An Analytical Approach to the Best and Worst Poasters

What with the lack of football and teen boi action happening I decided to mess around with pulling data and taking an analytical approach to ranking poasters here at HH while bored at work. Without further delay here are the results according to the numbers.

Best Poasters (Combined Chin/WTF Ratio)

Worst Poasters

Most Rec'd (Per Poast)

Most Anti-Rec'd (Per Poast)

Most Controversial(Most Rec's & Anti-Rec's)

I excluded poasters with < 50 poasts and obvious alt's like @Babushka. If you are curious to look at the data and see how I calculated the results you can find them here Data.

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ThomasFremont

Uhhhhh, WTF?

TierbsHsotBoobs

@jamesosborne1959 would be at the top of these lists if his data was in there

Edit: the man has 0 WTF's and 0 downvotes. He'd break the ranking
He's got a bunch of flags though.
I wonder how that happened baaby.

baabs off to give him a WTF in 3...2...1...

and a downvote

dflea

The splooge WTF tour of 2016 has forever ruined my Chin/wtf ratio.

He got me over 1k WTFs in a couple of hours. A few others fell victim to it too.
1K is impressive. I think I got only 200-300 WTFs.

Call Damone a drippy cunt and he'll hit you with a couple hundred more.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

The splooge WTF tour of 2016 has forever ruined my Chin/wtf ratio.

He got me over 1k WTFs in a couple of hours. A few others fell victim to it too.

Same here

I got at least 600-700. It was pretty funny though. I kept teasing him in PM.

PurpleBaze

The splooge WTF tour of 2016 has forever ruined my Chin/wtf ratio.

He got me over 1k WTFs in a couple of hours. A few others fell victim to it too.
1K is impressive. I think I got only 200-300 WTFs.
Call Damone a drippy cunt and he'll hit you with a couple hundred more.

I don't need to call him a drippy cunt. He doles out the WTFs regardless.

UW_Doog_Bot

Updated Rankings Including Left Out Poasters and Alts

TierbsHsotBoobs

Updated Rankings Including Left Out Poasters and Alts

Thank you for giving respect to @HillsboroDuck

BlastDoor

Updated Rankings Including Left Out Poasters and Alts

Didn't expect @DonLemonParty to be #1.

haie

The splooge WTF tour of 2016 has forever ruined my Chin/wtf ratio.

He got me over 1k WTFs in a couple of hours. A few others fell victim to it too.
1K is impressive. I think I got only 200-300 WTFs.
Call Damone a drippy cunt and he'll hit you with a couple hundred more.

The ghost of MikDamone wtf’ing every one of baab’s 32k piles of shit is the funniest ongoing joke here.

TierbsHsotBoobs

The splooge WTF tour of 2016 has forever ruined my Chin/wtf ratio.

He got me over 1k WTFs in a couple of hours. A few others fell victim to it too.
1K is impressive. I think I got only 200-300 WTFs.
Call Damone a drippy cunt and he'll hit you with a couple hundred more.
The ghost of MikDamone wtf’ing every one of baab’s 32k piles of shit is the funniest ongoing joke here.

He has a lot of hate in his life

ThomasFremont

Updated Rankings Including Left Out Poasters and Alts

BRB, JO

BayDawg

95th?

Fuck, I'm even more worthless than I thought. I'll let myself out.

DonLemonParty

Updated Rankings Including Left Out Poasters and Alts
Didn't expect @DonLemonParty to be #1.

My name

GrandpaSankey

Updated Rankings Including Left Out Poasters and Alts

DoubleJDawg

(more than 100 poasts here, and not an alt, at least as far as you know)

An analytic-based approach requires actual analytics, I think. My stats are:

290 poasts
308 vote ups + 249 chins = 557 recs
3 vote downs + 5 WTFs = 8 negs

557/9 = 61.9 ratio which puts me 5th on your leaderboard ahead of actual bored legends such as @GrundleStiltzkin and the great @CokeGreaterThanPepsi.

I take this as a great triumph of targeted shitpoasting (many of my poasts being high-value targets directed at Tequilla's shittastic defense of Peterman's clock management in the Arizona 2015 game #haventforgottenaboutyoumotherfucker) but by all means flag away at my butthurtness of being filtered out as an althandle #GFY

uzi

Did you account for alt accounts inflating a particular poster's chins?

PurpleBaze

Did you account for alt accounts inflating a particular poster's chins?

Which reminds me... @Dennis_DeYoung chins his own poasts. There should be a YUUUUUGE penalty for that.

Tequilla

Having gratuitous WTFs is a badge of honor

If I’m hitting a semi controversial topic and the post is received 50/50 good/bad that’s great balance

DoubleJDawg

Having gratuitous WTFs is a badge of honor

If I’m hitting a semi controversial topic and the post is received 50/50 good/bad that’s great balance

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What's even better than great balance of whatever you are talking about is well-reasoned takes

HTH

DoubleJDawg

I'd like to really commend @oregonblitzkrieg for the 100+ WTFs on each of my historical poasts in the last couple of hours -- not a dry eye in the DoubleJ household