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            Fun to play though
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            Thought it was just dressing up like Mormons, taking slow walks on the grass, whacking a ball every 20 minutes, then drinking like a Mormon on a fishing trip. Did Mormons not invent it?
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            Love to play, but watching on tv is like watching paint dry.
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I'm hearing a Roman general named Marcus Aurelius invented it by hitting the decapitated heads of barbarians with his sword.TurdBuffer said:Thought it was just dressing up like Mormons, taking slow walks on the grass, whacking a ball every 20 minutes, then drinking like a Mormon on a fishing trip. Did Mormons not invent it?
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Uhhhh....the IRA terrorized Belfast (Ulster) for most of the 70's and 80's.ThomasFremont said:
Unless PurpleJ is referencing the old IRA in Dublin back in 1917. Then he's being a boof.
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Crisped.section_332 said:People
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            I was talking about his retirement account.
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Well, cross that boof label off right now.PurpleJ said:I was talking about his retirement account.
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            What if you had a guy named IRA who joined the IRA and then asked about setting up his IRA.
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            4 tourneys a year plus Ryder cup is fun to watch. The NOGAF tournaments are painful to watch
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Of the Coney Island IRAs?DerekJohnson said:What if you had a guy named IRA who joined the IRA and then asked about setting up his IRA.
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Spoken like someone who sucks at golf.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Yea.TurdBuffer said:
Golf is a sport?MelloDawg said:Always thought golf was like soccer but on an "individual sport" level versus "team sport" level.
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@Octavian, true?PurpleJ said:
I'm hearing a Roman general named Marcus Aurelius invented it by hitting the decapitated heads of barbarians with his sword.TurdBuffer said:Thought it was just dressing up like Mormons, taking slow walks on the grass, whacking a ball every 20 minutes, then drinking like a Mormon on a fishing trip. Did Mormons not invent it?
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I do suck at golf. I'll be good at it when I'm a retired mult-millionaire at 50EsophagealFeces said:
Spoken like someone who sucks at golf.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Yea.TurdBuffer said:
Golf is a sport?MelloDawg said:Always thought golf was like soccer but on an "individual sport" level versus "team sport" level.
A very slow paced, uninteresting to watch one
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            This shit is hilarious. Our Field gonna win!
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            Masters is classy. There aren't fat slobs in cargo shorts with three day's worth of stubble yelling, "GET IN THE HOLE!! every time a guy putts.
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Kim goes to golf tournaments? Another reason to stay away...Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Masters is classy. There aren't fat slobs in cargo shorts with three day's worth of stubble yelling, "GET IN THE HOLE!! every time a guy putts.
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            Ovah
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Just heard a BABA BOOEY at the 15th tee, but still.Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Masters is classy. There aren't fat slobs in cargo shorts with three day's worth of stubble yelling, "GET IN THE HOLE!! every time a guy putts.
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            Epic choke job.
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            Jordan is good. But not Tiger good
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            I was wrong with my Rory prediction, but right about Spieth choking. So I was right.
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            This thread is a lot worse than calls for genocide.
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Classy = rich white guys?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Masters is classy. There aren't fat slobs in cargo shorts with three day's worth of stubble yelling, "GET IN THE HOLE!! every time a guy putts.
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            doogsinparadise said:
Classy = rich well-behaved white guys?Fire_Marshall_Bill said:Masters is classy. There aren't fat slobs in cargo shorts with three day's worth of stubble yelling, "GET IN THE HOLE!! every time a guy putts.
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Chokers Choke. You, J, and Race should know this.ThomasFremont said:Epic choke job.
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            I'm hearing golf represents plantation era values.
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And the problem is...?PurpleJ said:I'm hearing golf represents plantation era values.
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Tiger doesn't sing Wade Down in the Water when he hits it in a water hazard?ThomasFremont said:
And the problem is...?PurpleJ said:I'm hearing golf represents plantation era values.
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When was the last time you saw Tiger?PurpleJ said:
Tiger doesn't sing Wade Down in the Water when he hits it in a water hazard?ThomasFremont said:
And the problem is...?PurpleJ said:I'm hearing golf represents plantation era values.
 











