Stupid contest
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Lucky for you, but I've found from experience that the German backpackers/expats are into some pretty kinky shit. Must be from hating their granddads and all.Swaye said:
Nah, seem to like the red man fine actually. Motorhead t-shirts are a big hit. These girls get shitty over here. I mean crawl out of the pub on you rlips smashed. This always helps me. Girls with impaired judgement that is. Canberra sort of sucks...bunch of govvie types. Gotta get back to Sydney. I'll risk the Sven WTF and say I met a skinny German bartender the first night I was in town, and while I didn't knock the back out of it, judging by her recent texts I will be as soon as I get back.backthepack said:
My avatar can help you wrap up! Do they not like the redmen down undaa? Too indigenousy for the hot blond sluts?Swaye said:p.s. I'd probaby fuck that koala right now.
Sidenote - I am pretty sure Kangaroos are the Devil's tools. -
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backthepack said:Swaye said:
Nah, seem to like the red man fine actually. Motorhead t-shirts are a big hit. These girls get shitty over here. I mean crawl out of the pub on you rlips smashed. This always helps me. Girls with impaired judgement that is. Canberra sort of sucks...bunch of govvie types. Gotta get back to Sydney. I'll risk the Sven WTF and say I met a skinny German bartender the first night I was in town, and while I didn't knock the back out of it, judging by her recent texts I will be as soon as I get back.backthepack said:
My avatar can help you wrap up! Do they not like the redmen down undaa? Too indigenousy for the hot blond sluts?Swaye said:p.s. I'd probaby fuck that koala right now.
Sidenote - I am pretty sure Kangaroos are the Devil's tools.
Canguro's? They are basically massive rat deers lol. What they do?Swaye said:
Nah, seem to like the red man fine actually. Motorhead t-shirts are a big hit. These girls get shitty over here. I mean crawl out of the pub on you rlips smashed. This always helps me. Girls with impaired judgement that is. Canberra sort of sucks...bunch of govvie types. Gotta get back to Sydney. I'll risk the Sven WTF and say I met a skinny German bartender the first night I was in town, and while I didn't knock the back out of it, judging by her recent texts I will be as soon as I get back.backthepack said:
My avatar can help you wrap up! Do they not like the redmen down undaa? Too indigenousy for the hot blond sluts?Swaye said:p.s. I'd probaby fuck that koala right now.
Sidenote - I am pretty sure Kangaroos are the Devil's tools.
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Those binoculars will be used for some serious TBS work. Thank you, sir!Swaye said:I came out here because I had always heard that ANZAC day is a huge party, and it was. Just fucking epic partying going on. I could live in Australia. May not ever come back.
@Passion gets the Jeep, @dnc gets my butt plug collection, and @DerekJohnson gets the trailer, which you should sell to keep the lights on here in the hive. @RaceBannon gets my classic Playboy collection, and @allpurpleallgold gets my skinny white girls with no butts posters. @PurpleBaze gets my flight jacket, and @Dennis_DeYoung gets my bourbon. Split it with @Tequilla. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi can have my binoculars. @backthepack gets my motorcycle - don't kill yourself, become a man. Finally, @tierbshsotboobs can have my computer monitor so he can have 12 of them for the serious trolling nights.
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He said the beer was worse than expected and that he saw a fancy bird. Pretty dead giveaways.BearsWiin said:
Yeah, a 5-hour train trip in Australia isn't cross country, it's to visit your neighbor. It's a fucking continent. Bad, misleading clue. Fuck off. Die in a eucalyptus wildfire surrounded by screaming koalas.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Sydney to Canberra isn't cross country, asshole.Swaye said:Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
Pick my avatar. I am sure it will suck asshole.
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Train ride mind fucked me. I thought no one took trains between cities in Australia; domestic air travel there is easy as pie- i.e., security if a breeze and you just show at the airport 45 mins before departure and it's all good. And while Sydney is perhaps my favorite city in the world - my wife would have us live there in heartbeat - I would never think of the capital city as being a place to go check out and party in.Mad_Son said:
He said the beer was worse than expected and that he saw a fancy bird. Pretty dead giveaways.BearsWiin said:
Yeah, a 5-hour train trip in Australia isn't cross country, it's to visit your neighbor. It's a fucking continent. Bad, misleading clue. Fuck off. Die in a eucalyptus wildfire surrounded by screaming koalas.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Sydney to Canberra isn't cross country, asshole.Swaye said:Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
Pick my avatar. I am sure it will suck asshole.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0cAx1jLbJk -
It really doesn't matter who wins - all that m
So I can go take the Spirit Fingers Wombat Massacre Marsupial Guernica shed drawing, with the cover sheet ?Swaye said:I came out here because I had always heard that ANZAC day is a huge party, and it was. Just fucking epic partying going on. I could live in Australia. May not ever come back.
@Passion gets the Jeep, @dnc gets my butt plug collection, and @DerekJohnson gets the trailer, which you should sell to keep the lights on here in the hive. @RaceBannon gets my classic Playboy collection, and @allpurpleallgold gets my skinny white girls with no butts posters. @PurpleBaze gets my flight jacket, and @Dennis_DeYoung gets my bourbon. Split it with @Tequilla. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi can have my binoculars. @backthepack gets my motorcycle - don't kill yourself, become a man. Finally, @tierbshsotboobs can have my computer monitor so he can have 12 of them for the serious trolling nights.
Everything else, just burn it.
Everything else is crap that's value will decrease...
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BRB, JOoregonblitzkrieg said:GrundleStiltzkin said:
It's cool, I'm used to it.Swaye said:
I didn't forget you. You get the toilet. Run around in The Zone while wearing it. Think of me.GrundleStiltzkin said:
Mind the Turks, mate.Swaye said:I came out here because I had always heard that ANZAC day is a huge party, and it was. Just fucking epic partying going on. I could live in Australia. May not ever come back.
@Passion gets the Jeep, @dnc gets my butt plug collection, and @DerekJohnson gets the trailer, which you should sell to keep the lights on here in the hive. @RaceBannon gets my classic Playboy collection, and @allpurpleallgold gets my skinny white girls with no butts posters. @PurpleBaze gets my flight jacket, and @Dennis_DeYoung gets my bourbon. Split it with @Tequilla. @CokeGreaterThanPepsi can have my binoculars. @backthepack gets my motorcycle - don't kill yourself, become a man. Finally, @tierbshsotboobs can have my computer monitor so he can have 12 of them for the serious trolling nights.
Everything else, just burn it.
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Liar. Unless "Canberra" is code for Taholah, I ain't buyin' it. If I see you down there this weekend I'm telling everyone.Swaye said:Well, we have a winner. I have no fucking idea how he guessed it. But @Mad_Son wins. I am in Canberra, Australia. Was in Sydney first, and heading back to Sydney soon. Mother fucker. I thought this fun would go on for awhile longer. Did you cheat? Did @DerekJohnson give you inside info? WTF? How on Earth did you guess Canberra?
Pick my avatar. I am sure it will suck asshole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRddLDynsCs
