OFFICIAL Masters Gamethread

PostGameOrangeSlices

Fun to play though

TurdBomber

Thought it was just dressing up like Mormons, taking slow walks on the grass, whacking a ball every 20 minutes, then drinking like a Mormon on a fishing trip. Did Mormons not invent it?

doogsinparadise

Love to play, but watching on tv is like watching paint dry.

PurpleJ

TurdBuffer said:

Thought it was just dressing up like Mormons, taking slow walks on the grass, whacking a ball every 20 minutes, then drinking like a Mormon on a fishing trip. Did Mormons not invent it?

I'm hearing a Roman general named Marcus Aurelius invented it by hitting the decapitated heads of barbarians with his sword.

PurpleThrobber

ThomasFremont said:

PurpleJ said:

IRA IRA IRA

He's from NORTHERN Ireland, ya boof.

Ulster! Ulster! Ulster!

Uhhhh....the IRA terrorized Belfast (Ulster) for most of the 70's and 80's.

Unless PurpleJ is referencing the old IRA in Dublin back in 1917. Then he's being a boof.

#irishsuperiorityguy

PurpleThrobber

section_332 said:

People that are from 25-35 all play golf because of tiger beer.

Crisped.

PurpleJ

I was talking about his retirement account.

PurpleThrobber

PurpleJ said:

I was talking about his retirement account.

Well, cross that boof label off right now.

DerekJohnson

What if you had a guy named IRA who joined the IRA and then asked about setting up his IRA.

section_332

4 tourneys a year plus Ryder cup is fun to watch. The NOGAF tournaments are painful to watch

TierbsHsotBoobs

DerekJohnson said:

What if you had a guy named IRA who joined the IRA and then asked about setting up his IRA.

Of the Coney Island IRAs?

EsophagealFeces

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TurdBuffer said:

MelloDawg said:

Always thought golf was like soccer but on an "individual sport" level versus "team sport" level.

Golf is a sport?

Yea.

A very slow paced, uninteresting to watch one

Spoken like someone who sucks at golf.

EsophagealFeces

PurpleJ said:

TurdBuffer said:

Thought it was just dressing up like Mormons, taking slow walks on the grass, whacking a ball every 20 minutes, then drinking like a Mormon on a fishing trip. Did Mormons not invent it?

I'm hearing a Roman general named Marcus Aurelius invented it by hitting the decapitated heads of barbarians with his sword.

@Octavian, true?

PostGameOrangeSlices

EsophagealFeces said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

TurdBuffer said:

MelloDawg said:

Always thought golf was like soccer but on an "individual sport" level versus "team sport" level.

Golf is a sport?

Yea.

A very slow paced, uninteresting to watch one

Spoken like someone who sucks at golf.

I do suck at golf. I'll be good at it when I'm a retired mult-millionaire at 50

HTH

TierbsHsotBoobs

This shit is hilarious. Our Field gonna win!

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Masters is classy. There aren't fat slobs in cargo shorts with three day's worth of stubble yelling, "GET IN THE HOLE!! every time a guy putts.

gmo

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Masters is classy. There aren't fat slobs in cargo shorts with three day's worth of stubble yelling, "GET IN THE HOLE!! every time a guy putts.

Kim goes to golf tournaments? Another reason to stay away...

whlinder

Ovah

TierbsHsotBoobs

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Masters is classy. There aren't fat slobs in cargo shorts with three day's worth of stubble yelling, "GET IN THE HOLE!! every time a guy putts.

Just heard a BABA BOOEY at the 15th tee, but still.

ThomasFremont

Epic choke job.