2 million dollars, but you can never wipe your ass again.
So, what do you think? Is it worth it?
2 million dollars, but you can never wipe your ass again. 34 votes
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No DealThis thread is worth $10.95 alone.
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Is this thread about taint licking?
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Free pub!!!11
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DealI'll tell you what I'd do. I'd take the money. Then, I'd incorporate a diet that made it so that my shit would actually slick my butthole clean, requiring no wiping whatsoever. You know what I'm talking about...those times when you wipe and then you take a look at the toilet paper to see how much you got, and there's nothing there.
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simple solution bring extra pair of underwear
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No DealHoly shit the people on this board are poorer than I realized.
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DealHere is my designated wiper
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Dealthud
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No Dealdisagree
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DealA dog wiping a person's ass? Come on. Let's try to maintain a serious discussion.
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No Deal
This is a serious taint licking discussion.Fenderbender123 said:A dog wiping a person's ass? Come on. Let's try to maintain a serious discussion.
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No DealFenderbender123 said:
A dog
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DealTake the 2 mil and buy a bidet.
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DealBennyBeaver said:
A dog
wipinglicking a person's ass?PurpleJ said:Take the 2 mil and buy a bidet.
I like the creative, outside-the-box thinking. Especially the idea about hiring a dog to lick your ass. But these are clear violations of the rules. The wiping of the ass must be performed by another human.Fenderbender123 said:The only way you can have that area get cleaned is if somebody else does it for you.
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DealBidets don't wipe your ass. They clean it by spraying water. My case holds up in court.
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I'd argue that a dog could be defined as "somebody" but a bidet cannot. I win.Fenderbender123 said:BennyBeaver said:A dog
wipinglicking a person's ass?PurpleJ said:Take the 2 mil and buy a bidet.
I like the creative, outside-the-box thinking. Especially the idea about hiring a dog to lick your ass. But these are clear violations of the rules. The wiping of the ass must be performed by another human.Fenderbender123 said:The only way you can have that area get cleaned is if somebody else does it for you.
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DealObligatory.
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No Dealdog ass licking > bidet
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DealI could still get a dog and have it lick my ass. Why does it always have to be an "or" scenario with you simple folk? Why not a life of abundance?
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Dealhardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/37653/jake-haeners-mom
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DealOkay, fine...A dog can lick your ass clean. But I have a question...what do you tell your friends, family, girlfriend, etc when they ask why you always bring the dog into the bathroom when you go poopy?
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Don't let the dog lick your face.Fenderbender123 said:Okay, fine...A dog can lick your ass clean. But I have a question...what do you tell your friends, family, girlfriend, etc when they ask why you always bring the dog into the bathroom when you go poopy?
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It's a service animal.Fenderbender123 said:Okay, fine...A dog can lick your ass clean. But I have a question...what do you tell your friends, family, girlfriend, etc when they ask why you always bring the dog into the bathroom when you go poopy?
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No DealFuck that. There are few things as annoying as walking around with monkey butt all day.
I take about a half a roll of paper towels when I go fishing and hunting in case I have to take a shit in the woods. I want my ass cleaned up and am willing to use industrial grade wipe to get it done fast and with no chance of poke-through.
If you have monkey butt, you're thinking about your itchy asshole all day instead of killing steelhead or elk. -
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This poast passes the smell test.dflea said:Fuck that. There are few things as annoying as walking around with monkey butt all day.
I take about a half a roll of paper towels when I go fishing and hunting in case I have to take a shit in the woods. I want my ass cleaned up and am willing to use industrial grade wipe to get it done fast and with no chance of poke-through.
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Can I take the cash and just jump in the shower and change the setting on the shower head to the one with that sprays from the middle with high-pressure to wash my butt Hole?
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Yes. You can do this. However, you will still have shit on your ass. The shower will not remove it unless somebody else is holding the wand.CheersWestDawg said:Can I take the cash and just jump in the shower and change the setting on the shower head to the one with that sprays from the middle with high-pressure to wash my butt Hole?
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You'd be surprised at how limber I am.Fenderbender123 said:
Yes. You can do this. However, you will still have shit on your ass. The shower will not remove it unless somebody else is holding the wand.CheersWestDawg said:Can I take the cash and just jump in the shower and change the setting on the shower head to the one with that sprays from the middle with high-pressure to wash my butt Hole?
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No Dealfor sure not worth it. No way that works unless you are paying someone to wipe you which isn't cheap and immediately starts dwindling the $1M you have after taxes. Or is this under the under the table duffle bag shit?
