Your most average, mediocre, middle-of-the-road type of moment in athletic competition?

MariotaTheGawd

I fouled Kevin Love once in 7th grade

Bad_MotherDucker

Scored a Gordie Howe hat trick in an adult no check rec league. This clown was talking mad shit the whole game, and after he snowed our goalie I'd had enough of his crap. He was battling on the boards for the puck and I laid his ass out from behind. He got up, threw his stick at me, dropped his gloves, and we danced. Got kicked out of the league but it was well worth it

RoadDawg55

I crossed over Spencer Hawes and shook him outta his shoes before blowing the lay up.

BearsWiin

Knocked three first basemen out of beer league softball games, wrist, knee and sternum. Sternum guy required medical attention because he thought the line drive I hit off his chest induced a heart attack

whlinder

Being first or second loser in my age group a couple of times in 5K Turkey Trots. They give medals and gift certs!

In a stupid corporate team building "Olympics" we had a paper airplane competition, where the one which traveled the furthest won. I took my paper and crumbled it into a ball and threw it further than everyone else's airplane. I was disqualified.

In a country club golf tourney playoff, teeing off and massively hooking the ball to the left, across a road, hitting a fence, having the ball ricochet off the fence and back to the road where it kicked off the road and back in play on the course.

Meek

playing in the Under 13 Provincial Soccer championship game and during warm-up while I doing a practice shot on goal, the team joker pulled the ball back so that I kicked through the air like Charlie Brown and Lucy...blew my fucking knee out somehow...never made the rep team again in my life.

HHBruh

RaceBannon said:

I got put in at linebacker in the 9th grade and of course they ran their 23 year old fullback right at me. I grabbed him and fell backwards forcing him to fall on me.

I got pulled immediately and noticed the coaches were laughing at me.

BBK??

dannarc

Meek said:

playing in the Under 13 Provincial Soccer championship game and during warm-up while I doing a practice shot on goal, the team joker pulled the ball back so that I kicked through the air like Charlie Brown and Lucy...blew my fucking knee out somehow...never made the rep team again in my life.

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HHBruh

I hit a pitch off Kevin Appier. Auburn Supermall. Sports Authority. Batting cage. Solid double.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

As a scout team player in high school I lined up as a DE. QB ran the option and I hit the QB right as he pitched it. He looked at me and asked who the fuck hit him so hard. That was the highlight of my high school football career.