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Pastor tries to walk on water, eaten by crocodiles

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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,695 Founders Club
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.

    I laugh at all stupid religions
    As do I. I'm as much of a dick head, militant atheist as anyone here.
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  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    I laff at all religions.

    HTH
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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,919
    I laff at all religions.


    HTH
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  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    YellowSnow said:

    I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.

    He rode "a" spirit horse

    Not "THE" Spirit Horse
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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,695 Founders Club
    tenndawg said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.

    He rode "a" spirit horse

    Not "THE" Spirit Horse
    True, but in fairness one thing we have to give props to the A-rabs was the quality of their horses. 1 Arab stallion > a whole string on Injun ponies.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,512 Standard Supporter
    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.
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  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    TierbsHsotBoobs said:

    YellowSnow said:

    I laff every time one stupid religion (in the case we can assume Shia Islam) makes fun of another's myths and superstitions. Jesus couldn't have walked on water, but Muhammad sure rode the spirit horse to Jerusalem.

    I laugh at all stupid religions
    Redundant.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,676
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.

    Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,512 Standard Supporter
    edited May 2017
    Pitchfork51 said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.

    Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
    Jesus chilled with hookers. Certain theologians think he jumped Mary Magdalene frequently.

    And the motherfucker turned the water into wine. He liked to partay.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,676
    edited May 2017
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.

    Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
    Jesus chilled with hookers. Certain theologians think he jumped Mary Magdalene frequently.

    And the motherfucker turned the water into wine. He liked to partay.
    When you put it like that

    He wouldn't be too bad a guy to have around.

    Plus there's the whole forgiveness thing for when you get too drunk and do something stupid



    I guess I always think of him as a little vegan type pussy.
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