Stupid contest
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Also you have to get to Eskisehir first to get the train to Ankara, and I can't see Swaye going through all that bullshit.whlinder said:I keep going back to Turkey in my mind because it checks the box of hookers, drugs and brightly colored birds. And it has a nonstop flight to Istanbul from Dulles, assuming Swaye is lazy and doesn't want to deal with shit like changing planes.
But I can't figure a place to go on a train 5 hours from Istanbul. The coastal cities aren't on trains and Ankara or Konya for 13 days? Don't see it.
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As someone who speaks Turkish Swaye would be foolish to go there without bringing me as his guide.Intersectional_Dawg said:
Also you have to get to Eskisehir first to get the train to Ankara, and I can't see Swaye going through all that bullshit.whlinder said:I keep going back to Turkey in my mind because it checks the box of hookers, drugs and brightly colored birds. And it has a nonstop flight to Istanbul from Dulles, assuming Swaye is lazy and doesn't want to deal with shit like changing planes.
But I can't figure a place to go on a train 5 hours from Istanbul. The coastal cities aren't on trains and Ankara or Konya for 13 days? Don't see it.
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Nice ass.DeepSeaZ said:Am I getting closer
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backthepack said:
Holy fucking aids, i would rather go to Damscus than man city.oregonblitzkrieg said:Manchester Uk
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Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
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You should be quite familiar with that.Swaye said:I am sure it will suck asshole.
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Sydney to Canberra isn't cross country, asshole.Swaye said:Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
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Mad_Son said:
Canberra, Australia
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Sways, enjoy not being the drunkest person in whatever shithole Australian burg you're currently holed up in. I'm sure if you go to the nearest pub there'll be some guy trying to drink the suds out of the gutter under the bar. That being said, hand to heart I salute your perseverance to the cause of getting catastrophically plastered and committing various social indiscretions.
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Damn I wanted to make him a really cool @beelzebub avatar
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What happens in chat stays in chatSwaye said:Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
Pick my avatar. I am sure it will suck asshole.
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"Manifest destiny"Swaye said:Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
Pick my avatar. I am sure it will suck asshole.
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Mad_Son said:
"Manifest destiny"Swaye said:Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
Pick my avatar. I am sure it will suck asshole.
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Yes, this is an avatar suggestionTierbsHsotBoobs said: -
You got to hop a cheap flight over to Uluru to go on a walk about with the natives. Did it last year and seeing the big red rock in person in cooler than you'd think.
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YellowSnow said:
You got to hop a cheap flight over to Uluru to go on a walk about with the natives to gain some perspective.
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Ausie beer is pretty shitty and not much variety. Too low alcohol content and expensive as fuck. Have good friends that live in Sydney that I have visited several times and always give them crap about this.Swaye said:
I had always intended for my fun off season game to devolve into insults and fisticuffs, I just didn't realize it would be so soon.EwaDawg said:TierbsHsotBoobs said:
So we've eliminated Africa.Swaye said:Biggest hint I will give for the next several days. The country I am in HAS been mentioned. So, look back through the thread. It is in here.
Great.AZDuck said:
Jesus you're like an annoying little sister that has to nit-pick every fucking poont. Lighten up, Kanoa.EwaDawg said:
Better tell these motherfuckers that "there's no passenger trains" in Mexico.AZDuck said:
http://traveltips.usatoday.com/tours-train-mexico-16766.html
Those are tourist trains. You don't take them to go anywhere, you take them because you want to get drunk on a train and look at pretty scenery and then pass out in a fancy sleeping car.
You did way too much research. You responded to me. Your statement couldn't have been more wrong. And I am not talking about the grammar.
What part of internet don't you get?
Btw, if I only wanted to point out when poasters were wrong - I would tell Boobs that South Africa was mentioned and still in play.,
Its just the fucking morons, like you and the creep, that don't know what they don't know that get corrected. (And ignored until the next time they post bold faced lies).
HTH
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You should do some lines off the back of a huntsman spider to show how tuff you are.
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Oy oy oy. Most beautiful women in the world Down Under.Swaye said:Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
Pick my avatar. I am sure it will suck asshole.
And, yes, @EwanitpickerDawg , I know Rachel Hunter is from New Zealand. Fuck off.
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And a two-fer on Tuesday.PurpleThrobber said:
Oy oy oy. Most beautiful women in the world Down Under.Swaye said:Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
Pick my avatar. I am sure it will suck asshole.
And, yes, @EwanitpickerDawg , I know Rachel Hunter is from New Zealand. Fuck off.
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I came out here because I had always heard that ANZAC day is a huge party, and it was. Just fucking epic partying going on. I could live in Australia. May not ever come back.
@Passion gets the Jeep, @dnc gets my butt plug collection, and @DerekJohnson gets the trailer, which you should sell to keep the lights on here in the hive. @RaceBannon gets my classic Playboy collection, and @allpurpleallgold gets my skinny white girls with no butts posters. @PurpleBaze gets my flight jacket, and @Dennis_DeYoung gets my bourbon. Split it with @Tequilla. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi can have my binoculars. @backthepack gets my motorcycle - don't kill yourself, become a man. Finally, @tierbshsotboobs can have my computer monitor so he can have 12 of them for the serious trolling nights.
