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2 million dollars, but you can never wipe your ass again.

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  • TommySQC
    TommySQC Member Posts: 5,813
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    No Deal

    A bear and a rabbit were taking a crap side-by-side in the woods.
    The bear asked, "Do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?
    "No", the rabbit answered.
    So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

    If the shit doesn't stick to the rabbit's fur, how does the bear's ass get clean?
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,782 Standard Supporter

    I inform a senile, incontinent acquaintance at a nursing home about the deal. I then proceed to create a Hardcore Husky troll account for him and have him take the money. Then I pocket my share of the cash because my friend and I signed a legal document prior to hoodwinking you, agreeing to split the money. He then upgrades his living quarters and can now afford to pay for hookers and blow, while I am a million dollars richer and you are none the wiser.

    Genius.

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