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Swaye · August 2017

DeepSeaZ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

whlinder said:
What your favorite winery you've got to with CLS?
Narmada by default, It's the only one she made me go to. I felt like a total queer there. Still got drunk and made her drive. Victory coitus.

http://narmadawinery.com/dir/

That place looks terrible. Sways I'm putting you in for a NAM.

It was fucking horrible. On many levels. She did have me pull over on Highway 211 and blew me right beside the road on the way there. This was early during the anything goes phase of the relationship. That was the only good thing that happened to me all day, until I was drunk.

Swaye · August 2017

Gladstone said:
Would this Husky team win the Big10 this year?

Fuck yes. They are all fucking terrible. Even Brownsocks can beat those Sally's.

Swaye · August 2017

Gladstone said:
How and when did you lose your virginity?

Okay for realz. 1987. Her name was REDACTED. She went to school across town in Plano. I was 15. She was just turning 16. She came from money, and was slumming it with me, I feel certain. "Dated" for like a month. Crushed it in the back of her Blazer. I wore a neon green Rubber Ducky condom. Anyone remember Rubber Ducky Condoms? Dumped me when I banged her friend Glenda two weeks after pounding her. Anyway, she actually became a newswoman for a TV station in a major town in North Carolina later in life. Which started a long trend of me banging out future newswomen in high school and college. Axe Haener's Mom.