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Your most average, mediocre, middle-of-the-road type of moment in athletic competition?

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  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696

    I had 22 tackles in a game that we lost 3-6.

    Holy shit, this whole time Pitchfork was BBK!
  • dtd
    dtd Member Posts: 5,615 Standard Supporter
    I got a bullseye during archery time in 6th grade outdoor school but they forgot to add my name to the list of people who were supposed to get a reward. But I know, I know.
  • BleachedAnusDawg
    BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,740 Standard Supporter
    As a (white) 17 year old HS senior who was 5'10" and 135 lbs, I could jump and hang from the rim with two hands. One-handed I could dunk a mini-ball. I guess that's not really in an athletic competition, though.

    Most recent feat was adding a dodge ball league championship to my wall. Caught a heater from the guy who was our HS Qb back in the day to get him out and spur us on to victory.
  • 1to392831weretaken
    1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696
    Went down to Portland to watch the Crapple Cup and Shriveldick War with a buddy who went to grad school at UO. Stopped by John's--a sweet beer store--beforehand to stock up. I ended up with a 3-liter of Double Bastard. Went out to play 3-on-3 street ball at halftime of the AC. Brought our beers out with us. I started the game right in that sweet spot of drunk where you're still somewhat coordinated but irrationally confident. And I just couldn't miss. I even threw a shot over my shoulder from the top of the key while being hard-fouled by a friend I had beaten off the dribble (no IMA zone in this game), and it banked in. We played from halftime of the AC to halftime of the CW, switching teams between games, and my team dominated every game. All this while completely finishing 3 liters of 11% barleywine and shooting something like 80% and dribbling circles around everybody.

    I've tried duplicating this feat at least a dozen times, but it always ends up looking like this:


    I had thought I'd discovered the magic solution to being instantly good at basketball (being stupid drunk), but apparently it only works once. A truly scientific study would require a larger control group, though, so I suggest you guys all go out and try it.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,942
    35 points in an IM game.


    IM Flag football MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP!
  • chuck
    chuck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,808 Swaye's Wigwam

    35 points in an IM game.


    IM Flag football MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP MVP!

    We would have shut your ass down. Ya'll didn't want to see the squad.
  • alumni94
    alumni94 Member Posts: 4,878
    Some guys in High School started a mild tackle football session with some girls. I think they felt it would be a good opportunity to flirt. Anyway, I ran the ball up the middle and a girl lit me up. Hit me on the hip right when I was planting and I went down fast. 2nd biggest hit I ever received, in football.