Your most average, mediocre, middle-of-the-road type of moment in athletic competition?

I'll start.
In a HS football game, I sat on the bench until the final minute. We were up by 14 and the other team was doing an onside kick, so the hands team was on the field. They kicked the ball in my direction, but it went over my head and out of bounds. We then kneeled once to run out the clock and win. I felt accomplished.
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I once shot a 99 at Tall Chief
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I was a 3 year starter on my varsity soccer team then skipped my senior year to take calc and programming courses through running start.
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I won an award for best athlete at a family reunion.
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I was once two squares from winning a bingo tournament at an old folks home.
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I once stripped a QB of the ball in his own end zone, then fell on it for a TD, in the 6th grade noon-league football championship
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I shot a 79 at FosterDerekJohnson said:I once shot a 99 at Tall Chief
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i played on a team that won hoopfest.
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What about the back nine?RaceBannon said:
I shot a 79 at FosterDerekJohnson said:I once shot a 99 at Tall Chief
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I was backup QB and played WR on my HS football team this year!
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I was one of the seven players required to bring Johnny Kirton down (RIP). Draw on 4th and 9, he only gained 8. Carried me the entire way down. I am king gg.
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I sprained my ankle taking off my clothes after coming home from the bar
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Won most inspiring athlete award 6th grade.
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PE teacher in high school invented his own gym game which was a hybrid of soccer, basketball, and handball, played with a volleyball. I dunked on some wiener kid with a volleyball and was the only time in my life that I dunked on someone. Closest I ever got to dunking in a HS hoops game was in warm ups and even then I would get rejected by the rim every so often. 6'6" white men that can't jump disease.
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One year I led my little league team in hit by pitches.
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You sound old and richYellowSnow said:PE teacher in high school invented his own gym game which was a hybrid of soccer, basketball, and handball, played with a volleyball. I dunked on some wiener kid with a volleyball and was the only time in my life that I dunked on someone. Closest I ever got to dunking in a HS hoops game was in warm ups and even then I would get rejected by the rim every so often. 6'6" white men that can't jump disease.
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I was 3rd string QB on my JV football team.
Got into the game in the 4th qtr to run out the clock. Coach called a QB option. After I pitched it to the tailback for a 2 yrd gain on 1st and 10, the DE planted his helmet on my chin and knocked me on my ass so hard I almost shat myself.
15 yrd. unnecessary roughness on the Defense.
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I played softball for about 18 years after college with my buddies. I hit 2 homeruns. One was a dead ball out. #4toolplayer.
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Need to confirm that it was actually a DE.BennyBeaver said:I was 3rd string QB on my JV football team.
Got into the game in the 4th qtr to run out the clock. Coach called a QB option. After I pitched it to the tailback for a 2 yrd gain on 1st and 10, the DE planted his helmet on my chin and knocked me on my ass so hard I almost shat myself.
15 yrd. unnecessary roughness on the Defense.
First down motherfuckers!
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I got caught in a girl's room in high school and ran a 4.5 to get away from her dads.
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I got put in at linebacker in the 9th grade and of course they ran their 23 year old fullback right at me. I grabbed him and fell backwards forcing him to fall on me.
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Best tackle of my high school football career. Perfect form. Almost killed the guy. Our entire defense stopped thinking the play was over. Apparently it was an option because the guy I hit didn't have the ball. Ball carrier ran for a 40 year gain.
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I solo tackled Dustin Staley (played for BYU) in high school on a kickoff. Grabbed him by the facemask and it wasn't called.
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In middle school football I was the mvp of the 5th quarter.
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I hit a home run off of this future MLB player in Little League. I really wanted him to have a longer career.
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Why were you playing sports at a family reunion and not trying to get laid?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I won an award for best athlete at a family reunion.
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Why do you hate abundance?Fenderbender123 said:
Why were you playing sports at a family reunion and not trying to get laid?CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:I won an award for best athlete at a family reunion.
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I went .500 in Pickem one week last year
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I've tied lots of football games and even a few fake football ones.
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Minature golf, into alligator's mouth, out the tail, rimmed the cup - almost a hole in one