A hard hitting Christmas gift for HH wife in your life......
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Since when can't I tell you to DIAFF pumpy.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Derek?AlCzervik said:puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Oh TurdBuffet, still lookin for recognition? You'd think after 1700 posts you'd give up trying. I give credit to fighters like yourself though. I know life is tough wallowing in the shadows...Maybe you should try sparking up a relationship with other shadow dwellers like Tommy, J, Baabs. You guys can start your own little movement. Build up a few posts, with some entertainment value; some relevance. Maybe you'll get noticed by the cool crowd.TurdBuffer said:Not until this very thread did I discover who puppy actually is.
Billy is always looking for new talent. Billy check these guys out and see if they got what it takes to make it out here. This forum is cutt-throat and not kind to flounders. Pup wrote your ass off long ago...fortunately Billy is more moderate, gives guys a few chances at redemption. Auditions are going on next week. Good luck shitbuffet, its your last shot.
Hey zervik, who let you in? Allow Derek to let you out -
Hey Puppy, we don't like people posting pictures of people in wheelchairs as jokes. Quoting other poasters and including their picture as described above is just as much reason for a timeout.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Derek?AlCzervik said:
>puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Oh TurdBuffet, still lookin for recognition? You'd think after 1700 posts you'd give up trying. I give credit to fighters like yourself though. I know life is tough wallowing in the shadows...Maybe you should try sparking up a relationship with other shadow dwellers like Tommy, J, Baabs. You guys can start your own little movement. Build up a few posts, with some entertainment value; some relevance. Maybe you'll get noticed by the cool crowd.TurdBuffer said:Not until this very thread did I discover who puppy actually is.
Billy is always looking for new talent. Billy check these guys out and see if they got what it takes to make it out here. This forum is cutt-throat and not kind to flounders. Pup wrote your ass off long ago...fortunately Billy is more moderate, gives guys a few chances at redemption. Auditions are going on next week. Good luck shitbuffet, its your last shot.
Hey zervik, who let you in? Allow Derek to let you out -
Just another new fish looking to get noticed. Get in line!AlCzervik said:
Since when can't I tell you to DIAFF pumpy.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Derek?AlCzervik said:puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Oh TurdBuffet, still lookin for recognition? You'd think after 1700 posts you'd give up trying. I give credit to fighters like yourself though. I know life is tough wallowing in the shadows...Maybe you should try sparking up a relationship with other shadow dwellers like Tommy, J, Baabs. You guys can start your own little movement. Build up a few posts, with some entertainment value; some relevance. Maybe you'll get noticed by the cool crowd.TurdBuffer said:Not until this very thread did I discover who puppy actually is.
Billy is always looking for new talent. Billy check these guys out and see if they got what it takes to make it out here. This forum is cutt-throat and not kind to flounders. Pup wrote your ass off long ago...fortunately Billy is more moderate, gives guys a few chances at redemption. Auditions are going on next week. Good luck shitbuffet, its your last shot.
Hey zervik, who let you in? Allow Derek to let you out -
Seems like I didpuppylove_sugarsteel said:
Just another new fish looking to get noticed. Get in line!AlCzervik said:
Since when can't I tell you to DIAFF pumpy.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Derek?AlCzervik said:puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Oh TurdBuffet, still lookin for recognition? You'd think after 1700 posts you'd give up trying. I give credit to fighters like yourself though. I know life is tough wallowing in the shadows...Maybe you should try sparking up a relationship with other shadow dwellers like Tommy, J, Baabs. You guys can start your own little movement. Build up a few posts, with some entertainment value; some relevance. Maybe you'll get noticed by the cool crowd.TurdBuffer said:Not until this very thread did I discover who puppy actually is.
Billy is always looking for new talent. Billy check these guys out and see if they got what it takes to make it out here. This forum is cutt-throat and not kind to flounders. Pup wrote your ass off long ago...fortunately Billy is more moderate, gives guys a few chances at redemption. Auditions are going on next week. Good luck shitbuffet, its your last shot.
Hey zervik, who let you in? Allow Derek to let you out -
You don't speak for the site.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Hey Zervik, hit the gate your ticket's revoked;)
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Disagree.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Hey Zervik, hit the gate your ticket's revoked;)
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No I just speak...the site listens.DerekJohnson said:
You don't speak for the site.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Hey Zervik, hit the gate your ticket's revoked;)
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puppylove_sugarsteel said:
No I justDerekJohnson said:
You don't speak for the site.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Hey Zervik, hit the gate your ticket's revoked;)
speakwhine like a sniveling cunt...the site listens in amusement. -
puppylove_sugarsteel said:
No I just speak...the siteDerekJohnson said:
You don't speak for the site.puppylove_sugarsteel said:Hey Zervik, hit the gate your ticket's revoked;)
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Hey Tom
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Suppuppylove_sugarsteel said:Hey Tom
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Puppy started this thread like a Sark team playing a shit schedule. That 3 game losing streak really fucked him up tho.
