What would you say is the trademark of a Petersen-coached team?
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Strong team chemistry and superior conditioning
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Getting their asses kicked by USC and Alabama.
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Black people acting like white people.
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Abundance of assistants that are closers. Abundance of assistants that are not closers.
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What would you say is the trademark of a Gladstone authored thread? Gaaaay, borderline doogman subject matter? Banal, too sperg-happy of an effort? Punting at the Uruk-Hai 39 on 4th and 1? If Gandalf asked you to sum up Gladstone authored threads in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?
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I'm drunk and watching a documentary on the microbiome. GFY.oregonblitzkrieg said:What would you say is the trademark of a Gladstone authored thread? Gaaaay, borderline doogman subject matter? Banal, too sperg-happy of an effort? Punting at the Uruk-Hai 39 on 4th and 1? If Gandalf asked you to sum up Gladstone authored threads in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?
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oregonblitzkrieg said:
What would you say is the trademark of a Gladstone authored thread? Gaaaay, borderline doogman subject matter? Banal, too sperg-happy of an effort? Punting at the Uruk-Hai 39 on 4th and 1? If Gandalf asked you to sum up Gladstone authored threads in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?
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That was almost funny.oregonblitzkrieg said:What would you say is the trademark of a Gladstone authored thread? Gaaaay, borderline doogman subject matter? Banal, too sperg-happy of an effort? Punting at the Uruk-Hai 39 on 4th and 1? If Gandalf asked you to sum up Gladstone authored threads in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?
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Yikes.oregonblitzkrieg said:What would you say is the trademark of a Gladstone authored thread? Gaaaay, borderline doogman subject matter? Banal, too sperg-happy of an effort? Punting at the Uruk-Hai 39 on 4th and 1? If Gandalf asked you to sum up Gladstone authored threads in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?
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More marriage proposals in front of the whole team and less rape.
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I was tricked by the fact that OBG was using PurpJ's icon, so for the first two sentences I thought it was kinda funny, then when it got to the LoTR fantasy stuff I realized it wasn't PurpJ, and concluded it was no longer funny.Mad_Son said:
That was almost funny.oregonblitzkrieg said:What would you say is the trademark of a Gladstone authored thread? Gaaaay, borderline doogman subject matter? Banal, too sperg-happy of an effort? Punting at the Uruk-Hai 39 on 4th and 1? If Gandalf asked you to sum up Gladstone authored threads in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?
Still, by far, OBG's best effort here to date, but not funny.
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It's aight. I get my chincredible fix under other troll accounts that some of you groupthink spergs wouldn't be caught dead chinning if you knew it was me.Thump said:
I was tricked by the fact that OBG was using PurpJ's icon, so for the first two sentences I thought it was kinda funny, then when it got to the LoTR fantasy stuff I realized it wasn't PurpJ, and concluded it was no longer funny.Mad_Son said:
That was almost funny.oregonblitzkrieg said:What would you say is the trademark of a Gladstone authored thread? Gaaaay, borderline doogman subject matter? Banal, too sperg-happy of an effort? Punting at the Uruk-Hai 39 on 4th and 1? If Gandalf asked you to sum up Gladstone authored threads in a sentence or two, what would your answer be?
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Fundamentals
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Too Short, Didn't ReadTequilla said:Fundamentals
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Player development.
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They charge you $.50 to get cheese with yo pretzel now
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A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.
A power running back.
Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.
A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?
He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.
When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.
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Its easy to take the low road J. Something I expect from a tacoma resident building credit with an EBT cardPurpleJ said:Getting their asses kicked by USC and Alabama.
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Slow down J, dont squirt yet.
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It is Hard
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razzle dazzle trick plays
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Jonathan Smith
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Power Spread offense and training table with salad, appetizer and choice of 3-4 entrees....
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The season is over and Babushka is still our offensive coordinator ...
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"Let's face it. Petersen is not the guy."
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I don't doubt it, but since this is like the 5th time you've called me out personally this year on this please show me what thread that was in. ty!bananasnblondes said:"Let's face it. Petersen is not the guy."
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The same way Sark fooled the media into thinking he's a good coach is the same way Pete has fooled them into thinking he's a geeze aw shucks small town simpleton.
The dude is a stone cold killer that gets his players to push the line consistently. He would be the first to suggest eating the dead weight if stranded on a deserted island. -
That's a good quook...Mosster47 said:A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.
A power running back.
Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.
A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?
He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.
When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.
Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program. -
1-2 to Todd Graham.
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They really are just winning and winning coaches get paid.haie said:
That's a good quook...Mosster47 said:A "yes man" QB. Very little physical ability, almost no arm strength past 35 yards, but very smart and good with timing.
A power running back.
Two really really good offensive lineman mixed in with three turds.
A defense that blatantly commits penalties on every play because they know they won't be called and tries to injure the other team's key offensive players. What's a 15 yard penalty when you take out a guy that's going to put up 175 yards or more on you?
He will be what he has always been. You guys will win games you should, you will lose to any team that is more physical than you regardless of talent gap, and you will never beat truly elite teams. He'a a 75% coach and that's not a bad place to be when you've been a floormat for 25 years.
When Kawasaki is lured away there will be a two or three year meltdown like when Sparty lost Narduzzi.
Reality is Kwatcunski and Pete are using their raises to mass produce cinderblocks for your fans and program.
