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  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,171 Founders Club
    Derek...you're getting free pub as I just showed this to a whole bunch of non-Husky fans and they love your site.
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  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,171 Founders Club
    What a shit show that was. Come on....the really, really big death star? Fuck me, the next generation of Jedi will be just like Obama only his mom and dad will love him.
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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    DuckHHunterisafag said:

    What a shit show that was. Come on....the really, really big death star? Fuck me, the next generation of Jedi will be just like Obama only his mom and dad will love him.

    Derivative and lazy. Not that I expected better out of Disney, but would it kill the producers to put the work in to please both the fanboys and the normies?

    Hopefully the pandering is over with ep 7, and they can move the plot forward. Still a "good" movie, but more because it wasn't aggressively bad, which is the bar with Hollywood these days.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,778 Founders Club
    ThomasFremont said:

    allpurpleallgold said:

    I'm surprised that some of you are surprised. There is not other path for this franchise to take. You don't make Dark Knight coming off Arnold making cold puns. You have to make Batman Begins first. It's a nice, safe movie that reminds you that you love Star Wars. If you didn't like the movie you don't love Star Wars. Case closed.

    Fucking THIS.

    Disney dropped $4 billion to get this IP. If you thought they were gonna take any major risks with the first film, well I just can't help you.
    It is true that I am beyond help at this point. I actually think Sunshine is up there with the best sci if movies off all time.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    ThomasFremont said:

    allpurpleallgold said:

    I'm surprised that some of you are surprised. There is not other path for this franchise to take. You don't make Dark Knight coming off Arnold making cold puns. You have to make Batman Begins first. It's a nice, safe movie that reminds you that you love Star Wars. If you didn't like the movie you don't love Star Wars. Case closed.

    Fucking THIS.

    Disney dropped $4 billion to get this IP. If you thought they were gonna take any major risks with the first film, well I just can't help you.
    Disney could have put out 3 hours of ewoks gang banging jabba the hutt and still broken every record in the book. I don't know what the sequel is, but they have millions of dumbfucks who will buy anything they put out.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    ThomasFremont said:

    PurpleJ said:

    ThomasFremont said:

    allpurpleallgold said:

    I'm surprised that some of you are surprised. There is not other path for this franchise to take. You don't make Dark Knight coming off Arnold making cold puns. You have to make Batman Begins first. It's a nice, safe movie that reminds you that you love Star Wars. If you didn't like the movie you don't love Star Wars. Case closed.

    Fucking THIS.

    Disney dropped $4 billion to get this IP. If you thought they were gonna take any major risks with the first film, well I just can't help you.
    Disney could have put out 3 hours of ewoks gang banging jabba the hutt and still broken every record in the book. I don't know what the sequel is, but they have millions of dumbfucks who will buy anything they put out.
    Maybe they'd make money on the first film, and all the merch. But if they shit the bed with the first movie and pissed off the fans, they'd be killing a golden goose.

    Now they can ride that shit to the bank for years.
    If Episodes 1-3 weren't enough to piss off the fans and make them not come back, there is nothing they can do to lose them now. HTH.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    ThomasFremont said:

    PurpleJ said:

    ThomasFremont said:

    PurpleJ said:

    ThomasFremont said:

    allpurpleallgold said:

    I'm surprised that some of you are surprised. There is not other path for this franchise to take. You don't make Dark Knight coming off Arnold making cold puns. You have to make Batman Begins first. It's a nice, safe movie that reminds you that you love Star Wars. If you didn't like the movie you don't love Star Wars. Case closed.

    Fucking THIS.

    Disney dropped $4 billion to get this IP. If you thought they were gonna take any major risks with the first film, well I just can't help you.
    Disney could have put out 3 hours of ewoks gang banging jabba the hutt and still broken every record in the book. I don't know what the sequel is, but they have millions of dumbfucks who will buy anything they put out.
    Maybe they'd make money on the first film, and all the merch. But if they shit the bed with the first movie and pissed off the fans, they'd be killing a golden goose.

    Now they can ride that shit to the bank for years.
    If Episodes 1-3 weren't enough to piss off the fans and make them not come back, there is nothing they can do to lose them now. HTH.
    I guess I can't argue against that on a Husky football bored.
    That was my next argument.
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  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,778 Founders Club
    I got really, really, offensively fucking drunk tonight and saw Point Break. I'm sorry, but it was better than the new Star Wars. It was more entertaining, bro.
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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,728 Founders Club
    I hadn't watched it yet, then realized j don't give a fuck so read the thread to spoil it.

    I did the whole marathon thing with some friends obsessed with it a few years back and at the end I just don't get it. Star Wars fucking sucks. There is nothing bad ass about it, but for some reason you have to think it's cool to be cool or something.


    Liking Star Wars is the definition of being a hipster faggot. Im glad Han Solo dies at the hands of his son.
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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    I still haven't seen it yet. Thanks for ruining it for me douchebag.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    edited February 2016
    Doogles said:

    I hadn't watched it yet, then realized j don't give a fuck so read the thread to spoil it.

    I did the whole marathon thing with some friends obsessed with it a few years back and at the end I just don't get it. Star Wars fucking sucks. There is nothing bad ass about it, but for some reason you have to think it's cool to be cool or something.


    Liking Star Wars is the definition of being a hipster faggot. Im glad Han Solo dies at the hands of his son.

    How old are you?

    edit: Not asking for a date. Unless you want one?
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  • Doogles
    Doogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,728 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Doogles said:

    I hadn't watched it yet, then realized j don't give a fuck so read the thread to spoil it.

    I did the whole marathon thing with some friends obsessed with it a few years back and at the end I just don't get it. Star Wars fucking sucks. There is nothing bad ass about it, but for some reason you have to think it's cool to be cool or something.


    Liking Star Wars is the definition of being a hipster faggot. Im glad Han Solo dies at the hands of his son.

    How old are you?

    edit: Not asking for a date. Unless you want one?

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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Doogles said:

    Swaye said:

    Doogles said:

    I hadn't watched it yet, then realized j don't give a fuck so read the thread to spoil it.

    I did the whole marathon thing with some friends obsessed with it a few years back and at the end I just don't get it. Star Wars fucking sucks. There is nothing bad ass about it, but for some reason you have to think it's cool to be cool or something.


    Liking Star Wars is the definition of being a hipster faggot. Im glad Han Solo dies at the hands of his son.

    How old are you?

    edit: Not asking for a date. Unless you want one?

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    Just throwing this out there in case you and Swaye are looking to citrusize this encounter.














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  • PurpleJ
    PurpleJ Member Posts: 37,643 Founders Club
    The original trilogy was cool. The second one started off terrible and got better as it went on, but the writing was pretty cheesy. I'm not exactly itching to see the new one yet, because JJ Abrams is the Steve Sarkisian of directors. Sizzle.

    Power Rankings of the first 6:
    Strikes Back
    New Hope
    Return of Jedi
    The one where the kid becomes Darth
    The one with Natalie Portman's tits
    Jar Jar Binks
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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    Gladstone said:

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    Seeing photos of a Young Swaye is always special.
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