Scored a Gordie Howe hat trick in an adult no check rec league. This clown was talking mad shit the whole game, and after he snowed our goalie I'd had enough of his crap. He was battling on the boards for the puck and I laid his ass out from behind. He got up, threw his stick at me, dropped his gloves, and we danced. Got kicked out of the league but it was well worth it
Knocked three first basemen out of beer league softball games, wrist, knee and sternum. Sternum guy required medical attention because he thought the line drive I hit off his chest induced a heart attack
Being first or second loser in my age group a couple of times in 5K Turkey Trots. They give medals and gift certs!
In a stupid corporate team building "Olympics" we had a paper airplane competition, where the one which traveled the furthest won. I took my paper and crumbled it into a ball and threw it further than everyone else's airplane. I was disqualified.
In a country club golf tourney playoff, teeing off and massively hooking the ball to the left, across a road, hitting a fence, having the ball ricochet off the fence and back to the road where it kicked off the road and back in play on the course.
playing in the Under 13 Provincial Soccer championship game and during warm-up while I doing a practice shot on goal, the team joker pulled the ball back so that I kicked through the air like Charlie Brown and Lucy...blew my fucking knee out somehow...never made the rep team again in my life.
I got put in at linebacker in the 9th grade and of course they ran their 23 year old fullback right at me. I grabbed him and fell backwards forcing him to fall on me.
I got pulled immediately and noticed the coaches were laughing at me.
playing in the Under 13 Provincial Soccer championship game and during warm-up while I doing a practice shot on goal, the team joker pulled the ball back so that I kicked through the air like Charlie Brown and Lucy...blew my fucking knee out somehow...never made the rep team again in my life.
As a scout team player in high school I lined up as a DE. QB ran the option and I hit the QB right as he pitched it. He looked at me and asked who the fuck hit him so hard. That was the highlight of my high school football career.
In a country club golf tourney playoff, teeing off and massively hooking the ball to the left, across a road, hitting a fence, having the ball ricochet off the fence and back to the road where it kicked off the road and back in play on the course.
At a company golf tourney - not the serious kind with the guys who can actually golf, but the one "for the people", where the secretaries, staff and everyone else plays - I won the 'closest to the pin' competition. However, this only happened because the hole was straight and dog legged hard left, making it a perfect L from the tee and thus my incurable slice (I swing left handed) was good for something ... for a change.
Was on a buddy golf trip and had an absolutely shitty round going after 15 holes ...
16th hole (Par 5): hit a half wedge to within about 8 feet for a birdie 17th hole (Par 3): left about a 30 foot birdie putt about a ball short dead center of the cup for a tap in par 18th hole (Par 4): tee shot dead center of the fairway with 2nd shot to about 6 inches for a tap in birdie
It's what makes golf so maddening ... when things go really good it looks so easy ... most of the time it's what the hell is going on???
Was on a buddy golf trip and had an absolutely shitty round going after 15 holes ...
16th hole (Par 5): hit a half wedge to within about 8 feet for a birdie 17th hole (Par 3): left about a 30 foot birdie putt about a ball short dead center of the cup for a tap in par 18th hole (Par 4): tee shot dead center of the fairway with 2nd shot to about 6 inches for a tap in birdie
It's what makes golf so maddening ... when things go really good it looks so easy ... most of the time it's what the hell is going on???
that one time golfing with buddies is not competing dude.
Was on a buddy golf trip and had an absolutely shitty round going after 15 holes ...
16th hole (Par 5): hit a half wedge to within about 8 feet for a birdie 17th hole (Par 3): left about a 30 foot birdie putt about a ball short dead center of the cup for a tap in par 18th hole (Par 4): tee shot dead center of the fairway with 2nd shot to about 6 inches for a tap in birdie
It's what makes golf so maddening ... when things go really good it looks so easy ... most of the time it's what the hell is going on???
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In a stupid corporate team building "Olympics" we had a paper airplane competition, where the one which traveled the furthest won. I took my paper and crumbled it into a ball and threw it further than everyone else's airplane. I was disqualified.
In a country club golf tourney playoff, teeing off and massively hooking the ball to the left, across a road, hitting a fence, having the ball ricochet off the fence and back to the road where it kicked off the road and back in play on the course.
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Eagle?
16th hole (Par 5): hit a half wedge to within about 8 feet for a birdie
17th hole (Par 3): left about a 30 foot birdie putt about a ball short dead center of the cup for a tap in par
18th hole (Par 4): tee shot dead center of the fairway with 2nd shot to about 6 inches for a tap in birdie
It's what makes golf so maddening ... when things go really good it looks so easy ... most of the time it's what the hell is going on???