New HH Feature: Ask the Orkin Man
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This is not a question. Don't hijack my shit doofus. Fuck.Pitchfork51 said:
Actually thanks for the advice. I never thought I'd say that.CirrhosisDawg said:
You can fucking walk to the gas lamp district from linderbergh field hotels. There is a shitty strip bar in little Italy as well that's probably across the street. It's not PB but it's still San Diego. Stop being a pussy.Pitchfork51 said:How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?
Of course I'm not going to take it. I met a gnarly skank in a bar in PB yesterday so I'm meeting her.
Full side tat. Like swaye approval style.
But for you basement jerkers here's the girl I had to hide from yesterday because it was my friend who was with me's ex girl
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After I pass my drug test for my new job.TierbsHsotBoobs said:When are you going to start using cocaine again?
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It's hard.....drunk posring rules
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Shoehorn and pliers. Sad I know that answer. Next question.Bad_MotherDucker said:What's the best way to extricate a dead gerbil from your colon? Axing for a fren of course
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Never heard from her. She's dead to me. Next question.Doog_de_Jour said:Did @Khaleesi ever take you up on your pancake offer?
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I dun faa now
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Are you ever gonna bring your partying to Loudoun and invite me?
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Why is this called Ask the Orkin man and not Ax the Orkin man?
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Why is this the Spring Edition when it is Summer?
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If I shitpoast 3 times in a row and no one reads it, does it make a shitpoast?
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What's your new job?Swaye said:
After I pass my drug test for my new job.TierbsHsotBoobs said:When are you going to start using cocaine again?
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Should @89ute be banned for breaking the shitpost streak?
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Looks like he kept it alive to meTierbsHsotBoobs said:Should @89ute be banned for breaking the shitpost streak?
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I don't know what the fuck is going on. I'm knew here.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Should @89ute be banned for breaking the shitpost streak?
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89ute said:
What's your new job?Swaye said:
After I pass my drug test for my new job.TierbsHsotBoobs said:When are you going to start using cocaine again?
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Pitchfork51 said:
Actually thanks for the advice. I never thought I'd say that.CirrhosisDawg said:
You can fucking walk to the gas lamp district from linderbergh field hotels. There is a shitty strip bar in little Italy as well that's probably across the street. It's not PB but it's still San Diego. Stop being a pussy.Pitchfork51 said:How would @CirrhosisDawg feel about the fact that I had to drive my friend to the airport because his dad had a stroke so I'm staying by myself tonight in a shitty ass courtyard Marriott by myself in San Diego ?
Of course I'm not going to take it. I met a gnarled skank in a bar in PB yesterday so I'm meeting her.
Full side rolls. Like IrishDawg22 approval style.
But for you basement jerkers here's the pussy I tried to poach yesterday because it was my friend who was with me's ex girl
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I have a friend who was a Makah indian, I used to tease him for wearing cowboy boots. Should I feel guilty? he is dead now, should I feel real guilty?
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Will you pay for everything? Next question.whlinder said:Are you ever gonna bring your partying to Loudoun and invite me?
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Axe Derek. Next question.whlinder said:Why is this called Ask the Orkin man and not Ax the Orkin man?
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See above.whlinder said:Why is this the Spring Edition when it is Summer?
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Axe Hondo.whlinder said:If I shitpoast 3 times in a row and no one reads it, does it make a shitpoast?
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89ute said:
What's your new job?Swaye said:
After I pass my drug test for my new job.TierbsHsotBoobs said:When are you going to start using cocaine again?
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Depends. If he posts some tit pics of hot mormons in the Wam, then no. Otherwise, yes. Next question.TierbsHsotBoobs said:Should @89ute be banned for breaking the shitpost streak?
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Yes. You should pay me reparations for this transgression. Asshole. Next question.LebamDawg said:I have a friend who was a Makah indian, I used to tease him for wearing cowboy boots. Should I feel guilty? he is dead now, should I feel real guilty?
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I live in Chicago now and want to root for their NHL team but they're called the Blackhawks. My white guilt thinks I shouldn't root for them.
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MOVECFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I live in Chicago now and want to root for their NHL team but they're called the Blackhawks. My white guilt thinks I shouldn't root for them.
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Approved. Just send me two cases of beer. I'll make sure it gets to the orphanage.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I live in Chicago now and want to root for their NHL team but they're called the Blackhawks. My white guilt thinks I shouldn't root for them.
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Why is a whale-hunting, sea-faring tribesman wearing cowboy boots?LebamDawg said:I have a friend who was a Makah indian, I used to tease him for wearing cowboy boots. Should I feel guilty? he is dead now, should I feel real guilty?
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HE JUST MOVED!!!1!TierbsHsotBoobs said:
MOVECFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I live in Chicago now and want to root for their NHL team but they're called the Blackhawks. My white guilt thinks I shouldn't root for them.
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I bought my dog like 12 years ago on the rez. Do you think the guy who sold her to us was really a licensed breeder?
