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Hunter Bryant is already better than ASJ ever was

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  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,681 Founders Club
    ASJ is as good as a Sark player can be, however Bryant has already trucked more dudes than ASJ ever did, and he's really not that big for a TE.
  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326

    ASJ is as good as a Sark player can be, however Bryant has already trucked more dudes than ASJ ever did, and he's really not that big for a TE.

    yep. peaked as a freshman, declined from there.
    the only thing separating him from everyone else was he fucking incredible for a freshman
  • Tripper_Johnson
    Tripper_Johnson Member Posts: 200
    biak1 said:

    Bryant plays like a man, ASJ was always soft.

    Literally soft too. Chub chub
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,325 Founders Club

    asj is fat, drunk, and stupid, no way to go through life.

    Unless you are on HCH...
  • PineapplePirate
    PineapplePirate Member Posts: 4,643
    Someone please make a gif of Montana throwing to ASJ wide open down field and then dropping it.
  • DeepSeaZ
    DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901
    It’s like effort matters.
  • YouNeed2Chill
    YouNeed2Chill Member Posts: 57
    I remember when Eklund said he wasn’t sure if Bryant would play because he wasn’t counting out Ajamu.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club
    I am going to be doing some serious BRB, JO once Grundle poasts the Cal GIFS
  • AIRWOLF
    AIRWOLF Member Posts: 1,840

    I remember when Eklund said he wasn’t sure if Bryant would play because he wasn’t counting out Ajamu.

    That guy is even more plugged in than Jude.
  • PurpleBaze
    PurpleBaze Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,325 Founders Club

    Meek said:

    really only 5 main differences between ASJ and Bryant

    1) ASJ = soft. Bryant = soft hands
    2) ASJ = spongy body. Bryant = spongy ability to bounce off tacklers and gain more yards
    3) ASJ = goes down on contact. Bryant throws (opponent) down on contact
    4) ASJ = gets high (allegedly). Bryant gets high point on the ball when receiving
    5) ASJ = got ripped behind the wheel while driving. Bryant ripped ball away from a defender from behind (and above) while driving for a touchdown

    I want to give this a chincredible but the lack of consistent formatting prevented it.
    I'm sure you can do a better job.

    We're lucky Meek posts here at all.
  • Meek
    Meek Member Posts: 7,031

    Meek said:

    really only 5 main differences between ASJ and Bryant

    1) ASJ = soft. Bryant = soft hands
    2) ASJ = spongy body. Bryant = spongy ability to bounce off tacklers and gain more yards
    3) ASJ = goes down on contact. Bryant throws (opponent) down on contact
    4) ASJ = gets high (allegedly). Bryant gets high point on the ball when receiving
    5) ASJ = got ripped behind the wheel while driving. Bryant ripped ball away from a defender from behind (and above) while driving for a touchdown

    I want to give this a chincredible but the lack of consistent formatting prevented it.
    I'm sure you can do a better job.

    We're lucky Meek posts here at all.
    you're talking about formatting on a Vanilla forum? LOL
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,041 Standard Supporter
    dnc said:

    Hunter's parents didn't curse him with a hyphenated name.

    ASJ never had a chance.

    Where are the 24 Chins this deserves? Lame crowd tonight.
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,317 Founders Club
    doogville said:

    Ive met ASJ once or twice (cool story I know) and liked the guy. But I think the distaste for him on here isnt without merit. He was a big time recruit who probably would have committed to UW no matter who the coach was. Would have been a totally different player with a serious coaching staff.

    Ran into him once at the iron bull in Wallingford. It was Saturday afternoon & he was drinking by himself.

    Who could have ever guessed he had a drinking problem?
    Fun fact: the Irin Bull is a Chicago sports bar. Great for watching the Bears lose often.
  • CFetters_Nacho_Lover
    CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,317 Founders Club

    Meek said:

    really only 5 main differences between ASJ and Bryant

    1) ASJ = soft. Bryant = soft hands
    2) ASJ = spongy body. Bryant = spongy ability to bounce off tacklers and gain more yards
    3) ASJ = goes down on contact. Bryant throws (opponent) down on contact
    4) ASJ = gets high (allegedly). Bryant gets high point on the ball when receiving
    5) ASJ = got ripped behind the wheel while driving. Bryant ripped ball away from a defender from behind (and above) while driving for a touchdown

    I want to give this a chincredible but the lack of consistent formatting prevented it.
    I'm sure you can do a better job.

    We're lucky Meek posts here at all.
    Huh?
  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    Fun fact... Grabbed him in my Fantasy league on waivers or whatever it is when they dont cost anything. He is wayyyy outperforming my high profile T/E from Notre Dame. He is now my starter. Got Salvon same way. Feel free to downvote for my Fantasy Faggotry.
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,317 Founders Club

    doogville said:

    Ive met ASJ once or twice (cool story I know) and liked the guy. But I think the distaste for him on here isnt without merit. He was a big time recruit who probably would have committed to UW no matter who the coach was. Would have been a totally different player with a serious coaching staff.

    Ran into him once at the iron bull in Wallingford. It was Saturday afternoon & he was drinking by himself.

    Who could have ever guessed he had a drinking problem?
    Fun fact: the Irin Bull is a Chicago sports bar. Great for watching the Bears lose often.
    So that's why they have a mural of sweetness on the side of the building. Always wondered about that
  • 2001400ex
    2001400ex Member Posts: 29,457

    Fun fact... Grabbed him in my Fantasy league on waivers or whatever it is when they dont cost anything. He is wayyyy outperforming my high profile T/E from Notre Dame. He is now my starter. Got Salvon same way. Feel free to downvote for my Fantasy Faggotry.

    I did the same. Winners win.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,216
    ASJ is doing decently for the Jets this year.

    Under Pete he wouldve been unstoppable, or not on the team for long.