Hunter Bryant is already better than ASJ ever was
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ASJ is as good as a Sark player can be, however Bryant has already trucked more dudes than ASJ ever did, and he's really not that big for a TE.
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yep. peaked as a freshman, declined from there.LoneStarDawg said:ASJ is as good as a Sark player can be, however Bryant has already trucked more dudes than ASJ ever did, and he's really not that big for a TE.
the only thing separating him from everyone else was he fucking incredible for a freshman -
Bryant plays like a man, ASJ was always soft.
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Literally soft too. Chub chubbiak1 said:Bryant plays like a man, ASJ was always soft.
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Hunter's parents didn't curse him with a hyphenated name.
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really only 5 main differences between ASJ and Bryant
1) ASJ = soft. Bryant = soft hands
2) ASJ = spongy body. Bryant = spongy ability to bounce off tacklers and gain more yards
3) ASJ = goes down on contact. Bryant throws (opponent) down on contact
4) ASJ = gets high (allegedly). Bryant gets high point on the ball when receiving
5) ASJ = got ripped behind the wheel while driving. Bryant ripped ball away from a defender from behind (and above) while driving for a touchdown
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asj is fat, drunk, and stupid, no way to go through life.
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Unless you are on HCH...rodmansrage said:asj is fat, drunk, and stupid, no way to go through life.
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Someone please make a gif of Montana throwing to ASJ wide open down field and then dropping it.
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It’s like effort matters.
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I remember when Eklund said he wasn’t sure if Bryant would play because he wasn’t counting out Ajamu.
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ASJ got KO'd by a Coog rushing the field.
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I am going to be doing some serious BRB, JO once Grundle poasts the Cal GIFS
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ASJ was great his first two years. His last year is when he became fat, drunk, slow, and soft. Good thing he went into the draft. Petersen would have fucking killed him.
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ASJ dropping a Joe Montana Jr pass at Oregon state when there was no one within 20 yards of him down the middle gave me all the screenshots I needed
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That guy is even more plugged in than Jude.YouNeed2Chill said:I remember when Eklund said he wasn’t sure if Bryant would play because he wasn’t counting out Ajamu.
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I want to give this a chincredible but the lack of consistent formatting prevented it.Meek said:really only 5 main differences between ASJ and Bryant
1) ASJ = soft. Bryant = soft hands
2) ASJ = spongy body. Bryant = spongy ability to bounce off tacklers and gain more yards
3) ASJ = goes down on contact. Bryant throws (opponent) down on contact
4) ASJ = gets high (allegedly). Bryant gets high point on the ball when receiving
5) ASJ = got ripped behind the wheel while driving. Bryant ripped ball away from a defender from behind (and above) while driving for a touchdown -
Ive met ASJ once or twice (cool story I know) and liked the guy. But I think the distaste for him on here isnt without merit. He was a big time recruit who probably would have committed to UW no matter who the coach was. Would have been a totally different player with a serious coaching staff.
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Ran into him once at the iron bull in Wallingford. It was Saturday afternoon & he was drinking by himself.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Ive met ASJ once or twice (cool story I know) and liked the guy. But I think the distaste for him on here isnt without merit. He was a big time recruit who probably would have committed to UW no matter who the coach was. Would have been a totally different player with a serious coaching staff.
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I'm sure you can do a better job.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I want to give this a chincredible but the lack of consistent formatting prevented it.Meek said:really only 5 main differences between ASJ and Bryant
1) ASJ = soft. Bryant = soft hands
2) ASJ = spongy body. Bryant = spongy ability to bounce off tacklers and gain more yards
3) ASJ = goes down on contact. Bryant throws (opponent) down on contact
4) ASJ = gets high (allegedly). Bryant gets high point on the ball when receiving
5) ASJ = got ripped behind the wheel while driving. Bryant ripped ball away from a defender from behind (and above) while driving for a touchdown
We're lucky Meek posts here at all. -
you're talking about formatting on a Vanilla forum? LOLPurpleBaze said:
I'm sure you can do a better job.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I want to give this a chincredible but the lack of consistent formatting prevented it.Meek said:really only 5 main differences between ASJ and Bryant
1) ASJ = soft. Bryant = soft hands
2) ASJ = spongy body. Bryant = spongy ability to bounce off tacklers and gain more yards
3) ASJ = goes down on contact. Bryant throws (opponent) down on contact
4) ASJ = gets high (allegedly). Bryant gets high point on the ball when receiving
5) ASJ = got ripped behind the wheel while driving. Bryant ripped ball away from a defender from behind (and above) while driving for a touchdown
We're lucky Meek posts here at all. -
Where are the 24 Chins this deserves? Lame crowd tonight.dnc said:Hunter's parents didn't curse him with a hyphenated name.
ASJ never had a chance. -
Fun fact: the Irin Bull is a Chicago sports bar. Great for watching the Bears lose often.doogville said:
Ran into him once at the iron bull in Wallingford. It was Saturday afternoon & he was drinking by himself.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Ive met ASJ once or twice (cool story I know) and liked the guy. But I think the distaste for him on here isnt without merit. He was a big time recruit who probably would have committed to UW no matter who the coach was. Would have been a totally different player with a serious coaching staff.
Who could have ever guessed he had a drinking problem? -
Huh?PurpleBaze said:
I'm sure you can do a better job.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I want to give this a chincredible but the lack of consistent formatting prevented it.Meek said:really only 5 main differences between ASJ and Bryant
1) ASJ = soft. Bryant = soft hands
2) ASJ = spongy body. Bryant = spongy ability to bounce off tacklers and gain more yards
3) ASJ = goes down on contact. Bryant throws (opponent) down on contact
4) ASJ = gets high (allegedly). Bryant gets high point on the ball when receiving
5) ASJ = got ripped behind the wheel while driving. Bryant ripped ball away from a defender from behind (and above) while driving for a touchdown
We're lucky Meek posts here at all. -
Fun fact... Grabbed him in my Fantasy league on waivers or whatever it is when they dont cost anything. He is wayyyy outperforming my high profile T/E from Notre Dame. He is now my starter. Got Salvon same way. Feel free to downvote for my Fantasy Faggotry.
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So that's why they have a mural of sweetness on the side of the building. Always wondered about thatCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Fun fact: the Irin Bull is a Chicago sports bar. Great for watching the Bears lose often.doogville said:
Ran into him once at the iron bull in Wallingford. It was Saturday afternoon & he was drinking by himself.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Ive met ASJ once or twice (cool story I know) and liked the guy. But I think the distaste for him on here isnt without merit. He was a big time recruit who probably would have committed to UW no matter who the coach was. Would have been a totally different player with a serious coaching staff.
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I did the same. Winners win.Ice_Holmvik said:Fun fact... Grabbed him in my Fantasy league on waivers or whatever it is when they dont cost anything. He is wayyyy outperforming my high profile T/E from Notre Dame. He is now my starter. Got Salvon same way. Feel free to downvote for my Fantasy Faggotry.
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ASJ is doing decently for the Jets this year.
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If we're going to start bashing drinking by yourself, I'm fucking out of here.doogville said:Ran into him once at the iron bull in Wallingford. It was Saturday afternoon & he was drinking by himself.
Who could have ever guessed he had a drinking problem?
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I keep meaning to mock you by posting something demeaning like "WIWPOTY" but I never get around to it, primarily because this was a WIWPOTY.