Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles

whlinder

http://ifpnews.com/news/society/incidents/crocodiles-eat-pastor-walk-jesus/

dnc

IFPNews.com is your source?

TierbsHsotBoobs

Calling this a gurgle.

LoneStarDawg

“We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”

He had a good week of practice

dnc

LoneStarDawg said:

“We still don’t understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week.”

He had a good week of practice

Sark forgot to tell him to bring the *caged* Gators to practice

Mosster47

Gator > Flying Spaghetti Monster

phineas

Don't think the title of a thread has made me laugh as much as this

phineas

Fucking christ



A pastor in Zimbabwe who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles.

BennyBeaver

Obvious trust issues

Swaye

phineas said:

Fucking christ



A pastor in Zimbabwe who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles.

I appreciate they showed a white person dying in the photo, but the preacher was black.

PurpleThrobber

Rookie mistake.

Real messianic complex pros start with easy miracles like turning water into wine, making @GrandpaSankey see, stuff like that.

AZDuck

Swaye said:

phineas said:

Fucking christ



A pastor in Zimbabwe who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles.

I appreciate they showed a white person dying in the photo, but the preacher was black.

I don't see color. Also, the crocodiles never bother because I know how to bite them on the dick

Pitchfork51

AZDuck said:

Swaye said:

phineas said:

Fucking christ



A pastor in Zimbabwe who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles.

I appreciate they showed a white person dying in the photo, but the preacher was black.

I don't see color. Also, the crocodiles never bother because I know how to bite them on the dick

TDIAVA

AZDuck

Pitchfork51 said:

AZDuck said:

Swaye said:

phineas said:

Fucking christ



A pastor in Zimbabwe who tried replicating the Biblical story of Jesus Christ walking on water has been eaten by crocodiles.

I appreciate they showed a white person dying in the photo, but the preacher was black.

I don't see color. Also, the crocodiles never bother because I know how to bite them on the dick

TDIAVA

RaceBannon

The croc let it rip

GrundleStiltzkin

What a cool day for the Brevirostres man

doogie

any word on who will lead the Go Dawgs chant at the funeral?

Pitchfork51

doogie said:

any word on who will lead the FUCKING FIGHT ON! chant at the funeral?

dnc

doogie said:

any word on who will lead the Go Gators chant at the funeral?

YellowSnow

I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.

TierbsHsotBoobs

YellowSnow said:

I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.

I laugh at all stupid religions