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An Analytical Approach to the Best and Worst Poasters

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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,034 Standard Supporter
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,661
    Doogles said:

    uw2010 said:

    Doogles said:

    Just realized I was signed into my work account and the link downloaded to the company google doc.

    In between Seasonality and budget reports is HH Poast Analytic Data. I cannot remove it.

    Dear God I might be fucked.

    Won't they be surprised when they see the latest sales figures for @CuntWaffle, @PurpleThrobber, @Fear_Boner, @EsophagealFeces, and @TurdBuffer
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    Don't be a pussy
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  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    YellowSnow said:

    dnc said:

    The only real flaw in this analysis is that chin's haven't always existed (nor have their predecessors "loves" I believe). There was a tim long ago on this here bored where the best response you could give to a poast you appreciated was an upvote. This almost assuredly suppresses the more tenured members of the bored's ratios.

    Of course, none of this matters so I wouldn't waste 53 seconds trying to figure out a workaround, just thought it was chintriguing and chinteresting chinformation.

    This flipside to this coin is that it takes a while to build a brand, so the old guard has more name brand recognition which leads to more chins and up votes.
    In statistics given a large enough sample we can assume that white noise is zero.

    ISSUE: What is white noise?
    WHITE NOISE: White noise is defined as the error term of a time series model distributed in the Gauss-Markov process in time series data set. Given a time series data where the Y is produced in a form of Yi: (y1, y2, …, y3) in a time series: ti:( (t1, t2, …, T); this time series event is denoted as yt or X(t). The model is given as:
    (1) yt = Bo + B1Xt + ei
    The focus of white noise is on the term ei in the equation. The ei is a set of ei: (e1, e2, …, eT) generated by each time series event. These elements of ei have the following three properties: identical, independent and mean zero distribution, i.e. N(0, var). In order to be white noise, the ei process must have the following characteristics:
    (2) E(ei) = 0
    (3) Var(ei) = sigma2
    (4) Cov(et, et-s) = 0

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  • UW_Doog_Bot
    UW_Doog_Bot Member Posts: 18,028
    Doogles said:

    Just realized I was signed into my work account and the link downloaded to the company google doc.

    In between Seasonality and budget reports is HH Poast Analytic Data. I cannot remove it.

    Dear God I might be fucked.

    I'm still waiting for the inevitable talk that IT is going to have with me over that one time I googled brazzers.
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    UW_Doog_Bot said:


    Obvious Chin grab.
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    We? already have a built in shitty ranking of poasters courtesy of @Vanilla.

    What are the ANALytics behind the point system?


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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,738 Founders Club
    UW_Doog_Bot said:

    BennyBeaver said:

    We? already have a built in shitty ranking of poasters courtesy of @Vanilla.

    What are the ANALytics behind the point system?


    The point system is inherently biased towards long term poasters regardless of quality. It's basically a counting metric. My rankings measure quality on a per-post basis.

    Total yards vs. YPC

    Also, fuck off! You sound like you care.
    Well FUCK YOU too then bastard!
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,673 Founders Club
    BennyBeaver said:

    We? already have a built in shitty ranking of poasters courtesy of @Vanilla.

    What are the ANALytics behind the point system?


    Quantity over quality
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  • minion_doog
    minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024
    ExtraChrisB said:

    Fuck these volume shooters. I'm just hoping to get a hat on the table with this 30-1 up/Chin to down/wtf ratio.

    My dear fren @oregonblitzkrieg would have been more than happy to even those out for you. @DerekJohnson would have you know that wtf's are not inherently bad as they indicate your content stirs emotion and generates reaction.
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