Whomever wins this thread will wind up contractually bound to cleaning @Fenderbender123's ass for life, having missed a consent warning somewhere in the contest rules.
Since I pretty much have a one dump a day routine, this is easy. I only need to pay for a home health aide to swing by in the morning. I don't want to press my wipe wife into service that early in the morning and being 2MM richer I can afford a professional.
This has me wondering, are some of you randomly dumping multiple times a day, no routine, no schedule?
A bear and a rabbit were taking a crap side-by-side in the woods. The bear asked, "Do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur? "No", the rabbit answered. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
A bear and a rabbit were taking a crap side-by-side in the woods. The bear asked, "Do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur? "No", the rabbit answered. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
A bear and a rabbit were taking a crap side-by-side in the woods. The bear asked, "Do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur? "No", the rabbit answered. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
If the shit doesn't stick to the rabbit's fur, how does the bear's ass get clean?
A bear and a rabbit were taking a crap side-by-side in the woods. The bear asked, "Do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur? "No", the rabbit answered. So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
If the shit doesn't stick to the rabbit's fur, how does the bear's ass get clean?
I inform a senile, incontinent acquaintance at a nursing home about the deal. I then proceed to create a Hardcore Husky troll account for him and have him take the money. Then I pocket my share of the cash because my friend and I signed a legal document prior to hoodwinking you, agreeing to split the money. He then upgrades his living quarters and can now afford to pay for hookers and blow, while I am a million dollars richer and you are none the wiser.
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Really?? On the day Copper died????
TOO SOON
Worth it.
This has me wondering, are some of you randomly dumping multiple times a day, no routine, no schedule?
That's no way to live.
You sound poor.
The bear asked, "Do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?
"No", the rabbit answered.
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.