Hunter Bryant is already better than ASJ ever was

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LoneStarDawg

ASJ is as good as a Sark player can be, however Bryant has already trucked more dudes than ASJ ever did, and he's really not that big for a TE.

dhdawg

LoneStarDawg said:

ASJ is as good as a Sark player can be, however Bryant has already trucked more dudes than ASJ ever did, and he's really not that big for a TE.

yep. peaked as a freshman, declined from there.
the only thing separating him from everyone else was he fucking incredible for a freshman

biak1

Bryant plays like a man, ASJ was always soft.

Tripper_Johnson

biak1 said:

Bryant plays like a man, ASJ was always soft.

Literally soft too. Chub chub

dnc

Hunter's parents didn't curse him with a hyphenated name.

ASJ never had a chance.

Meek

really only 5 main differences between ASJ and Bryant

1) ASJ = soft. Bryant = soft hands
2) ASJ = spongy body. Bryant = spongy ability to bounce off tacklers and gain more yards
3) ASJ = goes down on contact. Bryant throws (opponent) down on contact
4) ASJ = gets high (allegedly). Bryant gets high point on the ball when receiving
5) ASJ = got ripped behind the wheel while driving. Bryant ripped ball away from a defender from behind (and above) while driving for a touchdown

rodmansrage

asj is fat, drunk, and stupid, no way to go through life.

PurpleBaze

rodmansrage said:

asj is fat, drunk, and stupid, no way to go through life.

Unless you are on HCH...

PineapplePirate

Someone please make a gif of Montana throwing to ASJ wide open down field and then dropping it.

DeepSeaZ

It’s like effort matters.

YouNeed2Chill

I remember when Eklund said he wasn’t sure if Bryant would play because he wasn’t counting out Ajamu.

UWhuskytskeet

ASJ got KO'd by a Coog rushing the field.

YellowSnow

I am going to be doing some serious BRB, JO once Grundle poasts the Cal GIFS

CuntWaffle

ASJ was great his first two years. His last year is when he became fat, drunk, slow, and soft. Good thing he went into the draft. Petersen would have fucking killed him.

MelloDawg

ASJ dropping a Joe Montana Jr pass at Oregon state when there was no one within 20 yards of him down the middle gave me all the screenshots I needed

AIRWOLF

YouNeed2Chill said:

I remember when Eklund said he wasn’t sure if Bryant would play because he wasn’t counting out Ajamu.

That guy is even more plugged in than Jude.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Meek said:

really only 5 main differences between ASJ and Bryant

1) ASJ = soft. Bryant = soft hands
2) ASJ = spongy body. Bryant = spongy ability to bounce off tacklers and gain more yards
3) ASJ = goes down on contact. Bryant throws (opponent) down on contact
4) ASJ = gets high (allegedly). Bryant gets high point on the ball when receiving
5) ASJ = got ripped behind the wheel while driving. Bryant ripped ball away from a defender from behind (and above) while driving for a touchdown

I want to give this a chincredible but the lack of consistent formatting prevented it.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Ive met ASJ once or twice (cool story I know) and liked the guy. But I think the distaste for him on here isnt without merit. He was a big time recruit who probably would have committed to UW no matter who the coach was. Would have been a totally different player with a serious coaching staff.

doogville

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Ive met ASJ once or twice (cool story I know) and liked the guy. But I think the distaste for him on here isnt without merit. He was a big time recruit who probably would have committed to UW no matter who the coach was. Would have been a totally different player with a serious coaching staff.

Ran into him once at the iron bull in Wallingford. It was Saturday afternoon & he was drinking by himself.

Who could have ever guessed he had a drinking problem?

PurpleBaze

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

Meek said:

really only 5 main differences between ASJ and Bryant

1) ASJ = soft. Bryant = soft hands
2) ASJ = spongy body. Bryant = spongy ability to bounce off tacklers and gain more yards
3) ASJ = goes down on contact. Bryant throws (opponent) down on contact
4) ASJ = gets high (allegedly). Bryant gets high point on the ball when receiving
5) ASJ = got ripped behind the wheel while driving. Bryant ripped ball away from a defender from behind (and above) while driving for a touchdown

I want to give this a chincredible but the lack of consistent formatting prevented it.

I'm sure you can do a better job.

We're lucky Meek posts here at all.