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Mind the Turks, mate.Swaye said:I came out here because I had always heard that ANZAC day is a huge party, and it was. Just fucking epic partying going on. I could live in Australia. May not ever come back.
@Passion gets the Jeep, @dnc gets my butt plug collection, and @DerekJohnson gets the trailer, which you should sell to keep the lights on here in the hive. @RaceBannon gets my classic Playboy collection, and @allpurpleallgold gets my skinny white girls with no butts posters. @PurpleBaze gets my flight jacket, and @Dennis_DeYoung gets my bourbon. Split it with @Tequilla. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi can have my binoculars. @backthepack gets my motorcycle - don't kill yourself, become a man. Finally, @tierbshsotboobs can have my computer monitor so he can have 12 of them for the serious trolling nights.
Everything else, just burn it. -
I didn't forget you. You get the toilet. Run around in The Zone while wearing it. Think of me.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Mind the Turks, mate.Swaye said:I came out here because I had always heard that ANZAC day is a huge party, and it was. Just fucking epic partying going on. I could live in Australia. May not ever come back.
@Passion gets the Jeep, @dnc gets my butt plug collection, and @DerekJohnson gets the trailer, which you should sell to keep the lights on here in the hive. @RaceBannon gets my classic Playboy collection, and @allpurpleallgold gets my skinny white girls with no butts posters. @PurpleBaze gets my flight jacket, and @Dennis_DeYoung gets my bourbon. Split it with @Tequilla. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi can have my binoculars. @backthepack gets my motorcycle - don't kill yourself, become a man. Finally, @tierbshsotboobs can have my computer monitor so he can have 12 of them for the serious trolling nights.
Everything else, just burn it. -
Oh yeah, look at my avatar. FML.
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crispedSwaye said:I came out here because I had always heard that ANZAC day is a huge party, and it was. Just fucking epic partying going on. I could live in Australia. May not ever come back.
@Passion gets the Jeep, @dnc gets my butt plug collection, and @DerekJohnson gets the trailer, which you should sell to keep the lights on here in the hive. @RaceBannon gets my classic Playboy collection, and @allpurpleallgold gets my skinny blond girls with no butts posters. @PurpleBaze gets my flight jacket, and @Dennis_DeYoung gets my bourbon. Split it with @Tequilla. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi can have my binoculars. @backthepack gets my motorcycle - don't kill yourself, become a man. Finally, @tierbshsotboobs can have my computer monitor so he can have 12 of them for the serious trolling nights.
Everything else, just burn it.
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It's cool, I'm used to it.Swaye said:
I didn't forget you. You get the toilet. Run around in The Zone while wearing it. Think of me.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Mind the Turks, mate.Swaye said:I came out here because I had always heard that ANZAC day is a huge party, and it was. Just fucking epic partying going on. I could live in Australia. May not ever come back.
@Passion gets the Jeep, @dnc gets my butt plug collection, and @DerekJohnson gets the trailer, which you should sell to keep the lights on here in the hive. @RaceBannon gets my classic Playboy collection, and @allpurpleallgold gets my skinny white girls with no butts posters. @PurpleBaze gets my flight jacket, and @Dennis_DeYoung gets my bourbon. Split it with @Tequilla. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi can have my binoculars. @backthepack gets my motorcycle - don't kill yourself, become a man. Finally, @tierbshsotboobs can have my computer monitor so he can have 12 of them for the serious trolling nights.
Everything else, just burn it.
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RaceBannon said:
Temecula
Injun hookers at the Pechanga
Thanks Dad!Swaye said:I came out here because I had always heard that ANZAC day is a huge party, and it was. Just fucking epic partying going on. I could live in Australia. May not ever come back.
@Passion gets the Jeep, @dnc gets my butt plug collection, and @DerekJohnson gets the trailer, which you should sell to keep the lights on here in the hive. @RaceBannon gets my classic Playboy collection, and @allpurpleallgold gets my skinny white girls with no butts posters. @PurpleBaze gets my flight jacket, and @Dennis_DeYoung gets my bourbon. Split it with @Tequilla. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi can have my binoculars. @backthepack gets my motorcycle - don't kill yourself, become a man. Finally, @tierbshsotboobs can have my computer monitor so he can have 12 of them for the serious trolling nights.
Everything else, just burn it. -
Hey, fuck you buddy.Swaye said:I came out here because I had always heard that ANZAC day is a huge party, and it was. Just fucking epic partying going on. I could live in Australia. May not ever come back.
@Passion gets the Jeep, @dnc gets my butt plug collection, and @DerekJohnson gets the trailer, which you should sell to keep the lights on here in the hive. @RaceBannon gets my classic Playboy collection, and @allpurpleallgold gets my skinny white girls with no butts posters. @PurpleBaze gets my flight jacket, and @Dennis_DeYoung gets my bourbon. Split it with @Tequilla. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi can have my binoculars. @backthepack gets my motorcycle - don't kill yourself, become a man. Finally, @tierbshsotboobs can have my computer monitor so he can have 12 of them for the serious trolling nights.
Everything else, just burn it.
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