plugs and drifting the finest kenai sockeye eggs. From his heated lavro from his private launch Pup enters the batter's box and clears the bases.

    If there's a real steelheader here, Youve seen the silent assassin in the green lavro with the steelhead graphics on each side of the bow. Hes not hard to spot, just look for the net up...
    Floats and jigs are training wheels for stupid Coogs or Duck fans who can't bottom bounce.... Catch a 20+ pound Winter and then pop off!
    If you fish in Oregon, any steelhead over 14 pounds is a 20 pounder.
    True because a Sea Lion has already took a hunk out of it.
    May we call for Sea Lion genocide? FTSL's!
    The dumbshit ODFW traps and tags them and then dumps them out at either Astoria or Newport if they're feeling real industrious. A few days later they're back upriver munchin on Steelhead again. There was a story on the local news last night about it. They still haven't grown a sack to do what needs to be done due to PETA and like organizations AND becausse TD Oregon!!!!.

    However what they ARE proposing is draining Detroit reservoir and putting a cooling tower in it just behind the dam. Granted this is about 100 miles upstream Willamette Falls where the sea lions are doing the most damage. But they want tp control water temp downstream a few miles. This will kill the marinas, resorts and the whole town, cost over $200 million and has no precedent of working. As they did more or less the same thing at Lake Billy Chinook that yielded minimal at best results. And even if it does work, the run will be extinct anyway due to the Sea Lions.



  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,233 Founders Club
    salemcoog said:

    salemcoog said:

    dflea said:

    dannarc said:

    dannarc said:

    If you're not a Steelheader, then get the fuck out, NOW! We get up early, drive on icy roads, stand in the rain and snow freezing our asses off, hoping the fukin grey ghost comes to life and rips 70yrs of line off. We are the same Doogs that go watch Larry Scott's night gaymes even if it's raining. I will yell at your yuppie ass for leaving early or sitting on 3rd down.

    If your going to low hole, start slow, even if it's not consensual

    Pup dont get up early, he's on deck enjoying baileys and coffee by a warm fire.. Pup lets all the gapers overfish the river with their faggy floats and jigs, loading the bases with spooked fish...then pup comes in at 11am, well rested and cozey warm batting cleanup , pulling pups mangled, teeth worned plugs and drifting the finest kenai sockeye eggs. From his heated lavro from his private launch Pup enters the batter's box and clears the bases.

    If there's a real steelheader here, Youve seen the silent assassin in the green lavro with the steelhead graphics on each side of the bow. Hes not hard to spot, just look for the net up...
    Floats and jigs are training wheels for stupid Coogs or Duck fans who can't bottom bounce.... Catch a 20+ pound Winter and then pop off!
    If you fish in Oregon, any steelhead over 14 pounds is a 20 pounder.
    True because a Sea Lion has already took a hunk out of it.
    May we call for Sea Lion genocide? FTSL's!
    The dumbshit ODFW traps and tags them and then dumps them out at either Astoria or Newport if they're feeling real industrious. A few days later they're back upriver munchin on Steelhead again. There was a story on the local news last night about it. They still haven't grown a sack to do what needs to be done due to PETA and like organizations AND becausse TD Oregon!!!!.

    However what they ARE proposing is draining Detroit reservoir and putting a cooling tower in it just behind the dam. Granted this is about 100 miles upstream Willamette Falls where the sea lions are doing the most damage. But they want tp control water temp downstream a few miles. This will kill the marinas, resorts and the whole town, cost over $200 million and has no precedent of working. As they did more or less the same thing at Lake Billy Chinook that yielded minimal at best results. And even if it does work, the run will be extinct anyway due to the Sea Lions.



    Before whitey built all the damn dams it probably never mattered- i.e., there was enough biomass of trout and salmon for all including stupid sea lions. I blame the Nissan Leaf owners.
  • dannarc
    dannarc Member Posts: 2,698
    Agree, the guy that can match technique and presentation to water conditions will always succeed.
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam
    I'm not a fan of pulling plugs unless I'm up front and some other poor sap is rowing. I do like the way fish smash a plug, so I'll gladly sit there and let someone else do all the work.

    When I fish a float it's because I'm a lazy fucker and I don't want to tie leaders all day. I also use a float on a couple rivers I fish that are hideously snaggy.

    Yellow Snow needs to grab his gear and head east and fish the Kilckitat or Methow in the late summer, early fall. People there have some fucking manners and don't low-hole you like the fuckheads on the west side do. Warm weather, hot summer steelhead and a boat isn't necessary. The Klick has a couple great camping areas right on the river, too.

    Yeah I know. Cool story, bro.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,233 Founders Club
    dflea said:

    I'm not a fan of pulling plugs unless I'm up front and some other poor sap is rowing. I do like the way fish smash a plug, so I'll gladly sit there and let someone else do all the work.

    When I fish a float it's because I'm a lazy fucker and I don't want to tie leaders all day. I also use a float on a couple rivers I fish that are hideously snaggy.

