I made this trick basketball shot in PE at Franklin in the mid 90s. It was interesting because there were usually maybe two white people in PE classes. I guess all the drama geeks got a waiver for the requirement or something. Franklin was really good then (won state twice and I believe 5 or 6 times through Venoyance's and Siva's daze). A lot of the brothas were impressed. I think maybe two were on varsity. Not bad for at skinny (at that time) probably 5-7 to 5-9 white boy from Queen Anne.
Once worked a really strong opponent into a double arm bar, turned him over and sat through on it, stacking him up so tightly he started growling like Brian Johnson of AC/DC, before the ref blew the whistle and smacked the mat for the pin. Fellow mat fags know the satisfaction of humiliating a very strong, very showy, but very douchey guy with weak technique.
Was at a pool party this one time... and despite not having any formal training and little swimming experience, I won a swim race against 3 people who were on the varsity swim team. It helps to be lean, have naturally large shoulders, and no ass...but I'm pretty sure I only won because I was racing against girls.
Fucked the same chick 107 times my sophomore year of HS. She kept a tally sheet on one of her Pee Chees.
Puked and rallied on my 21er. Got laid that night by some rando skank. Not sure if I brushed my teeth after puking or just rinsed with beer. Pretty proud of this accomplishment.
Was at a pool party this one time... and despite not having any formal training and little swimming experience, I won a swim race against 3 people who were on the varsity swim team. It helps to be lean, have naturally large shoulders, and no ass...but I'm pretty sure I only won because I was racing against girls.
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Inner city, not the podunk town in Whitman County.
And not the pansy ToWro/Ed Haskins AAU days. The Al Hairston we gonna kick yo ass days.
Won by 87 points.
So I didn't touch the ball with my bat or my hands
Dunked a volleyball.
Fucked the same chick 107 times my sophomore year of HS. She kept a tally sheet on one of her Pee Chees.
Puked and rallied on my 21er. Got laid that night by some rando skank. Not sure if I brushed my teeth after puking or just rinsed with beer. Pretty proud of this accomplishment.