Okay, fine...A dog can lick your ass clean. But I have a question...what do you tell your friends, family, girlfriend, etc when they ask why you always bring the dog into the bathroom when you go poopy?
Okay, fine...A dog can lick your ass clean. But I have a question...what do you tell your friends, family, girlfriend, etc when they ask why you always bring the dog into the bathroom when you go poopy?
Okay, fine...A dog can lick your ass clean. But I have a question...what do you tell your friends, family, girlfriend, etc when they ask why you always bring the dog into the bathroom when you go poopy?
Fuck that. There are few things as annoying as walking around with monkey butt all day.
I take about a half a roll of paper towels when I go fishing and hunting in case I have to take a shit in the woods. I want my ass cleaned up and am willing to use industrial grade wipe to get it done fast and with no chance of poke-through.
If you have monkey butt, you're thinking about your itchy asshole all day instead of killing steelhead or elk.
Fuck that. There are few things as annoying as walking around with monkey butt all day.
I take about a half a roll of paper towels when I go fishing and hunting in case I have to take a shit in the woods. I want my ass cleaned up and am willing to use industrial grade wipe to get it done fast and with no chance of poke-through.
If you have monkey butt, you're thinking about your itchy asshole all day instead of killing steelhead or elk.
Can I take the cash and just jump in the shower and change the setting on the shower head to the one with that sprays from the middle with high-pressure to wash my butt Hole?
Can I take the cash and just jump in the shower and change the setting on the shower head to the one with that sprays from the middle with high-pressure to wash my butt Hole?
I'll even air dry.
Yes. You can do this. However, you will still have shit on your ass. The shower will not remove it unless somebody else is holding the wand.
Can I take the cash and just jump in the shower and change the setting on the shower head to the one with that sprays from the middle with high-pressure to wash my butt Hole?
I'll even air dry.
Yes. You can do this. However, you will still have shit on your ass. The shower will not remove it unless somebody else is holding the wand.
for sure not worth it. No way that works unless you are paying someone to wipe you which isn't cheap and immediately starts dwindling the $1M you have after taxes. Or is this under the under the table duffle bag shit?
The only way you can have that area get cleaned is if somebody else does it for you.
I like the creative, outside-the-box thinking. Especially the idea about hiring a dog to lick your ass. But these are clear violations of the rules. The wiping of the ass must be performed by another human.
It's a bullshit question in direct violation of the "would you rather" playbook ...
The simple solution is to take the $2M and immediately take a shower afterwards using the shower to do the balance of the cleaning with remaining "wiping" through traditional shower cleaning ...
The only way you can have that area get cleaned is if somebody else does it for you.
I like the creative, outside-the-box thinking. Especially the idea about hiring a dog to lick your ass. But these are clear violations of the rules. The wiping of the ass must be performed by another human.
It's a bullshit question in direct violation of the "would you rather" playbook ...
The simple solution is to take the $2M and immediately take a shower afterwards using the shower to do the balance of the cleaning with remaining "wiping" through traditional shower cleaning ...
As is it is a simple no
Just make sure you don't shit in a restroom when you're on a date or at a business meeting and away from your shower.
I inform a senile, incontinent acquaintance at a nursing home about the deal. I then proceed to create a Hardcore Husky troll account for him and have him take the money. Then I pocket my share of the cash because my friend and I signed a legal document prior to hoodwinking you, agreeing to split the money. He then upgrades his living quarters and can now afford to pay for hookers and blow, while I am a million dollars richer and you are none the wiser.
Can I take the cash and just jump in the shower and change the setting on the shower head to the one with that sprays from the middle with high-pressure to wash my butt Hole?
I'll even air dry.
Yes. You can do this. However, you will still have shit on your ass. The shower will not remove it unless somebody else is holding the wand.
You are just making up rules at this point you asshole.
At this rate no one will take the 2mil and it's not a good discussion if we aren't divided.
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... but only if we combine these two threads.
I take about a half a roll of paper towels when I go fishing and hunting in case I have to take a shit in the woods. I want my ass cleaned up and am willing to use industrial grade wipe to get it done fast and with no chance of poke-through.
If you have monkey butt, you're thinking about your itchy asshole all day instead of killing steelhead or elk.
I'll even air dry.
The simple solution is to take the $2M and immediately take a shower afterwards using the shower to do the balance of the cleaning with remaining "wiping" through traditional shower cleaning ...
As is it is a simple no
At this rate no one will take the 2mil and it's not a good discussion if we aren't divided.
My body is so efficient it absorbs every bit of food I eat.
Just kidding...