2 million dollars, but you can never wipe your ass again.
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No Deal
If the shit doesn't stick to the rabbit's fur, how does the bear's ass get clean?HanseeHall78 said:A bear and a rabbit were taking a crap side-by-side in the woods.
The bear asked, "Do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?
"No", the rabbit answered.
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit. -
Dealwipe?
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No DealBennyBeaver said:
If the shit doesn't stick to the rabbit's fur, how does the bear's ass get clean?HanseeHall78 said:A bear and a rabbit were taking a crap side-by-side in the woods.
The bear asked, "Do you have a problem with crap sticking to your fur?
"No", the rabbit answered.
So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.
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Genius.oregonblitzkrieg said:I inform a senile, incontinent acquaintance at a nursing home about the deal. I then proceed to create a Hardcore Husky troll account for him and have him take the money. Then I pocket my share of the cash because my friend and I signed a legal document prior to hoodwinking you, agreeing to split the money. He then upgrades his living quarters and can now afford to pay for hookers and blow, while I am a million dollars richer and you are none the wiser.


