Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

Only a couple more hours until date time. Need to decide if I should shower or go with natural musk.

Seafood was a weird choice. Just get some sashimi at Ra and go pound.

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

Only a couple more hours until date time. Need to decide if I should shower or go with natural musk.

Seafood was a weird choice. Just get some sashimi at Ra and go pound.

Oysters make me hard as a diamond in an ice storm.

Swaye

Commencing seafood date night with Dirty Red. Pray it ends in full on get down gorilla sex with no AIDS.

Pitchfork51

Damn edit

Pitchfork51

Swaye said:

Commencing seafood date night with Dirty Red. Pray it ends in full on get down gorilla sex with no AIDS.

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

Only a couple more hours until date time. Need to decide if I should shower or go with natural musk.

Seafood was a weird choice. Just get some sashimi at Ra and go pound.

Oysters make me hard as a diamond in an ice storm.

I guess at your age that is a consideration

TurdBomber

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

Commencing seafood date night with Dirty Red. Pray it ends in full on get down gorilla sex with no AIDS.

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

Only a couple more hours until date time. Need to decide if I should shower or go with natural musk.

Seafood was a weird choice. Just get some sashimi at Ra and go pound.

Oysters make me hard as a diamond in an ice storm.

I guess at your age that is a consideration

It's not the age. It's the mileage.

whlinder

Peeple in Winchister eat seafood?

pawz

Swaye said:

whlinder said:

I think the title of this thread needs to be renamed from "My Life Sucks"

I still lost my best jacket and 400 bucks. That sucked.

You shouldn't have been allowed to "dig".

Very very common poker rule.

minion_doog

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

backthepack said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Did you ever bang that teacher with big tits in Jamaica or wherever?

She's CLS you bumbling idiot.

I'm supposed to keep track of Swaye's sluts?

I'm just a GIF poasting, AIDS spreading, new-feesh-doog, but I've got those freaky tales dialed. the. fuck. in.

DeepSeaZ

No Swaye updates. I’ll just assume CLS and Red set him up and scalped his ballsack. He ded.