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2 million dollars, but you can never wipe your ass again.

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  • AlCzervik
    AlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774
  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    Deal
    Okay, fine...A dog can lick your ass clean. But I have a question...what do you tell your friends, family, girlfriend, etc when they ask why you always bring the dog into the bathroom when you go poopy?
  • BennyBeaver
    BennyBeaver Member Posts: 13,346
    edited February 2017
    No Deal
    dflea said:

    Fuck that. There are few things as annoying as walking around with monkey butt all day.

    I take about a half a roll of paper towels when I go fishing and hunting in case I have to take a shit in the woods. I want my ass cleaned up and am willing to use industrial grade wipe to get it done fast and with no chance of poke-through.

    If you have monkey butt, you're thinking about your itchy asshole all day instead of killing steelhead or elk.

    This poast passes the smell test.
  • CheersWestDawg
    CheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,480 Swaye's Wigwam
    edited February 2017
    Can I take the cash and just jump in the shower and change the setting on the shower head to the one with that sprays from the middle with high-pressure to wash my butt Hole?

    I'll even air dry.
  • Fenderbender123
    Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989
    Deal

    Can I take the cash and just jump in the shower and change the setting on the shower head to the one with that sprays from the middle with high-pressure to wash my butt Hole?

    I'll even air dry.

    Yes. You can do this. However, you will still have shit on your ass. The shower will not remove it unless somebody else is holding the wand.
  • CheersWestDawg
    CheersWestDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,480 Swaye's Wigwam

    Can I take the cash and just jump in the shower and change the setting on the shower head to the one with that sprays from the middle with high-pressure to wash my butt Hole?

    I'll even air dry.

    Yes. You can do this. However, you will still have shit on your ass. The shower will not remove it unless somebody else is holding the wand.
    You'd be surprised at how limber I am.
  • gmo
    gmo Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,916 Founders Club
    No Deal
    for sure not worth it. No way that works unless you are paying someone to wipe you which isn't cheap and immediately starts dwindling the $1M you have after taxes. Or is this under the under the table duffle bag shit?