Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles
Comments
-
Jesus fucking Christ.PurpleThrobber said:Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games. -
This would be the Constantine method.Pitchfork51 said:
I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.PurpleThrobber said:Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion. -
No reason to reinvent the wheelAZDuck said:
This would be the Constantine method.Pitchfork51 said:
I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.PurpleThrobber said:Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion. -
This is, without a doubt, the dumbest thing ever written on this board and I'm including DJs naturenews links. And dumb fucking @Doogles popping off about how great his intuition is.PurpleThrobber said:Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
I'm so fucking triggered by this board right now. -
Nominated.PurpleThrobber said:Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
-
I think what this should teach us that we are human. None of us can perform Jesus' miracles because we aren't divine. He died a prideful heretic.
-
Never thought I would see a sex-crazed Grimace espouse Pascal's Wager here.
-
Never did I think Id be conversing over the internet with an actual duck.AZDuck said:Never thought I would see a sex-crazed Grimace espouse Pascal's Wager here.
-
I'll pray for you.allpurpleallgold said:
This is, without a doubt, the dumbest thing ever written on this board and I'm including DJs naturenews links. And dumb fucking @Doogles popping off about how great his intuition is.PurpleThrobber said:Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
I'm so fucking triggered by this board right now.
-
CS Lewis for our times.AZDuck said:Never thought I would see a sex-crazed Grimace espouse Pascal's Wager here.
-
Weird shit happening is not proof of divine intervention. Seems to me the only big riddle that science may never be able to solve is the big bang and how the universe came into existence; and maybe there's some sort of miraculous, mind fuck type of thing that happened there that will never understand. But I can guaran-god damn-tee you it can't all be explained by some bullshit stories made up by mostly illiterate Middle Eastern peasants.PurpleThrobber said:Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games. -
-
Profound.allpurpleallgold said:
Redundant.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
I laugh at all stupid religionsYellowSnow said:I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.
-
Hurtful.allpurpleallgold said:
This is, without a doubt, the dumbest thing ever written on this board and I'm including DJs naturenews links. And dumb fucking @Doogles popping off about how great his intuition is.PurpleThrobber said:Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
I'm so fucking triggered by this board right now. -
But you can't say with certainty that 'too much weird shit' happening ISN'T influenced by some sort of divine intervention either.YellowSnow said:
Weird shit happening is not proof of divine intervention. Seems to me the only big riddle that science may never be able to solve is the big bang and how the universe came into existence; and maybe there's some sort of miraculous, mind fuck type of thing that happened there that will never understand. But I can guaran-god damn-tee you it can't all be explained by some bullshit stories made up by mostly illiterate Middle Eastern peasants.PurpleThrobber said:Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
I happen to think the good lord sprinkled all sorts of free-will thought around the world in hopes that humans would choose to embrace the commonalities of their religious beliefs as opposed to being dipshits about the differences.
Love thy neighbor, don't murder and loot, love your real god- whichever one it is. Pretty basic stuff.
-
There is truth here. You won't convince anyone of the existence of God or god by anecdotal evidence.YellowSnow said:
Weird shit happening is not proof of divine intervention. Seems to me the only big riddle that science may never be able to solve is the big bang and how the universe came into existence; and maybe there's some sort of miraculous, mind fuck type of thing that happened there that will never understand. But I can guaran-god damn-tee you it can't all be explained by some bullshit stories made up by mostly illiterate Middle Eastern peasants.PurpleThrobber said:Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
Eternity is the most obvious answer to the big bang. There is no beginning or end to whatever the existence is that we are in. We have an infinite universe. We can see back to the beginnings of what we perceive to be our beginning but there had to be something there to cause it.
How can there be true nothingness for something to come out of?
Everyone picks on middle east peasants but they have three major religions and a boatload of oil and remain the focal point of world politics to this day -
I just need to know that there are unlimited tittays in our universe.
-
Do. No. Put. Me. In. The. Same. Sentence. As. That. Fucking. Twat.RaceBannon said:@allpurpleallgold
We are all praying for you and Little Jimmy -
Good remarks here Race. Sometimes when we starting getting into what label to apply to one's self- e.g., agnostic, atheist, etc - it starts to become a semantic exercise. I almost prefer the term anti-theist or non-theist and as simpler way of saying one doesn't not believe in theisms. I will worship the shit out of that which is miraculous in the universe, but I also know that the universe doesn't give two shits about me or anyone else's existence.RaceBannon said:
There is truth here. You won't convince anyone of the existence of God or god by anecdotal evidence.YellowSnow said:
Weird shit happening is not proof of divine intervention. Seems to me the only big riddle that science may never be able to solve is the big bang and how the universe came into existence; and maybe there's some sort of miraculous, mind fuck type of thing that happened there that will never understand. But I can guaran-god damn-tee you it can't all be explained by some bullshit stories made up by mostly illiterate Middle Eastern peasants.PurpleThrobber said:Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
Eternity is the most obvious answer to the big bang. There is no beginning or end to whatever the existence is that we are in. We have an infinite universe. We can see back to the beginnings of what we perceive to be our beginning but there had to be something there to cause it.
How can there be true nothingness for something to come out of?
Everyone picks on middle east peasants but they have three major religions and a boatload of oil and remain the focal point of world politics to this day -
Quit.Acting.Like.A.Fucking.Twat.Then.allpurpleallgold said:
Do. No. Put. Me. In. The. Same. Sentence. As. That. Fucking. Twat.RaceBannon said:@allpurpleallgold
We are all praying for you and Little Jimmy
-
That is the essence of faith, my man.Pitchfork51 said:I just need to know that there are unlimited tittays in our universe.
If the Moose limbs can have 72 virgins, why can't the gentiles believe in unlimited boobies?
-
Anything is possible with faith as small as a mustard seed.
-
PurpleThrobber said:
That is the essence of faith, my man.Pitchfork51 said:I just need to know that there are unlimited tittays in our universe.
If the Moose limbs can have 72 virgins, why can't the gentiles believe in unlimited boobies?
Still acting like a fucking twat, eh?
Have you considered a colonscopy to relieve your puckered sphincter?
-
I stand with the throbber on all things. Specifically tits and katheryn winnick.
