Mariota is a 57% passer & DAT is probably out

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Canard said:

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

Canard said:

jecornel said:

I want UW to beat Oregon with DAT.....so there are no what if's bullshit

You needn't worry about beating the Ducks this year. As always, the biggest mismatch in the game is on the headsets of the respective teams.

Would be the case last year but now the best coach on either staff is with UW, and ironically he's a fucking duck.

Wasn't Wilcox surrendering 50+ last year?

Wilcox's special insights into stopping Ducks offenses quarterbacked by stoners will never be enough to offset how thoroughly Aliotti owns Stevie's masterful playcalling.

Just like I'd jump over the Doogs I'll get on you for quooking it up.

http://espn.go.com/ncf/recap?id=282780030

Whoops, shouldn't have used "thoroughly." Sark got him one time with Pete's best defense at his back. In 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, Aliotti wielded the pimp hand. Will again this weekend too.

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Canard said:

He_Needs_More_Time said:

Canard said:

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

Canard said:

jecornel said:

I want UW to beat Oregon with DAT.....so there are no what if's bullshit

You needn't worry about beating the Ducks this year. As always, the biggest mismatch in the game is on the headsets of the respective teams.

Would be the case last year but now the best coach on either staff is with UW, and ironically he's a fucking duck.

Wasn't Wilcox surrendering 50+ last year?

Wilcox's special insights into stopping Ducks offenses quarterbacked by stoners will never be enough to offset how thoroughly Aliotti owns Stevie's masterful playcalling.

Just like I'd jump over the Doogs I'll get on you for quooking it up.

http://espn.go.com/ncf/recap?id=282780030

Whoops, shouldn't have used "thoroughly." Sark got him one time with Pete's best defense at his back. In 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, Aliotti wielded the pimp hand. Will again this weekend too.

I like being CanardFS and claim a DC owns a head coach nevermind Kelly was the head coach.

I guess in CanardFS mind the Ducks didn't own Lambo(2-4) but Lambo actually owned them since they defeated them for years as a coordinator and Bellotti was the OC during that run too.

Sark was on the USC staff in 2002 and 2005, 2006 that defeated Oregon.

Stop acting like Aliotti "owns" Sark. It was Kelly who owned Sark and when they win this year it will be Helfrich.

Quooks gotta Quook.

Spot on poast, just required one small edit.

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

HeretoBeatmyChest said:

Canard said:

jecornel said:

I want UW to beat Oregon with DAT.....so there are no what if's bullshit

You needn't worry about beating the Ducks this year. As always, the biggest mismatch in the game is on the headsets of the respective teams.

Would be the case last year but now the best coach on either staff is with UW, and ironically he's a fucking duck.

[citation needed]

"Has Helfrich does anything remotely impressive as an assistant? His bio looks like Sark's except he has a few more years of experience."

Lol. Helfrich was endorsed for Oregon HC twice by Chip Kelly. Sark was picked by a Pool Boy.

"Allioti was mediocre at best. Oregon fans hated him and wanted to get rid of him until Chip came along started winning and bringing in better players."

Bellotti's conservatism, expressed through sitting on leads, often made Aliotti look bad. Chip's style necessitated a philosophical change on defense. Basically, and even using Bellotti's players at first, Aliotti was simply unleashed to be as aggressive as possible. Sark doesn't deal with extreme aggression very well because he's a fat pussy.

"Of the 4 or 6 major coaches Wilcox is by far the best. Tried to mention how good he was in the summer but you and others had dogshit in your head."

You're just confirming yourself as a fucktard with that one.

"Yeah he gave up 50 points twice in his first season. Nevermind how bad the offense and special teams were in both of those games. Offense had numerous turnovers both games. Nevermind the huge jump in overall play which has continued in year two."

The huge jump was mostly against shitbag teams and one plodder that Wilcox couldn't stop from a sub one minute TD drive at the end of the first half.

In 2012, here's how it really went down:

1st Oregon drive—INT @ UW 35
1st UW drive 6 plays, Punt to Oregon 10
2nd UO drive, 5 plays, Punt muffed by UW @ own 20. Two plays, 20 yards UO scores a TD, 7-0.
2nd UW drive, 6 plays, Punt for touch back.
3rd UO drive, 4 plays TD, 80 yards 1:03 14-0.
3rd UW drive, 4 plays pick 6 for Oregon. 21-0.
4th UW drive, 7 plays, 73 yards, 3:09 TD 21-7.
4th UO drive, 10 plays 76 yards, 3:12 TD 28-7.
5th UW drive, 5 plays, KP fumble at UO 36.
5th UO drive, 4 plays, 64 yards 00:50 TD 35-7.

We'll stop right there because the game is over at this point at 8:54 remaining in the second quarter.

Wilcox's D gains INT. Good
Wilcox's D surrenders a sudden change TD from own 20. Forgivable.
Wilcox's D surrenders a four play 80 yard drive. Shit D.
Wilcox's D, with no fatigue excuses yet, surrenders a 7 play TD drive. Shit D.
Sark finally gets something going, Wilcox answers by surrendering a 10 play drive for a TD. 21-7 with a stop here is still a game, Wilcox fails and it's 28-7.
UW fumbles in Oregon territory. Wilcox has to hold the Ducks off here for UW to have any chance. Instead surrenders a whopping 4 play 64 yard TD drive. Shit D.

Sure, Sark's shitastic offense wasn't helping matters, but he was burning some clock for the defense to rest between the miscues. Your coaching god couldn't keep UW within contact by giving up two sub-one-minute TDs.

"By your rationale you would have questioned Saban after his first year when they went 7-6 and lost to that small school."

Are you seriously suggesting Wilcox is on a Saban-like trajectory?

hey Canard... TL, DR.. Nobody else will either