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  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    Jesus fucking Christ.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Pitchfork51 said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.

    Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
    This would be the Constantine method.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,676
    AZDuck said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    I'll just get baptized or something when I'm dying in the hospital.

    Until then fuck Jesus, hookers and booze is my religion.
    This would be the Constantine method.
    No reason to reinvent the wheel
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  • allpurpleallgold
    allpurpleallgold Member Posts: 8,771
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    This is, without a doubt, the dumbest thing ever written on this board and I'm including DJs naturenews links. And dumb fucking @Doogles popping off about how great his intuition is.

    I'm so fucking triggered by this board right now.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,773
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    Nominated.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,773
    I think what this should teach us that we are human. None of us can perform Jesus' miracles because we aren't divine. He died a prideful heretic.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,676
    edited May 2017
    AZDuck said:

    Never thought I would see a sex-crazed Grimace espouse Pascal's Wager here.

    Never did I think Id be conversing over the internet with an actual duck.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,512 Standard Supporter
    allpurpleallgold said:

    PurpleThrobber said:

    Cant quite buy the full on atheist approach. Too much weird shit happens in my own life just to be random chance.

    And as far as believing in an afterlife - it's game theory. If I'm wrong, oh well. Wasted some Sundays and theological reading time before I become worm food.
    If I'm right and there is eternal hell and damnation, then all good. Those who wanted to live in absolute denial - well, you fucked.

    But, yeah, organized religion. Fuck that. Mostly con games.

    This is, without a doubt, the dumbest thing ever written on this board and I'm including DJs naturenews links. And dumb fucking @Doogles popping off about how great his intuition is.

    I'm so fucking triggered by this board right now.
    I'll pray for you.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,512 Standard Supporter
    AZDuck said:

    Never thought I would see a sex-crazed Grimace espouse Pascal's Wager here.

    CS Lewis for our times.
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