A hard hitting Christmas gift for HH wife in your life......

puppylove_sugarsteel

Puppylove this Christmas...the gift that will give all year. Ive done most of them already so technically it's re-gifting. Sorry J, Tommy , but Baabs agreed to service your kind.

EsophagealFeces

You should stick to talking shit like this and leave the football talk to the guys with fully functioning brains.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

more stories about eason's mom getting banged

PostGameOrangeSlices

Classy poast

priapism

This is an underappreciated, stocking stuffer.

DerekJohnson

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Puppylove this Christmas...the gift that will give all year. Ive done most of them already so technically it's re-gifting. Sorry J, Tommy , but Baabs agreed to service your kind.

So who's guilty of quoting Seinfeld now?

puppylove_sugarsteel

DerekJohnson said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Puppylove this Christmas...the gift that will give all year. Ive done most of them already so technically it's re-gifting. Sorry J, Tommy , but Baabs agreed to service your kind.

So who's guilty of quoting Seinfeld now?

Listen Jack, pup has never quoted Seinfeld. As I told yous alls before, while you nerdy fucks were having friens night at 8 on thursday nights, followed by smashing Seinfeld partys after, Pup was out having a grab-ass party at the local college pub...
Followed by a proper pounding party at her house till weeeeee hours in the morning.

The next morning while you geekos' sat in class swapping Kramer quotes, puppy was still at her house swapping ball sauce and giner juice. What about Class? Who needs class in college. Just good looks, a personality and a concrete peeper. All things puppy has in spades.

DeepSeaZ

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

DerekJohnson said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Puppylove this Christmas...the gift that will give all year. Ive done most of them already so technically it's re-gifting. Sorry J, Tommy , but Baabs agreed to service your kind.

So who's guilty of quoting Seinfeld now?

Listen Jack, pup has never quoted Seinfeld. As I told yous alls before, while you nerdy fucks were having friens night at 8 on thursday nights, followed by smashing Seinfeld partys after, Pup was out having a grab-ass party at the local college pub...
Followed by a proper pounding party at her house till weeeeee hours in the morning.

The next morning while you geekos' sat in class swapping Kramer quotes, puppy was still at her house swapping ball sauce and giner juice. What about Class? Who needs class in college. Just good looks, a personality and a concrete peeper. All things puppy has in spades.

Sounds like you are into black dudes

puppylove_sugarsteel

DeepSeaZ said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

DerekJohnson said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Puppylove this Christmas...the gift that will give all year. Ive done most of them already so technically it's re-gifting. Sorry J, Tommy , but Baabs agreed to service your kind.

So who's guilty of quoting Seinfeld now?

Listen Jack, pup has never quoted Seinfeld. As I told yous alls before, while you nerdy fucks were having friens night at 8 on thursday nights, followed by smashing Seinfeld partys after, Pup was out having a grab-ass party at the local college pub...
Followed by a proper pounding party at her house till weeeeee hours in the morning.

The next morning while you geekos' sat in class swapping Kramer quotes, puppy was still at her house swapping ball sauce and giner juice. What about Class? Who needs class in college. Just good looks, a personality and a concrete peeper. All things puppy has in spades.

Sounds like you are into black chicks

Why yes, thanks for the memories. Forgot about those thursday nights. Those chicks leave a sweet stenchy glaze on the cockus. During a boring lecture Pump needed only reach down and collect a sack sample on the fingers for an hour of aroma therapy;)

Doogles

He's back!

PostGameOrangeSlices

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

DeepSeaZ said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

DerekJohnson said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Puppylove this Christmas...the gift that will give all year. Ive done most of them already so technically it's re-gifting. Sorry J, Tommy , but Baabs agreed to service your kind.

So who's guilty of quoting Seinfeld now?

Listen Jack, pup has never quoted Seinfeld. As I told yous alls before, while you nerdy fucks were having friens night at 8 on thursday nights, followed by smashing Seinfeld partys after, Pup was out having a grab-ass party at the local college pub...
Followed by a proper pounding party at her house till weeeeee hours in the morning.

The next morning while you geekos' sat in class swapping Kramer quotes, puppy was still at her house swapping ball sauce and giner juice. What about Class? Who needs class in college. Just good looks, a personality and a concrete peeper. All things puppy has in spades.

Sounds like you are into black chicks

Why yes, thanks for the memories. Forgot about those thursday nights. Those chicks leave a sweet stenchy glaze on the cockus. During a boring lecture Pump needed only reach down and collect a sack sample on the fingers for an hour of aroma therapy;)

Bremerton Community College was very prestigious

DeepSeaZ

My bet is you and Samek spent your nights Indian leg wrestling which led to many late night adventures.

PurpleJ

You lying fuck puppy. You never played grab ass.

Baseman

PurpleJ said:

You lying fuck puppy. The only grab ass you ever got was when your finger went through the Charmin

dnc

Mess. Dialed. In.

puppylove_sugarsteel

PurpleJ said:

You lying fuck puppy. You never played grab ass.

Ok J, most chicks played grab-ass with Pumper, I innocently and with surgical precision just returned the gestures. Back then sexual assault was just foreplay.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Black chicks are impressed by Iron Maiden t-shirts.

puppylove_sugarsteel

Pup wore maiden shirts in 8th grade, along with Yobates. Kinda lost interest in metal concert shirts and rocker chicks about that same time. Their beaver breath smelled like cigarette smoke and mickies big mouths. Ick!!

Fenderbender123

If we're going to bash Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor, I'm out.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Pumpy good at everything.

PurpleJ

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

PurpleJ said:

You lying fuck puppy. You never played grab ass.

Ok J, most chicks played grab-ass with Pumper, I innocently and with surgical precision just returned the gestures. Back then sexual assault was just foreplay.

I didn't know you liked to be pegged.

Actually.... I did. Such fag pump.