    Yellow Snow needs to grab his gear and head east and fish the Kilckitat or Methow in the late summer, early fall. People there have some fucking manners and don't low-hole you like the fuckheads on the west side do. Warm weather, hot summer steelhead and a boat isn't necessary. The Klick has a couple great camping areas right on the river, too.

    Yeah I know. Cool story, bro.

    Before too long I'll start the which HH member wants to take Yellar Snow steelheading thread. I'll pay in scotch/bourbon or shitty 35 yard nose bleed seats. Maybe even a hand job or two if there's no takers initially.
  • dflea
    dflea Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 7,287 Swaye's Wigwam

    dflea said:

    I'm not a fan of pulling plugs unless I'm up front and some other poor sap is rowing. I do like the way fish smash a plug, so I'll gladly sit there and let someone else do all the work.

    When I fish a float it's because I'm a lazy fucker and I don't want to tie leaders all day. I also use a float on a couple rivers I fish that are hideously snaggy.

    Yellow Snow needs to grab his gear and head east and fish the Kilckitat or Methow in the late summer, early fall. People there have some fucking manners and don't low-hole you like the fuckheads on the west side do. Warm weather, hot summer steelhead and a boat isn't necessary. The Klick has a couple great camping areas right on the river, too.

    Yeah I know. Cool story, bro.

    Before too long I'll start the which HH member wants to take Yellar Snow steelheading thread. I'll pay in scotch/bourbon or shitty 35 yard nose bleed seats. Maybe even a hand job or two if there's no takers initially.
    Scotch and a handy?

    You'll get some offers for sure.


  • dannarc
    dannarc Member Posts: 2,698
    I'm your huckleberry........
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,129
    edited March 2018

    Funny story Chuck. Pup fished routine class 3 in high water, even a sections of class 4 on Sky and coast. Only crazy joe and i do class 3 on sky in drift boat on upper river.
    .One kayaker on Sky floated up to me in his 30lb kayak with his helmet and REI gear from head-to-toe, cum-plug firmly in nose and after watching me come through a nasty high class-3, in a 500lb 18' driftboat and hickory shirt , spilled becks in my beer holder. Little weekend warrior fuck says....'you know state law says you need to wear a helmet and vest, and you should be in that water with that boat'... (driftboaters wear neither, well sometimes they sit on float cusions for you fucking whistle-blowing Cuntyakers)

    I grabbed my spare oar and told him to get his faggy ass off my river before i drown his cunt as i slapped the water in his chops. He says 'im gonna call cops on you...' i laughed, cracked another becks and ran out the herringbone tads for another pass.

    Whats up with you kayakers? I blasted a Merganser with my .22 in my backyard hole off my deck . Fucking worthless duck was fishing illegally for steelhead hatchery plants out of season. I went down to big city to party with mi amigo's that night and stayed down there. (At tucks steel2) My mom called and said a gamewarden was at my door with a dead duck. I had to leave Seattle and drive an hour and change to confront gamey.

    A fucking limp wristed metro bird-loving faggot Kayaker came around corner and took bird to fish-and-game unbeknownst to me. Well i flapped with gamey, who was a steelheader and knew why i did it and actually laughed. I gave him a $150 fine and that was that. But these kayakers? Why are they all such pussies? Im still looking for this chump. Someday...

    Only thing I learned from this is that Maltby is an hour and change away from Seattle.
  • puppylove_sugarsteel
    puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133
    dflea said:

    I'm not a fan of pulling plugs unless I'm up front and some other poor sap is rowing. I do like the way fish smash a plug, so I'll gladly sit there and let someone else do all the work.

    When I fish a float it's because I'm a lazy fucker and I don't want to tie leaders all day. I also use a float on a couple rivers I fish that are hideously snaggy.

    Yellow Snow needs to grab his gear and head east and fish the Kilckitat or Methow in the late summer, early fall. People there have some fucking manners and don't low-hole you like the fuckheads on the west side do. Warm weather, hot summer steelhead and a boat isn't necessary. The Klick has a couple great camping areas right on the river, too.

    Yeah I know. Cool story, bro.

    Methow is awesome in fall. Anal Beads Baby
  • dannarc
    dannarc Member Posts: 2,698
    DitchFork, Steelheaders have a unique language similar to the Comanche Indians.

    Big F'n deal Lumpy, you drop in at Cable and run Dr. Death through Wedding Dock. Congrats, NOW get the fuck out of my fishing holes.



  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    dannarc said:

    DitchFork, Steelheaders have a unique language similar to the Comanche Indians.

    Big F'n deal Lumpy, you drop in at Cable and run Dr. Death through Wedding Dock. Congrats, NOW get the fuck out of my fishing holes.



    I still have no clue wtf a steelheader is.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,233 Founders Club
    dannarc said:

    DitchFork, Steelheaders have a unique language similar to the Comanche Indians.

    Big F'n deal Lumpy, you drop in at Cable and run Dr. Death through Wedding Dock. Congrats, NOW get the fuck out of my fishing holes.



    I can decipher bits and pieces being a JV team, non migratory trout angler, but its still a foreign language.