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Fuck this Star Wars movie

haiehaie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,155 Swaye's Wigwam
edited December 2015 in Tug Tavern
Jesus Christ, overrated fucking garbage. Ripped out of my mind walking into the theater and bored as fuck the entire time. I seriously thought about walking out an hour and half in. I get it Disney/Lucas' 2nd Chin: the previous 3 films were dogshit and you were so scared you'd only make 2 billion off the toys/games instead of 5 billion that you went conservative and made some myopic new-age version of the first movie. Congratulations, you have a watered down piece of cunt puss with recycled plot lines and characters.

Fucking hilarious that the older nerds at my work are demanding that the rest of the office not even talk about the movie. An old wrinkly fucking Han Solo gets skewered by his evil son that looks whinier than fucking Anakin. What a twist; kinda reminds me of the Millennials versus Baby Boomer cunt competition on here.

Yes I thought and I cared and I joined the masses and wasted money on this piece of shit. Funny thing though is that the star wars geeks can't admit how recycled, myopic, and completely uninspired this shit is.
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  • PurpleJPurpleJ Member Posts: 37,511 Founders Club
    Yeah but how were the special effects?
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  • HuskyInAZHuskyInAZ Member Posts: 1,732
    ThomasFremont said:

    Hating Watching the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.

    HTH

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  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    edited December 2015
    haie said:

    ThomasFremont said:

    Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.

    HTH

    At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."
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    Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell.
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  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,533 Founders Club
    haie said:

    ThomasFremont said:

    Hating the new Star Wars is about as hipster fag as it gets.

    HTH

    At this point I would rather be a hipster fag that calls out a shitty movie for what it is then some 40 year old nerd who's seen it 3 times already and says shit like, "I LOVED it but it's kind of unrealistic that Rey was able to get Jedi powers like that so quickly. I mean Luke had to get fisted by Yoda for 3 years before being able to do mind tricks like that."
    Awesomed for fisting reference.
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  • jecorneljecornel Member Posts: 9,727
    I like Abrams but he blew it on this one big time.

    Can't believe they just did a retread.

    It was not very good.
    It was all about ROI.
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  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,399 Founders Club
    As long as they make their money from it

    Hey let's all go blow $10 on the Point Break remake too
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  • ThomasFremontThomasFremont Member Posts: 13,325
    I found the lack of Robot Chewbacca disturbing.
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  • CuntWaffleCuntWaffle Member Posts: 22,499
    Way more excited for Mad Max 2 and TMNT 2.
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  • HuskyInAZHuskyInAZ Member Posts: 1,732
    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    As long as they make their money from it

    Hey let's all go blow $10 on the Point Break remake too

    This hits home. Just talked to my 23 year old son. He liked the new Star Wars movie. And next up for him is Point Break. He had no clue about the original.

    Clearly bad parenting.
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  • HuskyJWHuskyJW Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 14,890 Swaye's Wigwam
    I hated this movie before it was cool to do so
    http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/26447/star-wars
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  • BallSackedBallSacked Member Posts: 3,279
    PurpleJ said:

    I haven't seen it yet so please don't ruin the part where Han Solo dies.

    The dude from Girls is Han Solo's son. They find Luke at the end.

    Fuck off, J
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  • GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,515 Standard Supporter
    BallSacked said:

    PurpleJ said:

    I haven't seen it yet so please don't ruin the part where Han Solo dies.

    The dude from Girls is Han Solo's son. They find Luke at the end.

    Fuck off, J
    Enough with the Seinfeld quotes. Whats next, Ross and Joey quotes? While you fags spent your thursdsy nights at home hosting your "friends'-"Seinfeld" parties, Pumpy was taking advantage of all the greasy ladies at the bars from 8-9pm, with no competition. (competition never mattered much anyway) Puppy was was well on his way to pumping while you nerds were watching 29 minutes of commercials, then the rest of the night playing world of warcraft.

    Cant imagine how many semen filled trojans I left in girls apartments from 8-9pm on Thursday nights. You guys just left behind pizza crusts and mac and cheese boxes in your buddies apartments. Elaine was the closest you guys got to pussy back then. And you cant let the shit go, 25 years later .
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  • sarktasticsarktastic Member Posts: 9,208
    I thought the Wookie village scene was a little weird.
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