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Fuck this Star Wars movie
haie
Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,682 
Jesus Christ, overrated fucking garbage. Ripped out of my mind walking into the theater and bored as fuck the entire time. I seriously thought about walking out an hour and half in. I get it Disney/Lucas' 2nd Chin: the previous 3 films were dogshit and you were so scared you'd only make 2 billion off the toys/games instead of 5 billion that you went conservative and made some myopic new-age version of the first movie. Congratulations, you have a watered down piece of cunt puss with recycled plot lines and characters.
Fucking hilarious that the older nerds at my work are demanding that the rest of the office not even talk about the movie. An old wrinkly fucking Han Solo gets skewered by his evil son that looks whinier than fucking Anakin. What a twist; kinda reminds me of the Millennials versus Baby Boomer cunt competition on here.
Yes I thought and I cared and I joined the masses and wasted money on this piece of shit. Funny thing though is that the star wars geeks can't admit how recycled, myopic, and completely uninspired this shit is.
Fucking hilarious that the older nerds at my work are demanding that the rest of the office not even talk about the movie. An old wrinkly fucking Han Solo gets skewered by his evil son that looks whinier than fucking Anakin. What a twist; kinda reminds me of the Millennials versus Baby Boomer cunt competition on here.
Yes I thought and I cared and I joined the masses and wasted money on this piece of shit. Funny thing though is that the star wars geeks can't admit how recycled, myopic, and completely uninspired this shit is.
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Yeah but how were the special effects?
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Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
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ThomasFremont said:
HatingWatching the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
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At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."ThomasFremont said:Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
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haie said:
At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."ThomasFremont said:Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
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Did you get your money back?
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Awesomed for fisting reference.haie said:
At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."ThomasFremont said:Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
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sarktastic said:
Did you get your money back?
Swaye said:
Awesomed for fisting reference.haie said:
At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."ThomasFremont said:Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
HTH
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I like Abrams but he blew it on this one big time.
Can't believe they just did a retread.
It was not very good.
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As long as they make their money from it
Hey let's all go blow $10 on the Point Break remake too
