I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.
I laugh at all stupid religions
As do I. I'm as much of a dick head, militant atheist as anyone here.
I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.
I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.
He rode "a" spirit horse
Not "THE" Spirit Horse
True, but in fairness one thing we have to give props to the A-rabs was the quality of their horses. 1 Arab stallion > a whole string on Injun ponies.
Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food. If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.
Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food. If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.
Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food. If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.
Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
Jesus chilled with hookers. Certain theologians think he jumped Mary Magdalene frequently.
And the motherfucker turned the water into wine. He liked to partay.
Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food. If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.
Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
Jesus chilled with hookers. Certain theologians think he jumped Mary Magdalene frequently.
And the motherfucker turned the water into wine. He liked to partay.
When you put it like that
He wouldn't be too bad a guy to have around.
Plus there's the whole forgiveness thing for when you get too drunk and do something stupid
I guess I always think of him as a little vegan type pussy.
Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food. If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food. If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.
Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food. If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.
Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food. If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
This is, without a doubt, the dumbest thing ever written on this board and I'm including DJs naturenews links. And dumb fucking @Doogles popping off about how great his intuition is.
Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food. If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food. If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
This is, without a doubt, the dumbest thing ever written on this board and I'm including DJs naturenews links. And dumb fucking @Doogles popping off about how great his intuition is.
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HTH
HTH
Not "THE" Spirit Horse
And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.
But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
And the motherfucker turned the water into wine. He liked to partay.
He wouldn't be too bad a guy to have around.
Plus there's the whole forgiveness thing for when you get too drunk and do something stupid
I guess I always think of him as a little vegan type pussy.
I'm so fucking triggered by this board right now.