2 million dollars, but you can never wipe your ass again.
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DealOkay, fine...A dog can lick your ass clean. But I have a question...what do you tell your friends, family, girlfriend, etc when they ask why you always bring the dog into the bathroom when you go poopy?
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Don't let the dog lick your face.Fenderbender123 said:Okay, fine...A dog can lick your ass clean. But I have a question...what do you tell your friends, family, girlfriend, etc when they ask why you always bring the dog into the bathroom when you go poopy?
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It's a service animal.Fenderbender123 said:Okay, fine...A dog can lick your ass clean. But I have a question...what do you tell your friends, family, girlfriend, etc when they ask why you always bring the dog into the bathroom when you go poopy?
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No DealFuck that. There are few things as annoying as walking around with monkey butt all day.
I take about a half a roll of paper towels when I go fishing and hunting in case I have to take a shit in the woods. I want my ass cleaned up and am willing to use industrial grade wipe to get it done fast and with no chance of poke-through.
If you have monkey butt, you're thinking about your itchy asshole all day instead of killing steelhead or elk. -
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This poast passes the smell test.dflea said:Fuck that. There are few things as annoying as walking around with monkey butt all day.
I take about a half a roll of paper towels when I go fishing and hunting in case I have to take a shit in the woods. I want my ass cleaned up and am willing to use industrial grade wipe to get it done fast and with no chance of poke-through.
If you have monkey butt, you're thinking about your itchy asshole all day instead of killing steelhead or elk. -
Can I take the cash and just jump in the shower and change the setting on the shower head to the one with that sprays from the middle with high-pressure to wash my butt Hole?
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Yes. You can do this. However, you will still have shit on your ass. The shower will not remove it unless somebody else is holding the wand.CheersWestDawg said:Can I take the cash and just jump in the shower and change the setting on the shower head to the one with that sprays from the middle with high-pressure to wash my butt Hole?
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You'd be surprised at how limber I am.Fenderbender123 said:
Yes. You can do this. However, you will still have shit on your ass. The shower will not remove it unless somebody else is holding the wand.CheersWestDawg said:Can I take the cash and just jump in the shower and change the setting on the shower head to the one with that sprays from the middle with high-pressure to wash my butt Hole?
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No Dealfor sure not worth it. No way that works unless you are paying someone to wipe you which isn't cheap and immediately starts dwindling the $1M you have after taxes. Or is this under the under the table duffle bag shit?
