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Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles

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  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,425 Founders Club

    I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.

    I laugh at all stupid religions
    As do I. I'm as much of a dick head, militant atheist as anyone here.
  • BennyBeaverBennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    I laff at all religions.

    HTH
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,885
    I laff at all religions.


    HTH
  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161

    I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.

    He rode "a" spirit horse

    Not "THE" Spirit Horse
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 35,425 Founders Club
    tenndawg said:

    I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.

    He rode "a" spirit horse

    Not "THE" Spirit Horse
    True, but in fairness one thing we have to give props to the A-rabs was the quality of their horses. 1 Arab stallion > a whole string on Injun ponies.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,183 Standard Supporter
    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
  • allpurpleallgoldallpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771

    I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.

    I laugh at all stupid religions
    Redundant.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,950

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.

    Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,183 Standard Supporter
    edited May 2017

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.

    Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
    Jesus chilled with hookers. Certain theologians think he jumped Mary Magdalene frequently.

    And the motherfucker turned the water into wine. He liked to partay.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,950
    edited May 2017

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.

    Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
    Jesus chilled with hookers. Certain theologians think he jumped Mary Magdalene frequently.

    And the motherfucker turned the water into wine. He liked to partay.
    When you put it like that

    He wouldn't be too bad a guy to have around.

    Plus there's the whole forgiveness thing for when you get too drunk and do something stupid



    I guess I always think of him as a little vegan type pussy.
  • allpurpleallgoldallpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    Jesus fucking Christ.
  • AZDuckAZDuck Member Posts: 15,381

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.

    Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
    This would be the Constantine method.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,950
    AZDuck said:

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.

    Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
    This would be the Constantine method.
    No reason to reinvent the wheel
  • allpurpleallgoldallpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    This is, without a doubt, the dumbest thing ever written on this board and I'm including DJs naturenews links. And dumb fucking @Doogles popping off about how great his intuition is.

    I'm so fucking triggered by this board right now.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,257 Founders Club

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    Nominated.
  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,257 Founders Club
    I think what this should teach us that we are human. None of us can perform Jesus' miracles because we aren't divine. He died a prideful heretic.
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 26,950
    edited May 2017
    AZDuck said:

    Never thought I would see a sex-crazed Grimace espouse Pascal's Wager here.

    Never did I think Id be conversing over the internet with an actual duck.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,183 Standard Supporter

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    This is, without a doubt, the dumbest thing ever written on this board and I'm including DJs naturenews links. And dumb fucking @Doogles popping off about how great his intuition is.

    I'm so fucking triggered by this board right now.
    I'll pray for you.
  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,183 Standard Supporter
    AZDuck said:

    Never thought I would see a sex-crazed Grimace espouse Pascal's Wager here.

    CS Lewis for our times.
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