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Apple Cup Adventure: AKA Fuck Thanksgiving My Life Sucks

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    AZDuck said:

    Swaye said:

    I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
    A bit old.

    It's weird that girls my age are now too old

    44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.

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    I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.

    Pics already poasted, fuck off
    8 years is pretty good. I'm all about 10-15 at my advancing age though. 29-34 seems about perfect. Or 22 if she likes 3 ways.
  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381


    AZDuck said:

    Swaye said:

    I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
    A bit old.

    It's weird that girls my age are now too old

    44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.

    image
    I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.

    Pics already poasted, fuck off
    Is it true all actual duck relationships start with rape?
    Duh
    Swaye said:


    AZDuck said:

    Swaye said:

    I'm cool with 29 year old sluts.
    A bit old.

    It's weird that girls my age are now too old

    44 here. 29 is my wheelhouse.

    image
    I got my CLS at 31. She was 23. Worked out good for me.

    Pics already poasted, fuck off
    Is it true all actual duck relationships start with rape?
    Signs point to yes.

    image
    Where did you get that pic of our first date, you savage?
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,676
    While you were out banging beaver I stayed home and played a video game. Jerked off too.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club

    While you were out banging beaver I stayed home and played a video game. Jerked off too.

    Need a hand?
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,741 Founders Club
    dannarc said:

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    What are we waiting on?
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,676
    dannarc said:

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    Well I died a few times but left the difficulty on hard and got about halfway through the game.
    Pretty fun times.

    Then I jerked off to a girl getting railed in the ass.

    You're welcome for the update.

  • Dawgs4ever
    Dawgs4ever Member Posts: 170
    Swaye said:

    Just got a text from CLS: "Come pick your stuff up"

    Uh oh. She is smart to keep me away from her so I can't give her the old pelvic gyrations to lure her back in. Gravy train may be derailed permanently. Fuck.

    If she isn't willing to forgive you for this, she certainly wasn't going to forgive you for banging hookers at your bachelor party. Getting out now is the right move.