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Fuck this Star Wars movie
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Thanks. Merry Christmas to you as well, Derek.DerekJohnson said:
this actually breaks one of this website's few rules, but I'm looking the other way...haie said:sarktastic said:Did you get your money back?
Swaye said:
Awesomed for fisting reference.haie said:
At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."ThomasFremont said:Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
HTH
Merry Christmas
By the way, I've been calling for the genocide of die hard Star Wars fans for a long time.
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I'm surprised that some of you are surprised. There is not other path for this franchise to take. You don't make Dark Knight coming off Arnold making cold puns. You have to make Batman Begins first. It's a nice, safe movie that reminds you that you love Star Wars. If you didn't like the movie you don't love Star Wars. Case closed.
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The movie sucks. It doesn't suck as bad as the prequels, but it sucks.
It's not Tripper Johnson, it's Nigel Burton.
A New Hope was Steve Emtman.
It was fucking lame. It's just like every other stupid fucking hero worship bullshit crap ass fag movie.
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Aside from that faggot Star Wars shit, what other movie is Christmas Day worthy?
Laughed my ass off a few years back when we told the kids we were taking them to a war/action movie. Got them all fired up for a good shoot 'em up.
When Russell Crowe opened up in song for Les Mis , the WTF looks on their faces made being the dad/cash machine all worth it. They bitched for three hours straight. -
I'm a fan of the old Star Wars movies.allpurpleallgold said:I'm surprised that some of you are surprised. There is not other path for this franchise to take. You don't make Dark Knight coming off Arnold making cold puns. You have to make Batman Begins first. It's a nice, safe movie that reminds you that you love Star Wars. If you didn't like the movie you don't love Star Wars. Case closed.
This movie fucking sucked.
It was A New Hope's retarded son. It was pretty much the same fucking movie, only lamer.
Wow, another fucking death star? only it's not a death star....it's a DEATH PLANET!!!111!
In A New Hope the evil guys could blow up 1 planter, now they can blow up 5!!!! so badass and evil...
Kylo Ren is a faggot
Fin and Rey are dumb. Rey is hot though, which was one of the only redeeming qualities of the movies.
Luke has been doing yoga on a rock while the universe gets destroyed? el oh el
If you liked this movie you are dumb. Star Wars as a franchise jumped the shark a while ago. I had a new hope that this movie would be good after it got positive reviews at release. Instead it's return of the jar jar. -
revenge*PostGameOrangeSlices said:
I'm a fan of the old Star Wars movies.allpurpleallgold said:I'm surprised that some of you are surprised. There is not other path for this franchise to take. You don't make Dark Knight coming off Arnold making cold puns. You have to make Batman Begins first. It's a nice, safe movie that reminds you that you love Star Wars. If you didn't like the movie you don't love Star Wars. Case closed.
This movie fucking sucked.
It was A New Hope's retarded son. It was pretty much the same fucking movie, only lamer.
Wow, another fucking death star? only it's not a death star....it's a DEATH PLANET!!!111!
In A New Hope the evil guys could blow up 1 planter, now they can blow up 5!!!! so badass and evil...
Kylo Ren is a faggot
Fin and Rey are dumb. Rey is hot though, which was one of the only redeeming qualities of the movies.
Luke has been doing yoga on a rock while the universe gets destroyed? el oh el
If you liked this movie you are dumb. Star Wars as a franchise jumped the shark a while ago. I had a new hope that this movie would be good after it got positive reviews at release. Instead it's return of the jar jar.
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As a 'Star Wars film' it was fine, as a stand-alone film it was kinda meh, and as a supposed sequel it sure tended to just recycle tropes from a new hope and empire. Hated Adam Driver and the whole first order plotting; the driver character is in no way equal to Vader, comes off as contrived and lame.
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Simulated sex acts don't really count when we are talking about an 800 year old midget Jedi alien and a loser like Mark Hamill.DerekJohnson said:
this actually breaks one of this website's few rules, but I'm looking the other way...haie said:sarktastic said:Did you get your money back?
Swaye said:
Awesomed for fisting reference.haie said:
At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."ThomasFremont said:Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.
HTH
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Its like revenge of the hipster fags in here...
