A hard hitting Christmas gift for HH wife in your life......

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• EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,027

  December 2016

  You should stick to talking shit like this and leave the football talk to the guys with fully functioning brains.

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• Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,507

  December 2016

  more stories about eason's mom getting banged

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• PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,107

  December 2016

  Classy poast

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• priapism Member Posts: 2,294

  December 2016

  This is an underappreciated, stocking stuffer.
  
  

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• DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 67,954

  December 2016

  puppylove_sugarsteel said:

  Puppylove this Christmas...the gift that will give all year. Ive done most of them already so technically it's re-gifting. Sorry J, Tommy , but Baabs agreed to service your kind.

  So who's guilty of quoting Seinfeld now?
  
  

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• puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133

  December 2016

  DerekJohnson said:

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  puppylove_sugarsteel said:

  Puppylove this Christmas...the gift that will give all year. Ive done most of them already so technically it's re-gifting. Sorry J, Tommy , but Baabs agreed to service your kind.

  So who's guilty of quoting Seinfeld now?
  
  

  Listen Jack, pup has never quoted Seinfeld. As I told yous alls before, while you nerdy fucks were having friens night at 8 on thursday nights, followed by smashing Seinfeld partys after, Pup was out having a grab-ass party at the local college pub...
  Followed by a proper pounding party at her house till weeeeee hours in the morning.
  
  The next morning while you geekos' sat in class swapping Kramer quotes, puppy was still at her house swapping ball sauce and giner juice. What about Class? Who needs class in college. Just good looks, a personality and a concrete peeper. All things puppy has in spades.

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• DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901

  December 2016

  puppylove_sugarsteel said:

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  DerekJohnson said:

  puppylove_sugarsteel said:

  Puppylove this Christmas...the gift that will give all year. Ive done most of them already so technically it's re-gifting. Sorry J, Tommy , but Baabs agreed to service your kind.

  So who's guilty of quoting Seinfeld now?
  
  

  Listen Jack, pup has never quoted Seinfeld. As I told yous alls before, while you nerdy fucks were having friens night at 8 on thursday nights, followed by smashing Seinfeld partys after, Pup was out having a grab-ass party at the local college pub...
  Followed by a proper pounding party at her house till weeeeee hours in the morning.
  
  The next morning while you geekos' sat in class swapping Kramer quotes, puppy was still at her house swapping ball sauce and giner juice. What about Class? Who needs class in college. Just good looks, a personality and a concrete peeper. All things puppy has in spades.

  Sounds like you are into black dudes

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• puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133

  December 2016

  DeepSeaZ said:

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  puppylove_sugarsteel said:

  DerekJohnson said:

  puppylove_sugarsteel said:

  Puppylove this Christmas...the gift that will give all year. Ive done most of them already so technically it's re-gifting. Sorry J, Tommy , but Baabs agreed to service your kind.

  So who's guilty of quoting Seinfeld now?
  
  

  Listen Jack, pup has never quoted Seinfeld. As I told yous alls before, while you nerdy fucks were having friens night at 8 on thursday nights, followed by smashing Seinfeld partys after, Pup was out having a grab-ass party at the local college pub...
  Followed by a proper pounding party at her house till weeeeee hours in the morning.
  
  The next morning while you geekos' sat in class swapping Kramer quotes, puppy was still at her house swapping ball sauce and giner juice. What about Class? Who needs class in college. Just good looks, a personality and a concrete peeper. All things puppy has in spades.

  Sounds like you are into black chicks

  Why yes, thanks for the memories. Forgot about those thursday nights. Those chicks leave a sweet stenchy glaze on the cockus. During a boring lecture Pump needed only reach down and collect a sack sample on the fingers for an hour of aroma therapy;)
  

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• Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,717

  December 2016

  He's back!

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• PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,107

  December 2016

  puppylove_sugarsteel said:

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  DeepSeaZ said:

  puppylove_sugarsteel said:

  DerekJohnson said:

  puppylove_sugarsteel said:

  Puppylove this Christmas...the gift that will give all year. Ive done most of them already so technically it's re-gifting. Sorry J, Tommy , but Baabs agreed to service your kind.

  So who's guilty of quoting Seinfeld now?
  
  

  Listen Jack, pup has never quoted Seinfeld. As I told yous alls before, while you nerdy fucks were having friens night at 8 on thursday nights, followed by smashing Seinfeld partys after, Pup was out having a grab-ass party at the local college pub...
  Followed by a proper pounding party at her house till weeeeee hours in the morning.
  
  The next morning while you geekos' sat in class swapping Kramer quotes, puppy was still at her house swapping ball sauce and giner juice. What about Class? Who needs class in college. Just good looks, a personality and a concrete peeper. All things puppy has in spades.

  Sounds like you are into black chicks

  Why yes, thanks for the memories. Forgot about those thursday nights. Those chicks leave a sweet stenchy glaze on the cockus. During a boring lecture Pump needed only reach down and collect a sack sample on the fingers for an hour of aroma therapy;)
  

  
  Bremerton Community College was very prestigious

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• DeepSeaZ Member Posts: 3,901

  December 2016

  My bet is you and Samek spent your nights Indian leg wrestling which led to many late night adventures.

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

  December 2016

  You lying fuck puppy. You never played grab ass.

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• Baseman Member Posts: 12,369

  December 2016

  PurpleJ said:

  You lying fuck puppy. The only grab ass you ever got was when your finger went through the Charmin

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,828

  December 2016

  Mess. Dialed. In.

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• puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133

  December 2016

  PurpleJ said:

  You lying fuck puppy. You never played grab ass.

  Ok J, most chicks played grab-ass with Pumper, I innocently and with surgical precision just returned the gestures. Back then sexual assault was just foreplay.

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• Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,507

  December 2016

  Black chicks are impressed by Iron Maiden t-shirts.

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• puppylove_sugarsteel Member Posts: 9,133

  December 2016

  Pup wore maiden shirts in 8th grade, along with Yobates. Kinda lost interest in metal concert shirts and rocker chicks about that same time. Their beaver breath smelled like cigarette smoke and mickies big mouths. Ick!!

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• Fenderbender123 Member Posts: 2,989

  December 2016

  If we're going to bash Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor, I'm out.

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• CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,058

  December 2016

  Pumpy good at everything.

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• PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643

  December 2016

  puppylove_sugarsteel said:

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  PurpleJ said:

  You lying fuck puppy. You never played grab ass.

  Ok J, most chicks played grab-ass with Pumper, I innocently and with surgical precision just returned the gestures. Back then sexual assault was just foreplay.

  I didn't know you liked to be pegged.
  
  Actually.... I did. Such fag pump.
  

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