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I enjoy the Pupster talking about football. That's usually some funny shit, tethered just enough to reality and with a sharp enough edge to be more than worth the read.
It's the Don Juan, banging beaver shit that makes me laugh out loud and shake my head.
Seriously, Puppy: Have you ever had it without paying for it? -
Good lord what do you think? Pups stories are all derived from actual events. Right on down to the fancy feasts. For fuck sakes Pup is the straightest shooter here and when it comes to a spritzer in the kisserTurdBuffer said:I enjoy the Pupster talking about football. That's usually some funny shit, tethered just enough to reality and with a sharp enough edge to be more than worth the read.
It's the Don Juan, banging beaver shit that makes me laugh out loud and shake my head.
Seriously, Puppy: Have you ever had it without paying for it? -
YBE (in a long time)puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Listen Jack, pup has never quoted Seinfeld. As I told yous alls before, while you nerdy fucks were having friens night at 8 on thursday nights, followed by smashing Seinfeld partys after, Pup was out having a grab-ass party at the local college pub...DerekJohnson said:
So who's guilty of quoting Seinfeld now?puppylove_sugarsteel said:Puppylove this Christmas...the gift that will give all year. Ive done most of them already so technically it's re-gifting. Sorry J, Tommy , but Baabs agreed to service your kind.
Followed by a proper pounding party at her house till weeeeee hours in the morning.
The next morning while you geekos' sat in class swapping Kramer quotes, puppy was still at her house swapping ball sauce and giner juice. What about Class? Who needs class in college. Just good looks, a personality and a concrete peeper. All things puppy has in spades. -
"sure"puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Good lord what do you think? Pups stories are all derived from actual events. Right on down to the fancy feasts. For fuck sakes Pup is the straightest shooter here and when it comes to a spritzer in the kisserTurdBuffer said:I enjoy the Pupster talking about football. That's usually some funny shit, tethered just enough to reality and with a sharp enough edge to be more than worth the read.
It's the Don Juan, banging beaver shit that makes me laugh out loud and shake my head.
Seriously, Puppy: Have you ever had it without paying for it?
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I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
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Ok, so black jokes USING THE N WORD, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?AZDuck said:I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
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Are you new here?puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Ok, so black jokes, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?AZDuck said:I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
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Ok so black strippers from gorst, hitting musty old boov, people semen gurgling and vampire butt stuff are all on too then right?puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Ok, so black jokes, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?AZDuck said:I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
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What im a racist for buttfucking a black stripper from Gorst?backthepack said:
Ok so black strippers from gorst, hitting musty old boov, and vampire butt stuff are all on too then right?puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Ok, so black jokes, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?AZDuck said:I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
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I'm not stopping you (and I think Indian jokes are a regular feature of this forum)puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Ok, so black jokes USING THE N WORD, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?AZDuck said:I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
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Yes you are pumpypuppylove_sugarsteel said:
What im abackthepack said:
Ok so black strippers from gorst, hitting musty old boov, and vampire butt stuff are all on too then right?puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Ok, so black jokes, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?AZDuck said:I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
racistperv with no life for buttfucking a black stripper from Gorst? -
I would suggest being more PC pumpy, here is @TheChart for your convience.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
What im a racist for buttfucking a black stripper from Gorst?backthepack said:
Ok so black strippers from gorst, hitting musty old boov, and vampire butt stuff are all on too then right?puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Ok, so black jokes, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?AZDuck said:I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
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Ok, so black jokes USING THE N WORD, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?
I'm not stopping you (and I think Indian jokes are a regular feature of this forum), and yeah, I don't give a damn, but apparently I don't pay the bills even though I'm a WIGWAM! supporter
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A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Ok, so black jokes USING THE N WORD, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?AZDuck said:I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you." -
AZDuck said:
Is that @steelheader2 's new ride out front?
@SWAYE FREE PUB!!!AlCzervik said:
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman.puppylove_sugarsteel said:
Ok, so black jokes USING THE N WORD, kkk, polock jokes, indian jokes, amputee jokes etc are all on too then right?AZDuck said:I thought wheelchair jokes were okay now that @Dennis_DeYoung is one of them.
They exchange brief hellos and he notices that she is reading a manual about sexual statistics.
He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way my name is Jill. What's yours?"
He coolly replies, "Tonto Kowalski, nice to meet you." -
Hey I recognize that green building. Mmmm good times. All on the clock too. Getting paid to pound is the american way. What a patriot pup is. Lets do it for our country Grease 2 style