Hunter Bryant is already better than ASJ ever was
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you're talking about formatting on a Vanilla forum? LOLPurpleBaze said:
I'm sure you can do a better job.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I want to give this a chincredible but the lack of consistent formatting prevented it.Meek said:really only 5 main differences between ASJ and Bryant
1) ASJ = soft. Bryant = soft hands
2) ASJ = spongy body. Bryant = spongy ability to bounce off tacklers and gain more yards
3) ASJ = goes down on contact. Bryant throws (opponent) down on contact
4) ASJ = gets high (allegedly). Bryant gets high point on the ball when receiving
5) ASJ = got ripped behind the wheel while driving. Bryant ripped ball away from a defender from behind (and above) while driving for a touchdown
We're lucky Meek posts here at all. -
Where are the 24 Chins this deserves? Lame crowd tonight.dnc said:Hunter's parents didn't curse him with a hyphenated name.
ASJ never had a chance. -
Fun fact: the Irin Bull is a Chicago sports bar. Great for watching the Bears lose often.doogville said:
Ran into him once at the iron bull in Wallingford. It was Saturday afternoon & he was drinking by himself.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Ive met ASJ once or twice (cool story I know) and liked the guy. But I think the distaste for him on here isnt without merit. He was a big time recruit who probably would have committed to UW no matter who the coach was. Would have been a totally different player with a serious coaching staff.
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Huh?PurpleBaze said:
I'm sure you can do a better job.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
I want to give this a chincredible but the lack of consistent formatting prevented it.Meek said:really only 5 main differences between ASJ and Bryant
1) ASJ = soft. Bryant = soft hands
2) ASJ = spongy body. Bryant = spongy ability to bounce off tacklers and gain more yards
3) ASJ = goes down on contact. Bryant throws (opponent) down on contact
4) ASJ = gets high (allegedly). Bryant gets high point on the ball when receiving
5) ASJ = got ripped behind the wheel while driving. Bryant ripped ball away from a defender from behind (and above) while driving for a touchdown
We're lucky Meek posts here at all. -
Fun fact... Grabbed him in my Fantasy league on waivers or whatever it is when they dont cost anything. He is wayyyy outperforming my high profile T/E from Notre Dame. He is now my starter. Got Salvon same way. Feel free to downvote for my Fantasy Faggotry.
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So that's why they have a mural of sweetness on the side of the building. Always wondered about thatCFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Fun fact: the Irin Bull is a Chicago sports bar. Great for watching the Bears lose often.doogville said:
Ran into him once at the iron bull in Wallingford. It was Saturday afternoon & he was drinking by himself.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Ive met ASJ once or twice (cool story I know) and liked the guy. But I think the distaste for him on here isnt without merit. He was a big time recruit who probably would have committed to UW no matter who the coach was. Would have been a totally different player with a serious coaching staff.
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I did the same. Winners win.Ice_Holmvik said:Fun fact... Grabbed him in my Fantasy league on waivers or whatever it is when they dont cost anything. He is wayyyy outperforming my high profile T/E from Notre Dame. He is now my starter. Got Salvon same way. Feel free to downvote for my Fantasy Faggotry.
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ASJ is doing decently for the Jets this year.
Under Pete he wouldve been unstoppable, or not on the team for long. -
If we're going to start bashing drinking by yourself, I'm fucking out of here.doogville said:Ran into him once at the iron bull in Wallingford. It was Saturday afternoon & he was drinking by himself.
Who could have ever guessed he had a drinking problem?
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I keep meaning to mock you by posting something demeaning like "WIWPOTY" but I never get around to it, primarily because this was a WIWPOTY.
