Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks
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This is how I picture Jen Cohen when she finally decides to flash the puppies....and lose 60 pounds.....and dye her hair red....at which time I will chin the hell out of that cleavage.Swaye said:Situation Fupdate:
Met CLS for coffee last night. She says she is very disappointed in my behavior and that I let her down. She started sobbing, right there in Starbucks. If I had a functioning soul I would have felt terrible. But, being me, I felt mildly annoyed. She asks me point blank if I have cheated on her, beyond just grabbing Dirty Red's tits, since we've been together. I lie and say never, not once. I am pretty sure telling her I nailed our office manager at the new job after a Friday work party a couple months ago and a hooker in Singapore is a terrible strategy for getting back together. She seems to have bought it. Anyway, she tells me we are going to have to take it slow, and that I need to regain her trust, blah blah blah. I blow the back out of it two hours later at my place. I guess two hours is slow now. Or she builds trust quickly. Either way, Victory!
After the makeup coitus, she gets set to leave and tells me again that she wants to take it slow. And that she wants to go back to "just dating," as we work through this difficult time. I agree with her, and say yes, I will work on my behavior, and if we can resolve this and build trust back slowly, maybe we can get back to where we were in a few months. She agrees, and sets a lunch date with me on Sunday. Last thing she text's me last night after she gets home is she hopes we can "heal" the wound from this episode, and be stronger in the future. I plan to take Dirty Red out tonight on our planned date and smash it ATM style if possible. Let the healing begin.
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Oh yeah. Small price to pay.whlinder said: -
400 bucks isn't so bad.
Last sat I got a hotel room at 145 am after my high school reunion but was pretty drunk and accidentally booked two rooms.
Was it worth it though?
Nope. Not at all.
Didn't lose my jacket though. -
Yeah, the jacket was an Icon leather jacket. Those fuckers aren't cheap.Pitchfork51 said:400 bucks isn't so bad.
Last sat I got a hotel room at 145 am after my high school reunion but was pretty drunk and accidentally booked two rooms.
Was it worth it though?
Nope. Not at all.
Didn't lose my jacket though. -
Oh damn just looked it up. That blows.Swaye said:
Yeah, the jacket was an Icon leather jacket. Those fuckers aren't cheap.Pitchfork51 said:400 bucks isn't so bad.
Last sat I got a hotel room at 145 am after my high school reunion but was pretty drunk and accidentally booked two rooms.
Was it worth it though?
Nope. Not at all.
Didn't lose my jacket though.
Your misadventure is giving me pause. I just have a cheap jacket because I wanted to see how it played but now looking to get a nice one.
But losing it seems to be likely at some point -
Icon makes really good shit. I wear their Elsinor boots and the Baja half boots. Top quality riding gear, super reinforced but comfy. Good shit.Pitchfork51 said:
Oh damn just looked it up. That blows.Swaye said:
Yeah, the jacket was an Icon leather jacket. Those fuckers aren't cheap.Pitchfork51 said:400 bucks isn't so bad.
Last sat I got a hotel room at 145 am after my high school reunion but was pretty drunk and accidentally booked two rooms.
Was it worth it though?
Nope. Not at all.
Didn't lose my jacket though.
Your misadventure is giving me pause. I just have a cheap jacket because I wanted to see how it played but now looking to get a nice one.
But losing it seems to be likely at some point -
I don't ride shit.Swaye said:
Icon makes really good shit. I wear their Elsinor boots and the Baja half boots. Top quality riding gear, super reinforced but comfy. Good shit.Pitchfork51 said:
Oh damn just looked it up. That blows.Swaye said:
Yeah, the jacket was an Icon leather jacket. Those fuckers aren't cheap.Pitchfork51 said:400 bucks isn't so bad.
Last sat I got a hotel room at 145 am after my high school reunion but was pretty drunk and accidentally booked two rooms.
Was it worth it though?
Nope. Not at all.
Didn't lose my jacket though.
Your misadventure is giving me pause. I just have a cheap jacket because I wanted to see how it played but now looking to get a nice one.
But losing it seems to be likely at some point
I just want to look cool. -
Downvoted for lack of moccasin recommendation.Swaye said:
Icon makes really good shit. I wear their Elsinor boots and the Baja half boots. Top quality riding gear, super reinforced but comfy. Good shit.Pitchfork51 said:
Oh damn just looked it up. That blows.Swaye said:
Yeah, the jacket was an Icon leather jacket. Those fuckers aren't cheap.Pitchfork51 said:400 bucks isn't so bad.
Last sat I got a hotel room at 145 am after my high school reunion but was pretty drunk and accidentally booked two rooms.
Was it worth it though?
Nope. Not at all.
Didn't lose my jacket though.
Your misadventure is giving me pause. I just have a cheap jacket because I wanted to see how it played but now looking to get a nice one.
But losing it seems to be likely at some point -
Whatever she is wearing that you can't see because NOGAF what her shoes look like.PurpleThrobber said:
Downvoted for lack of moccasin recommendation.Swaye said:
Icon makes really good shit. I wear their Elsinor boots and the Baja half boots. Top quality riding gear, super reinforced but comfy. Good shit.Pitchfork51 said:
Oh damn just looked it up. That blows.Swaye said:
Yeah, the jacket was an Icon leather jacket. Those fuckers aren't cheap.Pitchfork51 said:400 bucks isn't so bad.
Last sat I got a hotel room at 145 am after my high school reunion but was pretty drunk and accidentally booked two rooms.
Was it worth it though?
Nope. Not at all.
Didn't lose my jacket though.
Your misadventure is giving me pause. I just have a cheap jacket because I wanted to see how it played but now looking to get a nice one.
But losing it seems to be likely at some point
